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Hallmark Study Shows Arborists Have Most Difficult Job in the World, That Is, Until Mother's Day Nears

Kansas City, MO– The greeting card company, Hallmark, performed a detailed survey last week and concluded that until Friday, April 25th, arborists have the most difficult, unappreciated jobs in the country. 302 more words

Satire

Ein Graserl fürs Haserl

“Verbringt der Renter Schaberl Ostern heuer hinter schwedischen Gardinen?”

Eigentlich ist die Geschichte zu jämmerlich, um überhaupt erzählt zu werden.
Kein seriöser österreichischer Geschichtenerzähler würde sich diese Blamage antun. 807 more words

Austria

In Dutch we say

Well, we would say “Dis nou fokken snaaks.”

Read the Article and the first two comments in this link:

http://www.fin24.com/Economy/What-SA-really-needs-20140416

It can only happen in South Africa. 50 more words

More McGuffCo Guff (See What I Did There?)

Day 737 of the McGuffco Vs Downturn Abyss trial, presided over by Mr Justice Cocklecarrot, with a jury comprising twelve red-bearded persons of restricted growth… Lord, it would eat up JB Morton’s wordcount to be writing today… 285 more words

LOMM's TV Choice #908

BBC3 22.00. Russell Howard’s Good News - The popular funnyman announces that Simon Cowell’s trousers have exploded while Justin Bieber was sitting on his lap.

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Entire population driving to Cornwall today

The Department of Transport have warned motorists to  allow plenty of extra time for their journeys today as it is thought that the entire population of Britain and much of Northern Europe will be heading for Cornwall today to enjoy a well earned break over the Easter week-end. 409 more words

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Adoption agencies inundated with middle-class toddlers post-'Offer Day'

As UK primary schools announce their allocated places, aspiring parents have been forced to make some tough decisions between living with the shame of an infant in an average OFSTED institution or to ‘cut their loses and run’. 261 more words

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