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Kate Prime

It started in high school, but it took me a while to notice. Sophomore year, my boyfriend dumped me in favor of a different girl named Katie who was perfectly willing to let him stick his hands under her shirt (I was not). 671 more words

Once Upon a Time: When a Series Thinks it's Smarter than its Viewers

Once Upon a Time, we need to have a serious talk.

I used to watch you back when you first were just a fledgling first season, hoping to gain new followers and break new ground. 1,120 more words


True Love Isn't Charming

I’m going to stop watching Once Upon a Time. They’ve committed more blunders than I can forgive. But I’m not here to talk about that. I sort of want to keep the things I liked about the show in this little section of my imagination where all the bad parts don’t exist. 643 more words

Media Review

My Name Is…

Your pernicious warmth radiates

only it casts a cold shadow

a dark mirage…your other persona lurking

the wanton passenger behind your charmed reflection

with an icy, glass plate stare… 65 more words