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I'm a rug

Yes. A rug.

A nice one though.

However, a bit rough around the edges.

Most have walked around me because somewhere hidden within the soft pile, were barbs. 105 more words

Back to School - Fangirl Style

*Disclaimer* This post is filled with Sarcasm, please take this seriously at your own risk. 

Just because you are going back to school doesn’t mean you can’t still remain in close contact with your favourite fictional friends, and millions of tear stained pages that lay scattered amongst your floor. 343 more words


'Roids, unfiltered.

Four rounds of antibiotics later.

My body had enough.

Hives emerged and multiplied ¬†like “Gremlins” that got wet.

I saw my Dr. and she ordered a *mild burst of steroids. 284 more words


Everybody Reads

Nobody obeys.

Grocery Store Back Door, Okanagan Falls, Canada

Creative Writing

Just So Hard To Find Good Female Masturbation Stories These Days

Christian is appalled at the state of affairs.

At one end of the spectrum you get this kind of thing - women’s ‘health’ sites in which girls are encouraged to share their masturbation experiences. 275 more words


Parenting 101

When your five year old pushes on your stomach and yells, “YOU’RE NOT THE QUEEN! ” at the top of her lungs.

Very maturely, look down your nose at her, place your hands on your hips, and say, “Then you’re not a princess cause I’m your Mommy.” Then stick your tongue out at her. 13 more words