Tjejer: En mintandedräkt, en ljuvligt doftande kropp, sexigt målade naglar och glossig plutmun är allt som behövs för oss. Sen lovar jag att de faller som furor! Glöm inte kondomen i väskan heller, safe sex är nya trenden. Du har väl inte missat det?

Killar: Ni är inte lika omständliga. Släng in ett tuggummi i munnen, ta ett sprut av bästa herrparfymen och placera Kung-kondomen i en ficka nära till hands. Sen är det bara att kööööra!

Vill ni ha raggtips inför kvällen på krogen? Killar läs här, tjejer läs här.

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I went to a clinic today to get an HIV test.  I walked by, saw the sign and it was due – so I went in.  No funny attitudes, anonymous and the best part, the results are in as quick as 20 minutes.

No HIV for me.

If you have a few minutes, take some time and get one done as well!

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You’re meeting your old friend for drinks. You guys haven’t seen each other in a couple years at least, and you’re excited to reconnect. There’s Brad! You wave as he makes his way over. Brad’s got a wide grin on his face and an outstretched hand that appears to be going in for a fist bump…but…wait…both arms are coming up…and…open…and closing in on you– Ack! What to do?!?

You and your high school sweetie just went on a date to see New Moon. You walk Sally to her car to say good night. You hold your fingers out for a gentlemanly handshake, but Sally looks up at you with “that look” in her eyes and takes a big step forward, arms outstretched…Good grief!  What do you do?!? WWJD?!?

According to this rap crew filled with “Christ Love”, here’s your solution. Listen carefully:

Did you watch the whole thing? First things first: AHH AHAA HAAAHAAAA HAAHAAaaaaaa. BWAAAAH TheresevenadancemovethatgoeswithitHAAAAohgodohgodheeeheehaaaa. Aaaaaah.

Phew! OK, WTF? So front hugs are “inappropriate”, but the sirens and gun shots in the track are cool? Yes, that seems balanced. They must be essential to clueing you in that sidehugs are still “street”. And the line: Jesus never hugged nobody like that? Erm, whatever you say, but he sure did boink Mary Magdalene all over the New Testament.

But really, what I’m most frustrated about is how these religious roughriders totally exposed my lewd and impure intentions. Now eveyone will know my fronthugs are a thinly veiled “trick” to get something more “legit”. Plus, there’s way too many teen pregnancies and bastard babies beget from the wicked, indecent behavior of fully clothed crotch-to-crotch contact. Mend thy ways sinners — and until you’re married –  let no one but the Holy Spirit touch you in your swimsuit area.

Which is why this message is especially important for all you lustful kiddies with your raging, hormonal loins. Don’t even mention condoms and contraceptives, filthy whores! Sidehugging is the only protection you need against the temptations of fornication or a pox upon your pee-pee or fla-fla. If you master the powerful sidehug, you’re halfway to accomplishing a unadulterated, holy, fulfilling life of celibacy.

This song makes the cheesy “no glove, no love” jingle of my childhood seem downright revolutionary. C’mon guys, even the awkward 7th grade health class banana + rubber demo would have been more helpful here.

December 4, 2007 will be remembered as the last day that the world would be touched by Chad Lamont Butler, best known as rapper Pimp C, in his physical form.

Suffering from respiratory depression that was caused by an accidental overdose of prmothazine and codeine cough syrup

As the second anniversary of the rapper’s death is approaching, his widow, Chinara Butler, has created an outlet to continue his legacy by launching the first annual Chad “Pimp C” Butler Hip Hop & Health Fair.

December 4 is the date to look out for the event starting at 6 p.m.

Butler has partnered up with the CCM Foundation and the Syphilis Elimination Advisory Committee in order to present such a special occasion to honor the life of her husband.

The purpose of the fair is to raise awareness on HIV along with other STD’s which have become an epidemic to the African-American community as years have progressed.

Being held in Port Arthur, Texas, the event will feature the Port Arthur Health Department which will be providing those in attendance with free vaccinations along with other health services.

Those in attendance will also be able to show support as there will be a $5 donation at the door along with a canned food drop box.

Of course Hip Hop will also be in attendance as Bun B, Too Short, Trae the Truth, Jackie-O and others will show their support.

The music world will have yet another chance to hear Pimp’s voice once again as he is rumored to be featured on Chamillionaire’s upcoming release Venom.

In case you weren’t aware, Steve Cruz and Bruno Bond left for Australia recently to work with the Victorian Aids Council Gay Men’s Health Centre to promote safe sex in Australia. They plan to visit Melbourne and Sydney. They are in Melbourne right now and sent these hot photos taken by David Khan! We are SO lucky!

Steve pretends to be a lily pad in the Botanical Gardens. Nice job Steve!

If Bruno was a drink, he’d be ordered fuzzy on the rocks. *swoon*

On your knees to lord of the beach! Sigh.

See more NSFW photos at Steve and Bruno’s blogs and follow their progress through Oz.

