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7 Reasons You Might Have To Rekindle Things With Your Ex

1. You want it back

Your Xbox, your CDs (why do you still have CDs? whatever), your softest shirts, your hoodie you gave them when they were cold, those sweet things you said that weren’t even true honestly because they are kind of the worst, your friends—yeah, that’s right. 463 more words

The New Facebook Section - George Would Be Proud

Those of you who purchased the George Hayduke books in the 1980’s before Paladin Press had their little “incident” will remember how much fun they were. 629 more words

Backstabbers Guild Of Australia

The World Mourns The Plight of Millions of Eastern Senior Men

There was distress in parts of the Eastern World and an outpouring of sympathy from Western neighbors on December 14th when it was announced that Angalifu’ horn, a male Northern White Rhinoceros horn, had died at the  354 more words

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Eagles Use Up Their Vacation Time Starting with Loss to Redskins

On the “use it or lose it” system for vacation time, the entire Eagles’ roster decided to take the rest of 2014 off. They lost to the Washington Redskins tonight 27-24. 23 more words

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The Bitter Post

There are so many thing that make me bitter. That aggravate me. That literally make me want to go all 14 year old girl hating her parents rage. 648 more words

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Oh Ca-na-daaaaa!

Dear Oprah,

Ever thought of moving to Canada?  I grew up in northern Minnesota which for all intents and purposes is the same thing, except it’s inside US borders.  352 more words

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