The fine folks over at [PANK] put up a story that I’d been chipping away at for a long time. It’s called “Post Apocalypse” and continues my obsession with post-apocalyptic them… more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: The fine folks over at [PANK] put up a story that I’d been chipping away at for a long time. I … more →
wrote 1 month ago: I was on 20/20, talking about the mail. It was a pretty sudden/random thing to happen. The night bef … more →
wrote 1 month ago: At the Drive In won’t return my calls. If you see them, pass this along. … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Hobart is a midwestern literary journal that boasts some of the more-visceral writing I’ve see … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Warning: NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH Happy Easter! Click to view slideshow. … more →
wrote 2 months ago: We did it! I would like to take this opportunity to thank the USPS, for making this opportunity poss … more →
wrote 2 months ago: There it is, folks. It was barely over a year ago that Justin and I were drinking whiskey on my fron … more →
wrote 2 months ago: I get a facebook message from Craig Oliver asking if I want to go to SXSW with him: a 22-hour drive … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Stand-up comedy flyers are complex beasts: how do you convey the level of hilarity at your show whil … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Two years ago, I had a dream to produce a comic called Edgewater. The story centered around a a soci … more →
wrote 3 months ago: Here’s Horror Business, in its entirety, up for download for you tablet/ereader/computer-reade … more →
wrote 3 months ago: These are about 15 years too late, but somebody’s gotta try and break the Ryan Gosopoly. Happy … more →
wrote 3 months ago: “It’s for a student movie.” These are the words Mike Gooodman uses when his mom catches him masturba … more →
wrote 4 months ago: I recently came across an article that heralded the importance of cover art, to which I absolutely a … more →
wrote 4 months ago: There is nothing more soul-crushing than the job hunt. (I wonder how many internet articles within t … more →
wrote 4 months ago: The tribal tattoo is the mark of a douchebag, right? Maybe not. Read the article I did for San Diego … more →
wrote 4 months ago: GROCER – 5 Stars Wild chickens run through the aisles and peck at the dry goods. Flour leaks f … more →
wrote 5 months ago: Recently, a friend and I were talking about the proliferation of a phrase common to our generation: … more →
wrote 6 months ago: Everyone’s saying they want an iPad or whatever, but those are iXpensive. Maybe you should hea … more →