Stiri de ultima ora: Au aparut rezultatele la Cangurul Lingvist 2009 Franceza-Spaniola! Rezultatele pe judetul Calarasi le gasiti aici. Cand le-am vazut, am murit de ras )

Felicitari Mariei si colegei sale, felicitari Andreei si multumesc ca m-ai ajutat (recunosc ca ea trebuia sa fie in locul meu si ca fara ea, eram sub Edy). Si ca tot am zis de Edy… asta e omule… stiu ca oricum nu iti pasa )

Si acum ceva special :>

PS. Merci Andreea pentru melodie… suna bine… pacat ca n-o inteleg =)) (asta ca sa aveti idee de cat de multa franceza stiu)

Es folgt der Weltzustandsbericht. Einfacher und deutlicher kann man den Status Quo dieses bekloppten Planeten nicht korrespondieren:

Was für eine Scheiße

Bruharharhar, ich liege am Boden ROFL

You may or may not be familiar with the original video that went viral a while back. I thought it was fake until I stumbled on www.Bangs8.com. Someone was smart enough to book Bangs for a show, who came with a live band (drummer) instead of a DJ. Tough.

Various Artists – Pokemon Theme

^Spotify link

Hallowe’en style Pokémon theme.

Sir Pe sent me this funny article, which I thought I would share with you while my brain is on vacation.

Apple strikes again!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

If you were on twitter tonight you probably saw me retweet these, but I felt I should post them here to share with everyone who missed them.

These are all courtesy of @madwilliamflint – Mike Wilson

It all started with this: The Mountain Men’s Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

And this was the first comment I read:

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Just scroll down to read the rest of the reviews. I read about 2 pages of them and I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. Ok, not literally, but I had a side ache and tears.

Then Mike posted this: JUST CLICK THIS LINK

Again, read the comments…AWESOME!! More tears and uncontrollable laughter.

And finally: Whole Milk? Really?

The best part about the milk link was the section where it says, “Customers Who Bought Related Items Also Bought” and “Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed”. Fresh whole rabbit? REALLY? And a book titled: “Replenishing the Earth: The Settler Revolution” Oh. My. God!

I couldn’t control myself, I was laughing sooooooooo hard!! Like beyond the point of even trying to stop. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a headache, but it was totally worth it.

So what have we learned today? Searching Amazon.Com for ridiculous items and reading the reviews is the best hour of entertainment I’ve had all week! (Ok, not quite, but pretty damn close. Hey, it’s been a good week…so the bar is set pretty high)

I have a feeling that about 45% of these guys were registered sex offenders at the time of filming.

Creepy.

Damian Vince.
Agata Katherine.

Mehehehe. XD

Google has added a new feature to the search engine. It is an auto-completion of search queries. The function is really useful , help you with the spelling and shows what have the other people search for. It could be quite funny , because sometime people search for a incredibly stupid things. I am sharing you a site called – Autocomplete me , it is full of epic phrases from Google auto complete. After seeing some of them I laugh so hard , found myself nearly crying.
There are terribly funny choices . Check it out !

This is generic to every day conversation.

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”

3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub”.

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog “Dog.” 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”

16. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your “astronaut training.”

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for “violating your airspace”.

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a “real hoot.”

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc:” them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a “spider person.”

26. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with the prophesy.”

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a “croaking” noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of “Sweating to the Oldies” over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with “ooh la la!”

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write “X – BURIED TREASURE” in random spots on all of someone’s roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, its gone now.”

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as “Conquistador.”

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing “Jingle Bells, Batman smells” until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says “Magnificent One.”

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone’s shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer’s mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce “no, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don’t want to fall off “in case the big one comes”.

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as “Feliz Navidad”, the Archies “Sugar” or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to “AaJohn Aaaaasmith” for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it’s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each “a.”

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your “superior mental processing.”

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant “swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!”

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your “imaginary friend.”

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about “psychological profiles.”

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a “magic picture.”

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate “crop circles” in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend “tricorder,” and “scan” people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people’s parties.

Guten Tag Leutz! Ich war am Mittwoch im IDG Mediengebäude in München und konnte mir mal die GameStar- und GameProredaktion anschauen. Und ich fand es sowas von genial… Die Redakteure sind durchgeknallt liebenswürding und lebendig.

