-I’m going to dress-up as a mummy for Halloween. I figure I’m a daddy the other 364 days of the year, so, why not?
-By some definitions a gay boner is just a happy mistake; like inviting Richard Simmons to a board meeting. 217 more words
Parenting is one of the most rewarding experiences one can have, as well as the most daunting. And most frustrating. And most habit-forming. I can’t tell you how many times I wanted to start the heavy drinking when one of my kids cracked open a case of vintage whine! 804 more words
Okay. I have a secret. A super-embarrassing, badly-kept secret.
I’m absolutely in love with Ross Lynch.
Who is Ross Lynch? Well, my sophisticated friends with better taste in music and television, I’ll tell you who he is. 442 more words