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In Biology practical exam:

Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai..

Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! 17 more words

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa says:” Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav
Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta
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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ko neat whisky peeta dekh ek aadmi bola:
“aapne daru mein paani nahi milaya?”

Santa: “Abey main Santa hun; itna paani toh hamare mooh mein daru ko dekhte hi aa jaata hai!” X_X =))

Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher: Define Management?

Santa: Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai..

Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Aapka kutta to sher jaisa Lagta hai. Kya khilate ho??

Banta: Ye kamena sher Hi hai, pyar wyaar ke chakar mein pad gaya tha to shakal kutte jaisi hogai=D

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:” Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me.. ek Saal Lag Jata Hai..
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Banta:” Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me

Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai… :p 

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta ne 1-1 ghoda kharida.. Dono ne “SOCHA”
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(abi joke khtam nhi hua)
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Santa Banta Jokes