The most gristle-y murder scene since Jonestown. The pins were impaled by the poison-tipped darts of the Peruvian tribe from Raiders of the Lost Ark, the hamburger log was decapitated, and the horrified bowling ball was taken down by Stephen King’s langoliers after Jergens soothing oatmeal balm failed to remedy their flaky skin conditions and peoples’ laughter at their “it’s just a cold sore” explanation drove them to the brink.
Tags » Retro Food
In years past, Thanksgiving dinner had to meet two benchmarks: it had to be delicious, and it had to be sufficiently Thanskgiving-y. If you served traditional foods and they weren’t entirely awful, you were doing okay. 598 more words
[ RECIPE: RETRO APPLE FRITTERS FOR DAD ]
Gluten free, Dairy free, Yeast free = wiz bang amazingness!!!
My Daddy-o (who is a chef) and I were discussing the merits of owning a retro food van, after I saw a quirky little number parked out our local beach that looked really fabulous. 923 more words