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Who's Going To The Desk Raising?

I very rarely talk about my secret desire to live in an Amish society, Modern Philosophers, but every once in a while, that urge creeps up on me.  543 more words


Knights of the Round Table Storm IKEA After Failing to Assemble New Table

Trouble in Portland, Maine today when the Knights of the Round Table stormed an IKEA, did extensive damage to the Tables Department, and then set the store ablaze. 582 more words


Monday Morning Coffee Club: 9/15/14

I didn’t even have to open my eyes, or clear away the cobwebs in my brain to realize it was Monday, Modern Philosophers.

I just had that Monday feeling in my gut that made me want to pull the covers over my head, and try to hide from the day in a world of sleep.  454 more words


At Least The Devil Saved A Ton Of Money

I sighed and turned off the television in disgust.

“Aren’t we going to watch the Yankees?” The Devil asked in confusion from his end of the couch. 396 more words


How Did People Exercise Before Running Was Invented?

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers.

As I started on my morning run, the oddest Deep Thought materialized: How did people exercise before running was invented? 402 more words


I Advise You To Alert The National Weather Service

Dear Modern Philosopher,

I have a serious problem, and I’m pretty sure you’re the only person in the world who can relate, and therefore, might be able to help. 530 more words


Screenwriter, Blogger, Late Night Talk Show Guest...

Well, I’m back from the Gracie Theater and my gig as a late night talk show guest, Modern Philosophers!

I’m not allowed to post any photos of the new set of… 558 more words