This is a story. The story of the Baker 3 premiere.

So this was a few years back, right in the thick of my alcoholic haze… So if some of the details are a bit fuzzy, forgive me. But as I recall, Blair Alley called me up and said Steve Clare had rented a fucking limo bus to take everyone up to the premiere in Hollywood. This picture was taken at about 5 p.m. We are all only about 6 beers deep. God, It went down hill from here (or uphill depending on your perspective). We are at one of those “carpool” parking lots on the side of the freeway in North-county SD. Where no carpooling goes down. Only rape. That however, is beside the point. So we all take this bus up to LA… The ride up to the premiere was nuts (crack-head getting on the bus in LA, Smithers laying in the beer cooler, sooo many dice being tossed. Just general madness.) but it was NOTHING compared to the ride back. On the way back Slash climbed out of the bus’s back emergency exit and walked on the top of the bus and came back in the front one… Going 75 mph on the god damned freeway! By the time the bus was getting close to the raping-lot, it was covered in vomit, beer, blood, broken dice, lost money and shame. It was at this time that I got the brilliant idea to climb out of the emergency exit in the front of the bus. I was piss drunk, sitting indian style on the front of this 50 ton machine. I thought all was well because we were only going about 20 mph at this time. Little did I know, that lingering about 100 ft. in front of me there was a tree branch. A branch that in hindsight, was out for blood. The thing smashed me right in the forehead. Sending me into some sort of drunken barrel-roll… I got my footing right before I fell off the edge. When I say I got my footing I mean, I got one foot on the roof so I could jump off the moving bus instead of fall off it. Everyone was really confused by my incoherent ramblings about getting hit by a branch and jumping 12 feet off a bus… Cuz no one knew I was up there. But yeah. Hands down, best premiere experience ever. That is until Creature came along and busted an ecto-green load of awesome on everyones faces!

(Photo courtesy of Blair Alley, Inspiration courtesy of Cullen Poythress)

 NS KRUE / EGOMOB / GREENROOM

Congrats Sammy! Keep up the good lurk!

En Baker acaban de hacer pro a Sammy Baca y yo me piro a patinar tras repasarme su parte en el Slaughterhouse de Pigwood y su aparición en el Baker Has A Deathwish:

Y por no ir de plagiante, te animo a que te pases por el blogspot de Stance para leer una buena entrada sobre este animal.