Alright dirty girls, get your minds out of the gutters. I was going through the Google alerts and kept seeing stories about some poll where Rob is the star peeps would most like to meet under the mistletoe.

What the fuck is mistletoe?

Yeah, like that’s going to be happening anytime soon.

And I have a strong feeling Rob wouldn’t even know what to do if presented with mistletoe anyway. You know I am right.

So I was think, screw that. If I’m getting the opportunity to meet Rob, I’ m thinking way beyond kissing him. In face ::unfolds list:: of things I’d much rather do with Rob.

1. Have him go shopping with me at the thrift store.

You know this boy is an old pro. He can probably do a quick scan of the store. and find you a Kate Spade handbag and a pair of 7 for All Mankind jeans in no time flat. Where as, for me, it would take weeks upon weeks of looking to find such treasures. He is in his element. His safe place. And who wouldn’t want to hang out with someone where they feel like they are at home. Plus, you could take the bag and

Excuse me... I'm looking for the nearest Chuck E. Cheese.

jeans home for less then $20. FTW!

2. Go to Chuck E. Cheese and see who wins in SkeeBall.

Alright, alright. This is really TheShagDaddy’s dream, but man it is a damn good one. Hang out, eat some pizza, buy a shit ton of tokens and then game on for Skeeball. And maybe some Pop n Shot basketball. By the way, I think me and TheShagDaddy would DESTROY Rob. First off, we have lots of practice. Secondly, Rob has yet to show any athletic ability. C’mon Rob. Bring. It. On.

3. Hit the bar and see who can hang the longest drinking.

Really, I know I can’t hang. I mean, like at all. I used to, you know, back in my college days when I hung out with a lot of rugby players. But you know, we all joke about Rob drinking and I want to really know how well he can handle his alcohol. I mean, he’s kind of a thin guy. Maybe he really is a light weight. I’m gonna need to play him some beer pong and see how he does.

Alright, there! I am not that dirty of a girl. Okay, okay, I am. But I chose not to be today. I just want Rob to be my friend with benefits. All this kissing business is for the birds. I need me a new BFF, and I choose you Rob. You’re lucky. I’m very picky when it comes to making friends.

I really wanted to make this post epically massive but I have a monster headache, so, alas, I will have to keep it shorter than I would like. But I do have pictures of Yankee, alive and very well.

Drive home was a  cake, and I am quite enjoying my break. HA, rhyme. But anyways I am also quite excited to spend AMAP time with my beloved boy.

First day I went to visit him, it was freezing cold, like, whoa. I was nervous about being in an unfamiliar barn but everyone greeted me warmly, and always guessed that I was “MonicaYankeesOwnerHowisCollegeDoYouLikeIt?YankeeIsGoodHeMIssedYou” (yes, in one breath). I had to interrupt Rob’s (the head trainer and barn manager) lesson to ask where in the world my horse was turned out and where his stall/halter was. I felt bad.

I trudged through the snow and mud in my paddock boots (note to self: wear snow boots next time) out to Yankee’s massive pasture. I looked for him in the giant herd of horses playing and eating in the “red field”. I really couldnt make him out amongst all the other dark bays, but then I looked and saw my magnificent horse running as fat as he possibly could in the mud towards me, neighing!! HE MISSED ME! HE RECOGNIZES ME!! It was a great feeling. He snuffled my hair and gladly followed me to the barn.

Yankee couldnt stop showing how much he missed me, it was very cute. He wouldnt let me brush him or anything he just kept giving me “horse hugs”. And of course, being his goofy self. It was awesome. This is why I love this horse.

He does this all the time

Riding him was like heaven…I couldnt believe how great it was. I missed his flowing trot and rocking canter. AND boy, did he improve! Grace has his canter feeling fantastic now and his departs are better than they ever were. Not only that but he can shoulder-in at the trot now! As well as lead changes.

his haunches in

Lovely canter

However, Rob seems to like rollkur. I dont like this method, so I’m going to say “out of sight out of mind”. Yankee has improved greatly and as long as rollkur is not an everyday thing I think I can be ok with it…as much as i really don’t want to be.

In case you didnt know what rollkur was, aka "deep". Not a fan.

