This is RODNEY HOLUM JR.Working as a web development agent. Now a days I have started cheating My client as well as my vendors all over the world. I have collected payments of schedule work from my client’s but instate of paying my vendors in right time, i have been using  that money in different illegal sector.
Please contact me PH:608-790-2229,EMAIL ID: rholum@couleetechlink.com and website www.couleetechlink.com For further details.

This is RODNEY HOLUM JR.Working as a web development agent. Now a days I have started cheating My client as well as my vendors all over the world. I have collected payments of schedule work from my client’s but instate of paying my vendors in right time, i have been using  that money in different illegal sector.
Please contact me PH:608-790-2229,EMAIL ID: rholum@couleetechlink.com and website www.couleetechlink.com For further details.

Wer kennt sie nicht, diese bettelnden Spammailer, welche vortäuschen sie wären in Not. Ein Mittel sich dagegen zu wehren ist es die Mails einfach zu ignorieren. Ein anderes Mittel ist es einfach direkt auf die Mails zu antworten. Diese Verarsche ist gemeinhin als Scambaiting bekannt. In diesem Artikel befasse ich mich mit der Scammerin Elena aus Russland, welche mit ihrer Familie ohne einen Ofen im Haus überwintern muss, zumindest behauptet sie das.

»HELP ME OBI WAN KENOBI, YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE«

Greetings,

My name is Elena, I have 32 year and I write you from Russian province. I work on in municipal library and I permitted to use  computer when I finish work if allowed. Our postiion is very difficulty and I decided to write to you this letter in despair.

I having daughter – she is 8 years,  her father abandoned us and we live together with my mother.

Due to financial crisis  recently my mother losed job (the shop  where she was worked was ruined) and our situation became terrible.

Gas and electricity cost a lot in our province and we unable use it to heat our home  anylonger.

It is very cold already in our city and weather becoming colder each day. We are distressed and we donot know what to do.

The only way for us to heat our home is to use portable wood burning oven which giving heating from burning wood. We have plenty wood in our province and this oven will heat  our domicile complete all winter with minimal charge.

We urgently in need of this oven, but we cannot buy it in our local shop because it price 8154 roubles (equival. of 191 EUR) and we can not to collect too much money.

In case if you own any old  portable wood burning oven and if you ended using it, we will be very happy  if you could give it to us and organize transportation this oven to our house (185 km from Moscow). This ovens usually different and weight about 100kg.

I wait for your answer.

Russia

Elena and my family.

Antwort (in der Rolle eines überheblichen, selbstüberzeugten Unternehmensberaters):

Greetings Elena,

i asked myself, why you are writing this letter to me? Of course you are writing to me, because i am a wealthy buiness man from Germany and i could fix your problem in no time. I would be pleased to buy you a “Made in Germany” oven and ship it to you. Our ovens here are not as heavy as yours, so weight will be no problem and my secretary also knows the right parcel services. So please send me your adress and if you like a picture of youself. See my picture attached to this mail (Anmerkung, das Bild ist das Foto welches auf der Unternehmensseite unter “Unser Profil” verlinkt ist).

Best regards

Karl Rode

K & R Unternehmensberatung GmbH
Am hohen Hagen 13
68009 Mannheim
GERMANY

http://www.rasputin.de/KahlRode

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§ 1

Wenn Sie Kahl & Rode den Auftrag geben, Ihr Unternehmen auf Vordermann zu bringen, gehen Sie damit kein Risiko ein. Wir dienen unserem Kunden und werden deshalb in Ihrem Interesse handeln, nicht in dem des Unternehmens.
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Alle unpopulären Entscheidungen, die wir in Ihrem Namen treffen, nehmen wir voll auf unsere Kappe. Sie können sich unterdessen bei den Leidtragenden bequem lieb Kind machen. Dafür bezahlen Sie uns nach individuell vereinbarten Tarifen.
§ 3

Wir garantieren, dass wir bei einem Bestand von 20 Mitarbeitern und darüber mindestens 30 Prozent Ihrer Angestellten rausekeln. In der Regel verwenden wir dafür unser Spezialverfahren Corporate Outgrossing. Sollte das nicht ausreichen, lassen wir gewisse Beziehungen spielen, von denen Sie aber jetzt nichts wissen müssen.
§ 4

Sollte es uns nicht gelingen, Ihren Betrieb zu verschlanken, zahlen Sie uns kein Honorar. Aber keine Sorge: Wir haben bisher noch immer die Leute auf die Straße bekommen.
§ 5

Alles andere regeln wir unter vier Augen, da wir nicht der Ansicht sind, dass jede Abmachung schriftlich fixiert gehört. Sie können uns ganz vertrauen; unsere Methoden sind wasserdicht und legal.