It was today all big in the Belgian news. 1 Out of 20 gay men are infected with aids.

I was shocked by this news cause the number is hilarious high!

I often hear the beloved joke that lesbians cannot get infected by aids. Don’t be naive please. Yes you can!

Just like gay men, lesbians are supposed to have at least some safe sex at the start of your relationship.  Girls often use dental dam’s for this.  You spread it over a vagina.  Kinda like a lesbian condom and yes, they come in all sort of flavours.

I sound so so boring on this one (I don’t even start on STD’s!) but ya know.. better safe than sorry.

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At 18, Rebekka Armstrong became a Playboy Playmate. It was her dream.

Three years later, her doctor told her she had HIV. Her dream started to crumble and her body physically started to break down.

Armstrong’s message to students at Towson University touched on her success with Playboy, her struggle with HIV, the empowerment she now feels after overcoming her fears and an emphasis to students on safe sex.

I’ve decided to tell this story through Armstrong’s quotes. There were so many and I feel like her words describe here experience more powerfully than my own.

Living the dream

“I felt like when people knew my Playboy status that meant I needed to rock their world.”

Confirmed diagnosis: She was HIV+

“I was 22 years old. They gave me two years to live.”

‘When [the doctor] told me that I was HIV positive, I lost it. The only thing I knew about HIV was death.’

“I was terrified of people not wanting to be around me.”

“I drank and I used drugs to self-medicate.”

Sick in hospital, wasting away. “I weighed 80 lbs.”

Spiked fevers, night sweats, cramping in abdomen, diarrhea, vomiting.

“I had eight spinal taps in four days.”

Collapsed at a club in Texas. “My pancreas is rupturing form DDI.” This was her second experimental prescription, not FDA approved.

“I decided, I’m going to take my life.”

She washed down a box full of narcotics with tequila and drove into a wall near Panga Canyon.

“I was in coma for three days. Everything hurt, black charcoal was coming out of me.”

The reality of HIV/AIDS

“This is one of the many faces of AIDS. I highly doubt you’d be walking through campus and say ‘That bitch got AIDS.”

“Every hour of every day, those aged 13-24, two of you are infected.”

“We are all human beings and we make mistakes, but we don’t have to.”

“AIDS is a tricky little bastard. It works around the drug.”

Epiphany: She wanted to make a difference

“’I’m Rebekka Armstrong and I have AIDS.’ Those are probably the most empowering word I’ve ever said.”

“I will help save the life of another woman.”

“I want to make a difference and I want to prevent kids from getting this.”

“I got a web page, started writing…visited my old high school, doing real grass root stuff.”

“I’m on a journey. This is my path so I gotta make the most of it.”

When asked who she contracted the disease from, her answer: “I infected me.”

“By putting on a funny face and laughing and putting on a good vibe, it’s saving my life.”

“As far as my future is concerned, I’m definitely going to be around for it.”

Encouraging safe sex

“I think I am more open than your grandmother to talk about sex.”

“Being that sex is an important topic in college, I want people to see the repercussions of not having safe sex.”

“It only takes one time to make a decision to have unprotected sex.”

“Take the time to protect yourself. You are worth it. One of these could have saved my life.” Holding up a condom.

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The Female Health Condom (FHC) has just come out with a new condom for females and received FDA approval.  This new female condom promises to be less awkward and more comfortable.  The wrap on the first generation was that the material sounded like a plastic bag being ruffled while having sex.  The new female condoms (the FC2) will be distributed in the US, most extensively in New York, and will be given to Health Clinics and shelters to be given to women. 

This new female condom will also be significantly less expensive than the first generation female condom.

As you’ve seen from my other posts, I’ve had a lot of experience with different kinds of condoms, but I have to say I’ve never had experience with the Female Condom.  What do you guys think about it?  Is is comfortable?  Worth the price?

I’ve heard this is a problem that some guys have, but I still can’t talk to anyone about it.  It happens every time where I’ll get too excited.  Sometimes all my girlfriend has to do is rub my jeans…She says she doesnt mind and that its funny.  But i know that she’s disappointed and I don’t know how long she will deal with it.  What can I do?  Anonymous

Thanks for your email, Anonymous.  This is a problem that more men than you think have to deal with.  And, given the stigma surrounding the problem, many men have to suffer silently. 

Research  indicates that there are a number of causes for the problem, some mental and some physical.  Treatments vary, but, in my opinion, you should always try the non-medicinal treatments first. 

One treatment is called the “Squeeze Treatment.”  See the link below for a site describing the treatment, but the process goes:  when you feel like your about to go, have your partner squeeze the part of the penis where the head joins the shaft.  Do this until the feeling stops.  The squeezing, often, will reduce the urge to ejaculate.  Keep practicing this method and hopefully you will be able to last longer.  If you don’t have a partner to practice with, try masturbating and stopping right before you are about to ejaculate…this won’t be easy, but it can be effective.   Other treatments include antidepressants and psychotherapy, but try the natural approach first to be safe.

