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My House is Haunted and Ripe For Thieves

My home is filled with poltergeists and thieves attempt to break in constantly. This kind of living situation would cramp my style but it is limited to when Roscoe is not home. 717 more words

Humour

3:30 a.m. Really?

It was unnerving to have the police activity on our street on Saturday. It was more unnerving to realize by Sunday that the suspect had actually run through our yard and left his latex burglar gloves by the gate and that he broke off a sprinkler riser as he fled. 157 more words

Thoughts

Robbers by The Article – review

A self-managed York outfit is already admirable at first glance for these young guys. The Article have already toured with one of the hottest up-and-coming acts in the country, Casual Sex. 130 more words

Reviews

Future Violators Will Be Thorned!

I know we were not the ones to be robbed, but I still can’t help but feel violated.  A robber suspect being chased by police hopped our back fence, then hopped our gate speeding off and breaking the sprinkler head to the drip system for our roses (I  need to plant more roses with bigger thorns!).   140 more words

Humor

Herrenhuter readings for Monday, the 14th April 2014

For the LORD your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God. (Deu 4:24 NIV) and when Jesus entered the temple courts, he began to drive out those who were selling.  27 more words

Losung & Lehrtext

Three Types Of Folks Who Should Get In Trouble (2009)

1. Thieves.

2. Robbers.

3. Those who call 911 for something ridiculous.
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The latest being the Texas woman who didn’t think that
there was enough shrimp included in her fried rice- 16 more words

Poetry

Beware Of Soot Covered Ducks Pillaging Residencies Throughout Massachusetts

NORTH READING, Mass. (AP) — Police in Massachusetts responding to reports of an intruder in a woman’s home quickly quacked the case. A North Reading (REH’-ding) woman called police Saturday from her upstairs bedroom to report that she heard loud banging noises downstairs and feared someone had broken into her home. 113 more words

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