This three-letter acronym of the lolspeak dictionary will the results I’m searching for from the aspiring world dominator who will be referred to as “sad bunny.” Clearing a little over 48 inches, (that’s 121.92cm for the Britts) this little fireball will bring me the uttermost satisfaction with a simple “omg” in response to only one of my photos, which are all conveniently located on my flickr. Of my most recent uploads, a fondness for a particular shade of pink (which, in actuality, was a shade of orange) was one of very few positive remarks; a great feat to be truthfully honest. It is safe to say, my journey to contentment is long from over. I take a sip of iced-ice tea and carry on. One day, sad bunny. One day.