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The Case of the Missing Sarlacc Pit

January 12, 2015 – Perhaps the longest-living creature in the Star Wars universe is the sarlacc, an “omnivorous, multi-tentacled creature with needle-sharp teeth and a large beak” according to the… 410 more words

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Napper's Delight

Guys. GUYS. My baby napped in his crib.

No. No, you don’t understand.

My baby.


In his crib.

For one glorious hour and seven minutes (and 46 seconds, but who’s counting), my child slept in the daytime in the actual space that is specifically and scientifically designed for just such a purpose. 699 more words



Far be it for me, the person who maintains the wildly unpopular position that the rampant and catastrophic destruction of the Amazon rainforest is just karma for harboring giant snakes and malaria, as the Amazon is “getting what’s coming to her”, and called for the poaching of Bengal tigers for their precious pelts so that they may be used in my winter car cover, to take on the position of so many previous environmental conservationists. 642 more words