Today it is one month till the opening night of my show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I say night, but my show is at 5.30pm, it is more of a daylight thing. But there is no shame in having a dayti… more →
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wrote 1 year ago: Today it is one month till the opening night of my show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I say nigh … more →
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