Sie antwortet zurück:

Dear Karl,

Thank you very much for your message.

I downloaded a few pictures to free website where you can see me, my
daughter and the stove which we need.
[Websiteadresse hier]

Our address:
Elena G.,
[Zensierte Straße]. 25-54
Kaluga 248000
Russia

I hope to hear from you soon.

Elena.

Mann, da hat die Elena doch glatt 29 leerstehende Häuser, wenn ich mir die Anschrift anschaue. Warum verkauft sie dann nicht eins? Interessant auch, dass sich die E-Mailadresse unter der sie sendete geändert hat. Sie lebt anscheined auch in Bielefeld, denn die Stadt Kaluga gibt es gar nicht.  Etwas gesurft, stellt sich heraus, dass es noch ganz anderen Spam gibt, der die Runde macht:

Dear Friend,

Please excuse me for any inconvience caused by this message.

My name is Valentin. I’m a student and I live with my mother in the city of Kaluga, Russia. My mother is invalid. She cannot see and she receives pension from the government very rare which is not enough even for medications.

I work very hard every day to be able to take care of my mother, but my salary is very small, because my studies still not finished.

Due to the crisis our authorities recently stoped gas in our district and now we cannot heat our home. I don’t know what to do, because the winter is coming and the temperature in the street can be lower than minus 20 degrees Celsius. I’m very afraid that the temperature inside our home can be very cold and we will not be able to survive.

Thanks to the free internet access at our local library I was able to find several e-mail addresses, including yours, while browsing different websites and I decided to appeal to you with a prayer in my heart for a small help.

If you have any old electric heater, warm clothes, high-calories food, vitamins, medicines from cold weather, any hygiene-products, I will be very grateful to you if you could send it to our postal address which is:

Valentin M.,
[Zensierte Straße], 6-45.
Kaluga. 248030,
Russia.

If you think that it would be better or easier for you to help with some money, please write me back and I will give you details for sending it safely if you agree. This way to help is very good because the necessities here are not very expensive.

I hope to hear from you very soon and I pray that you will be able to help us to survive this winter. I also hope very much that this hard situation will get better very soon in our country.

I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2005. I’m sending to you many thanks in advance for your kind understanding. Please excuse me, once more, for any inconvience I could cause you by sending this message.

Valentin and my mother Elena.
Kaluga. Russia.

Da hat sie mir doch direkt verschwiegen, dass sie alt, invalide und blind ist. Auf den geschickten Bildern sieht sie quicklebendig aus. Na ja, ihr Sohn den sie mir unterschlägt ist anscheinend in der selben schlimmen Lage wie sie. Letztes Jahr hatte sie anscheinend auch das gleiche Problem. Ich werde sie darauf ansprechen, ich meine ist ja schlimm schon 1 Jahr ohne Heizung leben zu müssen.

Meine Rückantwort (der Karl kommt gleich zur Sache):

Hallo Elena,

i forced a client, which owed me money to send you the oven by tomorrow. I dont know how long it takes to ship it to russia, but i hope for him, it will be in time. You are a pretty young lady, how long have you been divorced?

Hope to hear more from you soon.

