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Slow & Steady

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” Rodney Dangerfield

Oh my…it comes home to roost. Several years of turning outward to address two hoarding houses; two kids still storing their stuff here; carting parts of the hoards to our house for safekeeping; our own stuff and most importantly we are so damn mentally tired. 210 more words


Life is a Country Club and We're Al From 'Caddyshack'

The disability world is definitely no place people are lining to get into. You regretfully end up there, whether you’re born with a disability or somehow acquire it later in life. 451 more words

Tiffiny Carlson


Memories are a funny thing, in the retelling of them something may be forgotten, deliberately omitted, or added.

I can remember measurements from jobs long over and yet forget dates – not a good thing… 214 more words

Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’ – Rodney Dangerfield

MY MOVIE SHELF: Back to School

This is the deal: I own around 350 movies on DVD and Blu-ray. Through June 10, 2015, I will be watching and writing about them all, in the order they are arranged on my shelf (i.e., alphabetically, with certain exceptions). 747 more words


Do You Think These Are Funny?

Winston Churchill and I agree they are. They’re called paraprosdokians, and can be aphorisms such as, “Money can’t buy happiness…” surprising you with a comical finish “…it just makes misery easier to live with.” 339 more words