You should also try using condoms with Benzocaine.  There are a number of condoms on the market with this numbing agent–Durex Performax is a popular one–which really do numb your member and let you go longer.

I hope this helps, anonymous.  Try the condoms and try the squeeze method.  Then go to your doctor if all else fails.

Any other tips for our friend…post em here.

Link to Mayo Clinic site: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/premature-ejaculation/DS00578/DSECTION=treatments-and-drugs

Question from Anonymous:

I’ve heard that condoms can’t protect you from HPV.  Is that true?  Are there any other STDs that condoms don’t protect against? 

Unfortunately, the answer is yes.  Though condoms are effective in protecting you from many sexually transmitted diseases, HPV, or the Human Papillomavirus can be transmitted while using a condom.  Often, men will not show any symptoms of having the condition, so the transmission rate is quite high.  If you are a girl and are concerned about transmission, visit http://www.gardasil.com/hpv/?WT.mc_id=GL0DA,  more info on the vaccine that can help prevent contraction of the disease. 

The good thing is that condoms really are effective in preventing most other STDs.  There are, of course, people who will tell you otherwise, but they are wrong.  When used correctly and often, condoms have been proven to be effective in preventing pregnancy and transmission of STDs like the particularly dangerous HIV. 

Thanks for the question, though and hope this helps. Have any other questions?  Post ‘em here.

Mr. Condom

Evening Readers,

I’ve been starting to get emails from readers asking for advice about sex and condoms (which is great) and I wanted to encourage more of you to send in with your questions and problems.  One reader recently emailed me the following:

I was about to have sex for the first time with a girl I’ve liked for a long time.  I asked her out and she agreed, the date went great, and we ended up back at my place.  We ended up in my bedroom and we stripped down naked and everything was going good.  Then I asked her if I should use a condom.  Then she got weird.  She acted upset and wouldn’t answer.  She finally said yes, but the sex was awkward and even more awkward afterwards.  What happened?

Well Readers, there are a lot of things that can go wrong during sex (lots of things can go wrong before and after too, but thats for another post).  What happened here to our friend? He made a mistake  that we will all probably make once or twice.  He had a moment of doubt.  He lacked confidence in his condom decision and wavered.  His question brought his girl out of the moment unnecessarily.  If you can help it, never take the girl out of the moment.  Sex (especially first-time sex) is passionate and wild.  Most girls want you to be in control and confident.  The last thing women want is for you to be checking in with them about how to put your dick in them or if you should wrap a condom on.   Questions like these bring the girl out of the moment and into her head.  If you think you need a condom (which you probably do) then put one on.  The girl will admire your confidence.

Have any problems you’d like to share?  Share ‘em here.

Been a little bit of time since last post because frankly nothing been too interesting.  But found this article earlier today.

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Hopefully will make some that usually go bare to change your mind.

Have fun and Be Safe.

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‘Morning Readers,

It’s recently come to my attention that the majority of my readers are men.  And, I suppose this makes sense, as I’ve been talking about sex and condoms and it usually fall’s into the guy’s realm of responsibility to make sure protection is procured.   With this in mind, I did a survey of my readers over the past week about a most important question. 

If you are sexually active and not a moron, then you have probably used condoms.  You’ve also likely stood in the pharmacy for an awkwardly long time staring at the selection.  Ribbed, twisted, magnum, flavored, studded, smooth, lubricated…and these are just the standard choices.  How do you decide what to use?  Well, I asked my readers to let me know which are the best condoms if you’re looking to please your lady.  NOTE: I didn’t ask which are the best condoms to please your own member.  These condoms, according to my readers (I also put  my own favorite in here), are the best to bring your betty to ecstasy.  I’ll be following up later with posts about the best condoms for men and so forth.  This list is just for men looking to impress.  So, here goes:

The 5 Best Condoms To Please Your Women:

1.  Trojan Twisted Pleasure.  This is my own personal favorite, as well as a number of my readers’.  Made by Trojan Brand Condoms, this rubber is well suited to please with unique ribs that are ‘twisted’ along the shaft of the condom that add smooth, intense sensation to both the man and the woman. 

2.  Trojan Her Pleasure.  Trojan scores high marks with this condom too.  This one is specially contoured to fit your member and has ribbing along the shaft.

3.  Lifestyles Warming Pleasure.  Equipped with a special lubricant that causes a tingling sensation. 

4.  Durex Pleasure Curve.  Specially contoured to fit around the head of the penis, this condom lets the girl feel you more than normal condoms.

5.  Beyond Seven Aloe.  This one I’ve never tried, but my readers tell me that the aloe drives women nuts.  The aloe causes a cooling sensation for the girl that she’s never felt before.  I guess I have some research to do.

That’s it guys.  Have any experience with these five condoms?  Do we need to revise the list?  Let me know by posting below.