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Chapter 2 of 50 Shades Freed is Light on Time Travel but Heavy on Facepalm

The time stream has settled down somewhat since our trip through chapter 1. For a while there we were shooting back and forth in time like we were playing some kind of crazy Time Pong. 1,240 more words


Family Love

I know my family really loves me. That doesn’t excuse my dad from the time he left me at a gas station!!! That’s right. He started to drive away without checking if I was in the car. 69 more words


Eagles Use Up Their Vacation Time Starting with Loss to Redskins

On the “use it or lose it” system for vacation time, the entire Eagles’ roster decided to take the rest of 2014 off. They lost to the Washington Redskins tonight 27-24. 23 more words


Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend

  1. You need to wear more makeup
  2. Aren’t you supposed to be eating healthy?
  3. Your mom is a MILF
  4. Is your sister single?
  5. The more you talk, the less I like you…
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Teen Thoughts

Here's A More Realistic Holiday Newsletter

My friend was telling me about a bragging Christmas newsletter that she finally had to throw in the trash. It’s fun to read what friends and family are up to, but some of these newsletters are crafted so carefully that it sounds like this family is the next to Mary and Joseph in perfection. 276 more words


sexiest woman alive? i think not.

it recently came to my attention that kate upton is now the sexiest woman live.

this is false.


because i know for a fact i was not on that list.

case closed.

Tales From Stodmor Land

A Failed Poem

A failed poem I am.
Simple, yet complicated.
The more I untwist,
The more it goes winding on its curve, 141 more words