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DARTH JERK...

True to form Charlotte the smallest of my three little jerk daughters has done nothing but get up to mischief this week. I’m not sure if she’s been brought up to be naughty, I’d like to think I’m a better parent than that, or if it’s a side effect of her albinism. 280 more words

LIFESTYLE

I THINK I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY KILLED SQUIDWARD STE...

There’s an awful smell emanating from my garage, and I fear it may be from Squidward Ste’s rotting corpse. The last time I saw him was a week ago, surfing at Saltburn. 507 more words

MUSIC

Saltburn

Between the picturesque nature of St Andrews and the urban wonder of London, it can be easy to forget how beautiful your own part of the world is. 180 more words

Life

THE TIME I TOOK A DUMP ON THE BEACH...

Saltburn was a total bust this morning with upwards of four foot of pure mush. Squidward Ste loves a bit of foamy fun, but for me it’s clean waves or nothing. 278 more words

SURFING

CHANGE OF PLANS...

The surf has been relatively good all week, and nothing suggested that it would be any different today. I probably should have looked at the surfcam first thing because the conditions a dreadful. 100 more words

GAMING

I HAVE TO BATHE IN THAT...

It’s not been two weeks since I last cleaned my longboard, and after only a half dozen surfs it’s already got a thick grimey coat of grit, sand, and coal. 67 more words

SURFING