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Fuck Me I'm Stupid.
Whenever I am reminded that Germany onceuponatime tried to take over the entire world, I think, “Seriously? How can anyone be that stupid?” And then I remember that I once got one mark out of a possib… more →
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Fuck Me I'm Stupid.
sall wrote 6 months ago: Whenever I am reminded that Germany onceuponatime tried to take over the entire world, I think, “Ser … more →
Clothes Pony.
sall wrote 6 months ago: When I was two years old, I made AM late for her one-day-a-week of work. “What happened to you?” Her … more →
I Want You!
sall wrote 6 months ago: I once told a boyfriend that I didn’t need him, I wanted him. What followed was an education on how … more →
Go Fish.
sall wrote 6 months ago: My boy friend gave me his fish to baby-sit and my mother relented after ten years of begging to say, … more →
Living The Dream.
sall wrote 6 months ago: I walked into my kitchen and found a note. “The car is yours for the day. Why don’t you drive to the … more →
Location, Location, Location.
sall wrote 6 months ago: I have a habit of biting my nails that I desperately try to curb by smoking. One day, my mother slap … more →
Maid In Memories
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sall wrote 6 months ago: I was wearing a bikini, a headband, a 99Cent Store facemask and picking up dog poop with a rusty sho … more →
Crush Test Dummy.
sall wrote 6 months ago: Before I had graduated high school and ever entertained the idea of doing one degree let alone three … more →
The Average And Overused Lie: A Chad Kultgen Review.
sall wrote 6 months ago: Disclaimer: I have not written a book report since I was 12. Wish me luck. After reading the novel T … more →
[Untitled].
sall wrote 6 months ago: Onceuponaparty I watched my friend fight with her boyfriend, decide to abruptly leave with a scrap o … more →
The Best And The Worst.
sall wrote 6 months ago: My grade five teacher was a morbidly obese woman named Miss Best. At story time, she failed to disgu … more →
So To Speak.
sall wrote 6 months ago: I was with Absolutely Stunning Hot Boy I Have Now Talked To and didn’t draw breath for an hour. Beca … more →
Sugar Pie Honey Bunch.
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sall wrote 6 months ago: I have a list of fifty things I want to do in my life. I want to go to the North Pole dressed as San … more →
My Name Is Sall [LOL].
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sall wrote 6 months ago: A few years ago I arrived at my boyfriends house in Byron Bay. “Hey, Ken, ya chicks here!” His roomm … more →
Good Vibrations.
sall wrote 7 months ago: I went to a live sex show in Amsterdam with some very reluctant friends. “Think of it as a tutorial! … more →
A Fish Called Archimedes
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sall wrote 7 months ago: Any time my dog hears the word “walk” he gets excited, followed by immediate frustration … more →
The Girl Half Liked.
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sall wrote 7 months ago: There have been many occasions where people have requested to purchase crack or *insert mood elevati … more →
Making Music.
sall wrote 7 months ago: I was once aggressively pursued by a lesbian. Which was only nice because I like to have options. “I … more →
What’s Talk Got To Do With It (Read: Sex)?
sall wrote 7 months ago: The best pickup line I have ever heard was, “Hello. My name is [Mr L.A].” The man could have proceed … more →
