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Hey Stranger

Today’s topic is actually ‘The stranger’. 

Enjoy!

Hey stranger.

If I walked past you, would you turn like any stranger would? Or would you keep your neck straight because you’re trying hard to be a stranger? 551 more words

Love

What I almost said but didn't

Probably one of an A-type person’s most salient problems in this modern day and age is the translation of your mood via type. The most obvious use of sarcasm in a text message can drastically be miscontstrued for actual rudeness, or worse, the joke isn’t caught at all by the receiver. 160 more words

Manners

"I'm looking for the Pepperway?"

3:20PM:

A big PRC family with their Head Twit walking ahead of them approaches me rather arrogantly. He had not a single inch of manners about him and i just foresee a story i could blog.. 324 more words

89% of public say Foot-in-Mouth syndrome scientists should be aborted at birth

(satire?)

A controversial survey has revealed that as many as 89% of the UK public think that scientists such as Richard Dawkins who suffer from foot-in-mouth syndrome… 100 more words

Human Rights

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SIXi ©  (pronounced  si-kē)

 Dedicated to people with their head stuck up their butt!

“I want to thank the Academy of Arts, Sciences and Money for this wonderful award.

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Foolish Thoughts

Let Us(By Us I mean You) Get Some Exercise this Weekend Bitterness Giftures

I’ve been told by television that if you exercise and eat right for like a year, you will lose half your body weight.  Your life will “be transformed”, everyone will “fake” like you, and you will “find the person of your dreams” and you will get the “promotion you’ve been striving for”, you will get a book deal, and you might even learn how to use “quotation marks” correctly.  398 more words

Humor

Morrissey Knew

“And if a ten ton truck crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.
And if a double decker bus kills the both of us, to die by your side, well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine.” 35 more words

Flash Fiction