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In less snarky and/or sarcastic news, NFL living legend Peyton Manning threw his record-setting 509th TD pass against San Francisco tonight. The TD pass moved him in to sole possession of first place, finally passing notorious sexting-pioneer Brett Favre. 138 more words

The upside of ebola: It can turn a slob into a Lysol-brandishing traveler

I am so sick of hearing about ebola, I could bleed out of my eye sockets.

Just kidding, all right? It’s a joke, for crying out loud. 312 more words

SNARKY SUNDAY VIDEO!- Why People's Asses Get BLOCKED on People's FB Newsfeeds!

What up??? In less than 24 hours it will be Monday  FUCK THAT! Spend 3.5 minutes watching my Snarky Sunday video :) You will not regret it! 12 more words

Snarky Opinions

More From Grade Seven

I confess to having a wee crush on my grade seven English teacher (who is still very much alive and now a principal at an Elementary school in my neighbourhood and consequently, shall remain nameless). 687 more words

Journaling

I'm Struggling.

Looking back over my blog, I once described myself as a ‘socially awkward geek’. Now 17 I can say that this is untrue. I was never socially awkward, especially around people I don’t know, and I pride myself in knowing that the only thing I can do really well is portray a false confidence – even when around people I am comfortable with. 1,334 more words

The Long Lost Bitter Posts Volume 3

Of all the things I’ve lost over the years, my mind is the thing that I miss the least. The thing I miss the most is my internet connection.¬† 995 more words

Humor

Sex Sux

When you head to the shore next summer, have sex on the beach, and not in the ocean. Your private parts will thank you. 112 more words

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