But anyways its been heaven, and I’m so happy to be back for a few weeks.

Oh, and Zephyr missed me too

Z baby

Got some good stuff for Christmas, $$, DVD, itunes,boots, gorgeous necklace, books , some clothes,  Skull candy headphones, scarves, and a Carhartt jacket! I AM BLESSED!

Since I was too eager beaver yesterday to share all my awesome Christmas pressies, I moved the ol’ video blog back to today! There were a few good ones this week that you don’t want to miss. Try not to fall down dead, or destroy your panties!

Robert Pattinson | URA Fever

Um…. wow. Hotness overload on this one. And once I picked myself up off the ground and watched it again, I realized that this is pretty just a well made video. Good timing, awesome song, and of course the best part… hot, smexy Rob! Thank you to ToxicExistance for making this little gem!

More hotness, after the jump…

Robert Pattinson || Crossroads

I think I’m gonna go to the crossroads, drop to my knees and beg for mercy. I’m gonna need it after watching this one. I especially like this one because it used a lot of picture you don’t typically see in videos. Period. And I love that. Nice one by TheGinajuicy.

Robert Pattinson – Sexy boy

Don’t know if I’m crazy about the song, but it still a pretty hot little mix of pics and video. My fave part… “Oh My God.” Yeah, pretty sure that came form “Baby Got Back,” which (if true) makes this video an automatic win! Mad props to fancy112 for putting this one together!

This shoot is every woman’s fantasy I’m sure. He looks like he just woke up after a hot night with you. Thank you Photographer for these! And you too of course mr. Pattinson… I made it for @rpattzlawyer, because it was her birthday

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It was @CSI_Kat birthday dec. 23rd, so I made her a little present. @CSI_Kat makes beautiful wallpapers too, so check out her blog here: http://csikat.blogspot.com/

Download deskRob BlueRob here (1920 x 1200)

I love the smile of mr. Pattinson and this is one of the best pics… It’s from a pressconference in LA last year.

Download deskRob RedLARob here (1920 x 1200)

made this a while ago, but never posted it here, because it was based on something that was requested. Since it never got used by them, I finally decided to post it here.

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I added a deskRob special to the banner…

Download deskRob ToR-Xmas special here (1920 x 1200)

I knew to expect all the Twi-related assorted gifts. But man, I did not realize I would be able to relate every gift I received for Christmas in wither an obvious or non-obvious way. But I had to share with you all, mainly cause it’s Christmas, and I’m excited. And also cause I want to show some mad props to TheShagDaddy for doing such a fantastic job!

Yes, yes… quite the obvious connection. What you all MAY NOT REALIZE is that we already have a New Moon Edward action figure. But apparently, when TheShagDaddy purchase it, it was for himself and he doesn’t want to open it so we can all play. So this one is mine to do with as I wish. And I plan to! ::wink::

Score! I’ve been wanting this t-shirt for pretty much FOREVER, and finally it is mine. This will be the only Twilight tee you’ll ever see me where out in public. Because it is sooo non-obvious. I’m guessing you all get it, but non fans won’t, and that is why I lurve it!

And continuing the replacing of all my paperback books that are suffering ridiculous wear and tear, the New Moon special edition. Pretty much the same book, but prettier and with a nice little ribbon bookmark. This will be going on the headboard next to my Twilight book.

Yep, it’s the Bella jacket, New Moon style. I was trying to do a KStew bitch face for my picture, but instead I started laughing and failed. I am just too sweet of a person to ever have a bitch face. Anyway, I kind of love it and it’s less obvious Twilight fan vibes!

Mmmm… Tolberone. TheShagDaddy has no idea how this relates, but said he picked it up cause he saw us tweeting about it once. He knows it’s something about fan fiction and that’s it. The iTunes gift card? How does it relate? Like many people, Twilight has kind of restarted my love of music, and I got a list a mile long of stuff I want to buy that will eat this $15 right up!

And now, I can have Robilicious music in my car! Currently, I do NOT have a way to hook the iPhone to my car stereo, and it was driving me crazy. And I hate burning 20 million CDs, so this will allow me to listen to all those peeps I’ve discovered without CDs or EPs. So excited! (Side note: TheShagDaddy really wanted to pull an Emmett and install it and wrap the empty box, but unfortunately, the stupid Oklahoma Blizzard of ‘09 stopped that one. Boo.)

