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Where Were You Born ?

Teacher: where were You born ?

Santa: Punjab !

Techr: which part in punjab ?

Santa: ki which part…

Ullu di patthi! Full body born in punjab…

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Best Jokes in Hindi & English

संता बार में गया तो बार टेंडर ने उसे पूछा, “क्या लोगे आज?”

संता: बस एक बियर।

बार टेंडर: क्या हुआ? आज तुम कुछ ठीक नहीं लग रहे, इतने उदास क्यों हो? 103 more words

Funny Jokes

Haddh Ho Gayi...

Haddh ho gayi…

Santa: Oye Tu Har Message Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?

Banta: Taki Tu 1 msg Forward Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe!

Santa Banta Jokes

Chal Bibi, Latta Chak, Phatte Chakiye !!

Santa came home bleeding with torn clothes. . Ghar waleya ne pucheya ki hoya kanjra ?

Santa- Almaari banaan vaaste phatte lay ke main bus vich chadheya te phatte floor te rakh ditte. 33 more words

Punjabi Jokes

Santa ko Uska Sasur Joote Mar Raha Tha..

Santa ko uska Sasur joote mar raha tha..

Ek Aadmi: Kyun maar rahe ho is ko…??

Sasur: Maine isko hospital se whatsapp kiya ki ‘Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho…’ 10 more words

Santa Banta Jokes

Doctor to santa – ab tumhari tabiyat kaisi hai.Sab kuch hai na Santa-nahi. Meri tabiyat pehle se aur kharaab hai. Doctor:dawa kha li thi Santa- nahi dawa to bhari pari thi. 29 more words

Hindi Jokes

Santa and Banta were fighting . Santa-main tumhare kapre faar doonga aur tumhe nanga kar doonga. Banta-aisi serious fight mein romantic baat mat kar.

Hindi Jokes