Best regards

Karl Rode

K & R Unternehmensberatung GmbH
Am hohen Hagen 13
68009 Mannheim
GERMANY

http://www.rasputin.de/KahlRode

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Zur Navigation…
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Im allgemeinen lehnen wir es ab, uns und andere durch langweilige Verträge einzuengen. Wir verstehen uns auch so. Und wenn nicht, dann sorgen wir schon dafür. Trotzdem legen einige unserer Kunden Wert auf diesen ganzen kleingedruckten Unfug. Außerdem meinte unser Anwalt, es könne nichts schaden, wenn man ein paar Dinge vorher klarstellt.
§ 1

Wenn Sie Kahl & Rode den Auftrag geben, Ihr Unternehmen auf Vordermann zu bringen, gehen Sie damit kein Risiko ein. Wir dienen unserem Kunden und werden deshalb in Ihrem Interesse handeln, nicht in dem des Unternehmens.
§ 2

Alle unpopulären Entscheidungen, die wir in Ihrem Namen treffen, nehmen wir voll auf unsere Kappe. Sie können sich unterdessen bei den Leidtragenden bequem lieb Kind machen. Dafür bezahlen Sie uns nach individuell vereinbarten Tarifen.
§ 3

Wir garantieren, dass wir bei einem Bestand von 20 Mitarbeitern und darüber mindestens 30 Prozent Ihrer Angestellten rausekeln. In der Regel verwenden wir dafür unser Spezialverfahren Corporate Outgrossing. Sollte das nicht ausreichen, lassen wir gewisse Beziehungen spielen, von denen Sie aber jetzt nichts wissen müssen.
§ 4

Sollte es uns nicht gelingen, Ihren Betrieb zu verschlanken, zahlen Sie uns kein Honorar. Aber keine Sorge: Wir haben bisher noch immer die Leute auf die Straße bekommen.
§ 5

Alles andere regeln wir unter vier Augen, da wir nicht der Ansicht sind, dass jede Abmachung schriftlich fixiert gehört. Sie können uns ganz vertrauen; unsere Methoden sind wasserdicht und legal.

Ich nehme mal an da kommen massenweise Öfen an ^^, da wird sie die Adresse des “Kunden” nicht zuordnen können, selbst wenn. Es ist immer wichtig diesen Spammern Zeit zu stehlen. Je mehr Zeit sie vergeuden, desto weniger Dumme können sie verarschen. Außerdem zerstören solche Aktionen die Glaubhaftigkeit von Leuten die wirklich in Not sind und Hilfe bedürfen.

Fortsetzung folgt…

From: Domenion Audu <domenion_a30@ymail.com>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 13, 2009

Subject: MY GOD WE BLESS YOU.

From: Leena Shirlee
To: Domenion Audu <domenion_a30@ymail.com>
Date: November 15, 2009
Subject: I’M COMING!

Hello Mr. Dominator!

I am RSVP-ing….What would you like me to bring to your party? I am working late on that day, but I could probably scrape together some crostini, or baba ganoush? Otherwise, wine is always a good bet. Everyone loves wine.

At any rate, let me know! Looking forward to sharing the fun.

Best,
Leena

From: Domenion Audu <domenion_a30@ymail.com>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 14, 2009

Subject: I am awaiting for your urgent response

Regards.
Mr.Domenion.

From: Leena Shirlee

To: Domenion Audu <domenion_a30@ymail.com>

Date: November 16, 2009

Subject: Re: I am waiting for your urgent response

Dear Mr. Dominator, I remain your humble slave and wish to carry out your every wish. I believe you have been sent by jesus,  and that you possess the spirit of the holy ram deep within your crevasses.  I want nothing more than to unite with you to make our transaction safe, secure, and healthy.

However, I hope you understand my concerns about your validity–as you no doubt have heard, the internet is rife with scam artists,  charlatans, and spam “bots”  who are out to take advantage of wealthy people such as myself.

I am willing to proceed in any way you request, but only after you answer my security questions. Please, do not laugh, this is only to protect us both. Again, if you do not answer these quesions I will not proceed further with you.

SECURITY QUESIONS:

Thank you Mr. Dominator, I hope you understand why I do the things I do.

In the bloody ragu of christ,

Leena

From: Mr. Domenion Audu <domenion_a30@ymail.com>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 16, 2009

Subject: Call me + 226-7841-3210 immediately if you are ready so that I will look for another honest person who will follow my advice to get this fun.

Official ID

From: Domenion Audu
To: Leena Shirlee
Date: November 19, 2009
Subject: PLEASE URGENT RESPOND

Dear Mr.Lupsa,

I thank you once again, i also thank the Almighty ALLAH that i have geting the offical application form from the bank today.

I believe you are the right person to transact with, considering the little i have seen from you. I proposed to you not only for our mutual benefit but also for a long and everlasting relationship to exist between you and I and between our children and related ones through this venture.