A mic stand for my Guitar Hero: Band Hero game! SWEET! I really do feel like a rockstar now!! How does this relate to Twilight? Not at all. But cause I am pathetic, I always think of the time Rob tried to play Rock Band whenever I play this game. #NORMAL

Christmas was a-rockin’ over at my house. Please share what cool Rob/Twi stuff you got, cause I know you did. And if you didn’t, well tell me what you got anyway. I want to be jealous of you!!

And I bet many with me…

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone out there! To those I love and to those I don’t even know, I wish for you to have what you want and need this Holiday season!

As you read this, I’m either sleeping in my bed, opening my presents or eating, but I have not forgotten about you. And neither has Rob…

Have a wonderful day!! Big Robbie hugs and kisses to you all!!

This plane sure is tiny. Good thing I decided to fly first class. I hope dad doesn’t bring it up again. He always brings it up this time of year. I hope he doesn’t. I hope this is the year he gives it a rest. I wonder if anyone on this plane recognizes me? That one guy keeps looking back, but I think he’s looking for the stewardess. I mean flight attendant. I can’t really tell if he’s looking at me or not because of those sunglasses. Who wears sunglasses on a plane? I took mine off, and I’m a celebrity for pete’s sake. It’s just impolite. I should be doing the whole sunglasses-baseball cap thing. I bet that’s how terrorists and murderers get on planes without being recognized. Wow. That sounded a lot like dad.

God, I hope i’m not turning into him. He makes people feel so bad inside. Malio doesn’t even come visit with me anymore. I wish he would. He’s so sweet. I know mom loves him like her own son.

Because dad’s such a jerk, I can’t even spend the holidays with my true love. I think that guy is looking at me. If he wants an autograph, he should just ask! I appreciate all my fans. I hope they all know that. I’m sure they do. Some of them are losers, but they all look up to me. God, I hope dad doesn’t escalate things again in front of everyone. He’s becoming a drunk. He’s going to get on his high horse again and tell me I can’t possibly be a good christian because I’m gay. He knows I don’t even care. He just wants an excuse to berate me in front of company. So he can sound like he was right about something. “I knew you were gay. All that leather. That wasn’t heavy metal, that was all your gay.” Well, I don’t have to put up with his shit! I’m the Metal God for pete’s sake! I guess that is kind of blasphemous. He’s such a fucking jerk. I can’t wait to shove him into a retirement home.

Is that stewardess- I mean flight attendant looking at me? Is she smiling? Somebody probably told her who I am. She’s probably just being polite. Girls don’t listen to metal. Except slutty girls. Man, girls are so gross. How do they walk around with that gross… leaking… blech!

Mom’s right about dad; he just hates that he was wrong about my career. “You’ll never go anywhere screamin’ at the top of your lungs like a girl! You should take up a real job, like tile!” I sure showed him! Four-octaves showed him! HA! I wish I could have seen his face the first time we went platinum. Nothing’s ever good enough for him. Even buying them a house didn’t help, although i really just did that for mom. Well- and also so I didn’t have to sleep in my stupid old high school room. Or on the couch. Or in a hotel.

I know what I’ll do. If dad just starts in with his anti-gay shit, I’ll sing a really high note and really belt it out and hold it! Then I’ll just tell everyone I was practicing or showing off or something. They’ll probably all applaud! That’ll shut him up. Mom’s always proud of my singing. If she hadn’t signed me up for choir in middle school, who knows where I’d be? I’d probably be at Dad’s tile business. I’d be a floor manager or something. For tile. That would be horrible. Ok, that guy’s tilting his sunglasses down and looking at me. Is he winking? Wow. What a douche-bag. I should flip him off. That would be so metal. I really should. Right now. I should just flip him off. And glare at him. And maybe stick my tongue out. I’m glad I’m only staying in town for three days. Oh good, we’re landing.

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My besties over at Thinking of Rob wanted a Christmas banner for the site. Since they don’t have to ask twice…