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United States Government Asks Major Studios To Make All Future Adam Sandler Movies About Killing Kim Jong-un


After Sony halted the release of its new movie “The Interview” in response to a North Korean cyber attack, President Obama called upon every major film studio in America to only produce Adam Sandler movies in the future if they’re about assassinating North Korean leader Kim Jong-un. 238 more words

"Corporate Personhood" by Richard O'Brien & Richard F. Yates

Left to die, left to rust,
it was just supposed to turn to dust.
But it did not to do what it was supposed to do, 239 more words


When Poetry Gets Messy

Wax Poetry, the newest genre of all.

Visual poetry at least cleans up after itself.

Creative Writing

Rubio Pledges To Stamp Out Progress "Wherever It Rears Its Ugly Head"

THE CABIN ANTHRAX, MURPHY, N.C. (CT&P) -At a hurriedly called press conference somewhere in the bowels of Cretonia earlier today, Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL), a Catholic, criticized Pope Francis after the pontiff played a key role in helping the United States and Cuba forge an agreement that resulted in the release of American Alan Gross from Cuba. 367 more words


President Obama normalizes relations with Cuba Gooding, Jr.

WASHINGTON—ending a feud that has dragged on for years between the two men, President Obama today announced that he was re-establishing relations with the actor Cuba Gooding, Jr., effective immediately. 212 more words