Eins verrate ich schon einmal vorab: DIE REDAKTION LEBT! UND WIR KÖNNEN UNS IN DER NÄCHSTEN AUSGABE SCHON ÜBER DIE FOLGE 51 FREUEN!

Zum Schluss durften wir den Müll rausbringen wurden wir noch mit Geschenken überhäuft, die sie nicht mehr benötigten.

z.B. mit einem PSP-Demo für Final Fantasy 7. Toll gemacht. Jetzt muss ich mir wohl ne PSP kaufen ^^

Whatever, es war ein schöner Tag, und als Fabian Siegismund seinen Kollegen Daniel mit Papierknüllern bombadiert hat, musste ich schon irgendwie schmunzeln…

MfG Gamekiller48

Back when I did the first double feature, I didn’t realize that there as a DVD of Sukisho on the spindle of burned DVDs, thus making it a double rather than triple feature. To keep with the spirit of the double featuring, I decided to finally get around to watching Boku no Sexual Harassment. I mean, it’s only 3 episodes. Why not?

point...

...counterpoint

Boku no Sexual Harassment is similarly hard to rate. At face value, it’s pretty vile. It basically consists of three episode of Mochizuki being raped almost nonstop. And I’m not talking about how the automatic response to every question in Japanese is “no”. I’m talking along the lines of drugging someone, tying them up, and sodomizing them with various handheld objects. The scenes that aren’t blatantly rape are usually some kind of prostitution on his part. But on the other hand, it’s probably closer to watching an anime version of Kusomiso Technique. I mean, it features lines like “But who could have thought that an MIT-educated engineer could do such depravity?” How are you supposed to take that seriously?

It also reinforces the kind of confusion about all the rape in yaoi that some of the panelists felt in the recent Chicks on Anime. In a title like Sukisho, the setting gives an opportunity to create new kinds of non-gendered interactions between the characters. Boku no Sexual Harassment, on the other hand, explicitly reproduces many of the same kind of oppressive gendered sexual relationships between the characters that it is kind of baffling psychologically as to why women would want to see these aspects of the patriarchy reproduced.

Or, you can simply go “LOL corncob LOL”.

Would I watch it even if I weren’t forced? For Sukisho, nah. Princess Princess is simply better.

I’m a sucker for Half Life 2.

litterally! i own The Orange Box on both Xbox 360 and PC. I’ve beaten the game so many times that you cant count it, and i got more then half of the achivements from the orange box. I Love both Portal and Team Fortress 2. i Even finished the original after i Played the second game. i like everything about you company.Your Morale, Your Costumer support, Your Steam Service, your Games (exept Counter Strike).

it’s about two years ago i got my world rocked by the best PC game i got that year. i finally got my hands on Episode 2 and within the package there were even more win in the form of Portal and the Best Multiplayer game on the PC! (that says alot). but thats not the point of this post…

‘After i beat Episode 2 i began playing trough the game another time with the developer commentary, so i cound get alot of insider info, thaughts and comments about how the game was made, about 10 minutes in i discovered that the Episodic content for half Life 2 whould be spread around 3 chapters.

Dr. Freemon

It was great news, no doubting that, but it was also a reassurance that the we whouldnt have to wait to long before the next game whould arrive. (yea Rite)

Skip to right around now, its 2 years later, 2 years for a little piece of episodic content is a really Really long time. ofcourse valve hacve promised that the third episode will be both longer and more epic (Duh, it will end the HL2 Saga)

Even more, ofcourse i want the game to be perfect, if it’s going to end the HL2 story it better be epic…

but valve, i’m a fan… i want to see and know everything about the games, i love the world, the story, the characters everything…

waiting for two years is torture, hurry up valve, please?

These gentlemen attempted to rob a Carroll, Iowa home while disguised with, er, Sharpie marker. Police responded to a call and spotted the getaway car driven by Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20.

“We’re very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away,” (police chief Jeff) Cayler said jokingly. “I have to assume the officers were kind of laughing at the time. I’ve never heard of coloring your face with a permanent marker…”

“I’ve been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I’ve seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two — strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time.”

Actually, maybe they are the a-team?

I guess black face is okay when you’re a midget.