Blogs about: Sarah Harpur

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Yoshio Loves Park Weddings!1 comment

harpursbizarre wrote 1 year ago:  So it turns out that Yoshio, evil genius and annoying mastermind of internet inconvenience is also … more →

Tags: harpurs bizarre, robyn gallagher, yoshio kanazawa, wedding, Engrish, funny translation, Advice, outdoor wedding

Still Waiting.

harpursbizarre wrote 1 year ago: Today it is one month till the opening night of my show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I say nigh … more →

Tags: Sarah, Harpur, Kiwi, Comedy, standup, Bizarre, Satire, New Zealand, Edinburgh

There and Back Again- A Comic's Tale1 comment

harpursbizarre wrote 1 year ago: It was this time last year and I had just booked my first flight to the UK. I was to attend the one … more →

Tags: Sarah, Harpur, Kiwi, Comedy, standup, humour, Edinburgh Fringe, Festival, mojo coffee

Nigel: Emperor of Emperors4 comments

harpursbizarre wrote 1 year ago: An Emperor penguin from Antarctica arrived Peka Peka Beach, Kapiti, New Zealand.  Scientists are baf … more →

Tags: Sarah, Kiwi, Comedy, humour, Inspirational, New Zealand, Native, Debate, Conservation

Passion Fruit- Merely Enthusiastic

harpursbizarre wrote 1 year ago: Passion Fruit was uncomfortable with her name.  Yes, she was passionate about being a fruit, but the … more →

Tags: Harpur, Comedy, Slander, Literature, Festival, Fringe, Story, Passion fruit, deed poll

Lentil's Lament

harpursbizarre wrote 1 year ago: Oh I am a lentil! I have not identity, but cloud and stigma. I am not seed Nor vegetable Nor fruit N … more →

Tags: Sarah, Harpur, Comedy, Bizarre, Comedy Festival, Lentil, Lament, Poetry, Food

Kate Bush- The Da Vinci Code1 comment

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: This is my homage to Kate Bush’s ‘Wuthering Heights’, based on the greatest novel … more →

Tags: Harpur, musical comedy, Comedy Festival, Kate Bush, new zealand international comedy festival, Wuthering Heights, The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown, Parody

The End of That... but there's still more!

bradleyzimmer wrote 2 years ago: Hey, big thanks and mad respizect (I didn’t think I could pull that off, but clearly I made it … more →

Tags: Funny, Brad Zimmerman, Wellington, New Zealand, nz, Comedy Festival, Kiwi, club ivy, Garden Club

Blowing the Trumpet...

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: Look, I am really happy and need to have a little brag- is this OK? 'Best Comedy' at the D … more →

Tags: Kiwi, Comedy, standup, humour, New Zealand, Edinburgh Fringe, Festival, Dunedin Fringe, LA

How Not to Christmas2 comments

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: Yuss it is Christmas! Yuss we get days off, and paid for it. Yuss we get presents that we can later … more →

Tags: Harpur, Kiwi, Comedy, humour, Bizarre, New Zealand, Christmas, santa, auto erotic asphyxiation

Wisdom of Words

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: In times past, humans have often turned to poignant metaphors, proverbs and phrases as a way of pass … more →

Tags: Sarah, Harpur, Comedy, humour, Bizarre, New Zealand, proverbs, Phrases, Wisdom

Greetings From The Future

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: Greetings. This is Sarahtron 4 million. I have received a few upgrades, hence my being model #4 mill … more →

Tags: Sarah, Harpur, Kiwi, Comedy, humour, Bizarre, Satire, New Zealand, Evolution

Mountain Pattern Baldness

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: Balding is a sensitive issue. Men sometimes go bald when they don’t want to. Ladies are someti … more →

Tags: Sarah, Harpur, Kiwi, Comedy, humour, Bizarre, Satire, New Zealand, balding

Pants Are For Losers2 comments

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: Pants are for losers. The legs are two living organisms, that can only be happy when in dialogue wit … more →

Tags: Harpur, Comedy, humour, Bizarre, Satire, New Zealand, Debate, pants, Losers

Memoirs of a Cuckoo Clock

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: They called my Cooky. Cooky the cuckoo. Ridiculous. Degrading. Unoriginal. Terrance- Man. Bird. Cloc … more →

Tags: Harpur, Kiwi, Comedy, humour, Bizarre, Pets, New Zealand, Cuckoo, clock

Genetic Aesthetics1 comment

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: When you have a baby, it does not have a hell of a lot going for it. It has a shit personality, can … more →

Tags: Sarah, Harpur, Kiwi, Comedy, humour, kids, Bizarre, babies, New Zealand

What Phileas Fog Did NOT Tell His Wife1 comment

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: Phileas Fog went around the world in 80 days. What he failed to tell his wife, was that this adventu … more →

Tags: Harpur, Comedy, humour, Bizarre, New Zealand, Around the World in 80 Days!, deception, Wife, phileas

Is The Morepork New Zealand's Most Noble Bird?1 comment

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: Is the Morepork, or the Ruru, New Zealand’s most noble bird? Jerome Chandrahasen, National cam … more →

Tags: Sarah, Harpur, Kiwi, Comedy, inappropriate, Bizarre, Satire, New Zealand, Native

On the Implications of Robotic Dinosaurs in the Workplace

harpursbizarre wrote 2 years ago: To group dinosaurs into one category is problematic in that it does not allow for inter species diff … more →

Tags: Sarah, Comedy, Bizarre, dinosaur, Satire, Debate, Robot, velociraptor, Pak'n'Save


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