I want you to call me as soon as you have send the application to the bank so that i will direct on what to do next to avoid mistake from your side and not only that to keep me inform ontime so that i will mornitor the tranfer in the bank ok, i also thank you for the call you said you try to call me i think is network problem in my country so you try and call me now because calling is very inportant in this very stage now.

Open your attach file and see the bank offical application form which o got from the bank today which you will fill with your banking details where the bank will tranfer the fund to you as i am here to mornitor the tranfer in the bank.

Once again i will clear you that what ever may come up from the bank as soon as you have apply for this fund as i have directed you to fill and to the application form to the bank for the tranfer of this fund in to your bank account in your country idian, so you have to know that i contacted you to help me to have this fund in to your bank account in your country because i alone can not do it ok, so you have to help me untill this fund get in your bank account in your country where i will meet you for the shearing of the fund as soon as the fund get in to your bank account, you have to help me because i am poor that is why i want us to have this fund so that i will resign from the bank as soon as this fund get in to your bank account ok.

Well, my dear, there is nothing too much to be relayed on this business transaction as it requires dedication and incumbent support from both of us involved, for i have studied this transaction for more than one year and eight months now, and have known all that it requires. It requires secrecy and confidence, eventually in the progress of this transaction, when the Bank contacts you for minor questionings which i am going to be furnishing you with the answers on the course of this. In fact; you are going to abide strictly to my instructions so that we will not make any mistakes.

This is absolutely what it requires and nothing more as a top official in this Bank, and as a member of the Board members”, we have no problem at all as i will be monitoring the whole situation here in the Bank, while you will be monitoring the whole situation there in your country, until you confirm the money in your Account.

Immediately this is done I will then resign my appointment here with the Bank while you will now send me an invitation letter warranting me to come over to your country, for further sharing of the Fund and investment which you will help me secure under your kind advice. In fact, I would have done this deal alone, but for the fact that i am a civil servant and as civil servants here in my country, we are not allowed to operate any form of foreign account, but domiciliary or house account.

So this is the more reason I contacted you to stand in, as the true next-of-kin to the deceased customer, who will have to push the Bank to be able to effect the transfer of your late cousin’s Fund, and that delay in application was due to family logistic problem. I strongly assure you of a risk-free and hinge-free transaction, provided my instructions are strictly adhered to by you.

Also I would not fail to let you know that, we are going to work together in actualizing this objective, as you have to be aware that there are going to be some miscellaneous expenses such as transfer charges and telephone bills etc, which is normal in International Transfers of such, and which both of us are going to share equally,i.e we are going to share all expenses equally, and at the end of transaction, all expenses are going to be deducted from the 10% expense amount being mapped out from the total Fund, according to expense amounts incurred by both parties involved.

Please note that this transaction will last only but (14) Banking working days from transactional experience. At the end of the transaction, all computer and file-related information on this transaction would be deleted.

This is part of the security measures being taken to avoid any trace of the Fund in the future. I assure you of a maximum success. We will work together to legalize this deal and once it is legalized, the bank will approve it and then the money will be legally transferred to your account and the bank here will give you a clearance on inheritance that will take care of authorities in your end questioning the root of the funds.

Please note that what we are about to do needs trust and without trust there is no need to forge ahead, you are a human being and has the right to decide for yourself what is good for you and what is not. I believe you have a policy and i want you to maintain it just like me, if you are not interested, please do not force yourself but do what you think is right for you and do not be forced to do what you never wished to do.

Proposal is not a crime but love and interest with benefit also people can be friends without knowing each other through business transaction and that will only be when they are sincere to each other and work towards future benefit and friendship.

Well, the transaction is risk-free and on your side you will be maintaining absolute information and absolute secret through out the duration of the transaction, and normally you will be responding like a true next-of-kin who wish to speed up the release and transfer of his late cousin’s money.

The Bank will portray you, the benefice next-of-kin to the deceased customer and relay to you all relevant information required to put claim over the money as the procedure requires. The deceased customer died in a plane crash with his entire family in December 2003 and since then the fund has been lying in the account without anybody coming to claim the money. Based on that, I decided to make good use of the opportunity by contacting a foreign account owner who will be fronted as the next of kin to the late businessman, and have the approval signed and the money will be released and transferred into the given account.

