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Islamic State's 'Blood Bucket Challenge' fails to catch on: 'Jihad is tough'

The ALS Associated has seen a windfall of donations come into the organization in 2014 thanks to the “Ice Bucket Challenge,” taking in close to $100 million between July 29 and September 1. 550 more words


Russian Bank Has Lame Promotion Involving Lending Cats

CNN reports that as some Russians believe having a cat enter a new home is good luck, Russia’s largest bank, Sberbank, is offering the first… 132 more words


Why Chewing Gum Should Be Illegal

The use of chewing gum has long been a controversial topic, and the debate over its merit and uses is not likely to end soon. While the pro chewing gum lobby currently holds the upper hand, it is of vital importance that the sale, purchase, and use of chewing gum should be made illegal at the federal level and in all fifty states. 613 more words

More MPs predicted to quit as scientists find cure for conservatism

Scientists have this morning confirmed that the most recent outbreak of conservatism may soon be under control.

Dr Bertram Onions of GlaxoSmithKline told us that initial trials on members of parliament had proved promising and the drug was now ready to be administered to all MPs exhibiting symptoms of the debilitating condition. 241 more words


Semi-Officially Disapproved Round-Up, Vol.1, No.3

  1. Whiskey in the morning, whiskey in the evening, whiskey at supper time; when grading’s on the table, you can have whiskey any time!
  2. A colleague once criticized me for assigning too many primary texts while simultaneously criticizing the attitude of jocular despair I have about my students’ capabilities.  
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The Martyrdom of a Modern Hero, by George Galloway

Bravely stood the proud and noble man; erect, full of purpose, indefatigable as a Persian dictator, though with the moral complexion of a Saint, astride the London streets like a mighty colossus, blessing common people, as was his wont. 442 more words



Biscuit and his alternative shopping preferences.