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{ R E C I P E } Retro Apple Fritters for Dad


Gluten free, Dairy free, Yeast free = wiz bang amazingness!!! 

My Daddy-o (who is a chef) and I were discussing the merits of owning a retro food van, after I saw a quirky little number parked out our local beach that looked really fabulous.  924 more words


Peanut corn chowder?

If it walks like an ass explosion and talks like an ass explosion then it is something you might want to consider relabeling before you try to actually market it.

70's Recipes

*head explodes*

Drag queens would call this overdone and tell you to simmer the fuck down.

70's Recipes

That dog won't hunt, Monseigneur

“Don’t blame your grocer when he’s out of Spam.”

What kind of hamlord gets so desperate for cubes of pink meat jelly they start berating Kevin during his deli shift and he has to whip out some bullshit SUPPORT OUR TROOPS excuse so he doesn’t look like an asshole?

Vintage Food

Hot Three Berry Cobbler For One!

I’ll admit it. I am a cobbler junkie. I cannot keep from eating hot fruit topped with biscuity goodness. It’s a sickness, I’m just sure of it. 606 more words

Gluten Free

"Busy Day" Lemon Cheesecake

A few months ago I started a Vintage Jello Pinterest board because those wacky and wonderful recipes, mostly from the 1950s and 1960s, just fascinate me. 707 more words