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Social Skills (III)

Finally the guest left
house feels empty
a bird sings after days of silence


Sale of placards continues to rise as Twitter and Youtube mandate their use

For a consecutive sixty-fourth week in a row, the sales of placards is again on the rise. Now moving above the cost of oil, medical supplies and self-respect, the small white-coloured cards have dominated the stock market, as investors continue to wisely throw all their money into their production. 658 more words


Reebok Now Makin' Bacon

Yahoo News Digest reports┬áthat the Reebok athletic wear company now makes bacon. It’s reportedly “free of nitrates, MSG, and sweeteners.”

Other companies are sweetening bacon? 120 more words


Facebook Announces That All Other Essential Functions Will Be Split Off Into Other Apps As Well

Users have been complaining about Facebook’s recent decision to soon remove messages from their mobile app and shift them entirely over to the Facebook Messenger app. 161 more words

An appointment with disappointment

She stood still at the waiting area of the railway station, despite an empty seat bang in front of her.

I don’t want to sit in between a bimbo chick with an iphone and a handicapped- ahem, physically disab- ahem, crippl… 1,157 more words



An Italian Sonnet about Chinese* Restaurants (Written in English by an American) [*Chinese restaurants in America...Chinese immigrants often choke on the fortune the first time they eat a fortune cookie.] 118 more words

Immortal Verse

The box

There was a man who had a box.
In the box were all the worlds secrets.
From the Big Bang until the end of the world, 293 more words