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Why I Don't Do Motorcycle Rallies Anymore

The 2014 Thunder Beach Motorcycle Rally, held every year in Panama City, Florida, is scheduled for this coming week —

It started today, actually–

– and, in it’s honor, here’s a crummy post about what’s happened to “Bike Weeks”. 1,207 more words

Styrofoam life

My Partner in Rhyme, Kayuk, the better half of TWO ON A RANT, is waging a poetry war.  I believe she’s going to win, but I have to try anyway. 50 more words


Google, the best friend we always needed

These days, when it comes to wanting to find anything online we simply just say “go Google it !” What does that mean really? Can Google really have the answer to all of our problems? 485 more words

Critical Responses

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To whom it may concern,

I am utterly appalled at the minimal amount of snarky, sarcastic, witty,  and even cynical card choices you have in your stores. 570 more words


Originality Be Not Thy Name

My funny bone is sprained but not broken. However, as my bipolar cycles into seasonal depression, I find myself not feeling whimsical or even amusingly random. 1,223 more words


The Twitter, The Twatter, Just Twitter?

I am pretty all over social media and I consider myself to be a relatively educated in the area. I had a Facebook page before I started blogging and I have a Pinterest and Google Plus and Twitter and hell I think I even still have a MySpace somewhere in the social media graveyard.   120 more words


Writers Block and Taking Notes from Superman

It’s been over two months since I’ve written anything of substance. The only form of writing I’ve done as of late is texting my best friend to ask her when she would be returning home to give me attention. 401 more words