If you agree, for nominating an account to be used for this purpose and any other assistance which you might be required to give in that regard, I will offer you the 45% of the sum and 55% .

For further information, you can kindly contact me on my private telephone number (00226-7841 2822.Recently acquired for this transaction and you can call me at anytime you feel like, so feel free to call me. I am expecting your immediate response concerning the above given information.

For your information this is not something that you have to think about because it is an opportunity to both of us and also I will advice you not to put any atom of fear in this transaction as you have no risk at all even now and in future as far as you follow my instructions.

So all you have to do now is to apply to the bank first, so that the bank can now recognize you as the next of kin to the deceased customer and also i will like you to call me so that we can discuss over this matter.

Do not forget as soon as you send the application to the bank, you try and keep me inform of what you have done.

You are advice to send the application form immedaitely with this new bank email address for easy recieve in the bank ok.

bankofafrica.ourprofile.org@mail.mnmail.mn

boa_customer_deptorg@yahoo.fr

As soon as you have fill the application form you call me immediately on my private line to keep me inform of what you have done sofar.

Thanks my regards to you and the family.
Mr.Domenion.
+226-76 05 54 44. or +226 7841 2822

From: Leena Shirlee

To: Domenion Audu

Date: November 20, 2009

Subject: RE: PLEASE URGENT RESPOND.

Who is Mr. Lupsa?! Are you sharing my personal information with more people than just you!? That would make me sad. Perhaps our everlasting relationship was never destiny, only scattered tears in the wind.

From: Domenion Audu

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 20, 2009

Subject: THAT IS WHY I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME/HAVE YOU SEBT THE APPLICATON TO THE BANK YET?

From: Mrs. Jenny <l.jenny6061@yahoo.com.hk>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 13, 2009

Subject: Mrs. Jenny

Greetings from Jenny Lee,

after going through your information over the internet i decided to contact you for friendship and assistance for distribution of my inheritance towards charity. My name is Jenny Lee; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have for the good work of charity. I am 60 years old and I was diagnosed for breast cancer for about 2 years now.

I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my husband evil relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. They don’t care about man kind, all they care is how to rob some money from me and spend them ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgives me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for a surgery soon and I want to make sure that I make this donation before undergoing my surgery.

I decided to donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows and unfortunate mothers. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my husband’s relatives are always around me and trying to see if they can overhear my conversations and my health status as well.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. I have informed my consultant about the ($2,500,000.00). it is true that I dont know you and you don’t know, but I have been directed by God to contact you for this. Thanks and God bless. I will direct you further after hearing from you.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will jeopardize my wish. Also I will be contacting with you only by email as I don’t want my husband relations or anybody to know because they are always around me.

Reply me through this my most private email: (jennetlee1@yahoo.com.hk)
Regards,
Mrs. Jenny Lee

From: Leena Shirlee

To: Mrs. Jenny <l.jenny6061@yahoo.com.hk>

Date: November 14, 2009

Subject: Re: Mrs. Jenny

Hello Jenny, and well met this is Leena!

PS-did you know the irish are actually albino blacks??

From: Jenny Lee <l.jenny6061@yahoo.com.hk>

To: Leena Shirlee

Date: November 14, 2009

Subject: Re: Dear Leena

With love and peace,
Mrs. Jenny Lee.

From: Leena Shirlee

To: Jenny Lee <l.jenny6061@yahoo.com.hk>

Date: November 15, 2009

Subject: Re: Dear Leena

Hi there Mrs. Jenny, and blessed be the lamb in the bloody rags of christ!

Blessed be the pale,
Leena

You are right, you should have left it alone. Now you look like an ass, and a scammer. You can find the other side of the story on TF if you look

http://www.diaperswappers.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8846782

aranel7 // <![CDATA[// Yeah, I’m a chef Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: MA Posts: 7,214 Ratings: 234 Feedback: 99% My Mood:

I should just let well enough alone But I can’t. I feel like this folder is such a joke and I can’t sit on my hands hard enough to stop me from typing this post, even though I know it’s against the rules. Not responding to a buyer’s PM about having sent the paypal does NOT mean that you are out and out ignoring her, it might just mean that you already knew that she sent it because you got an email notification about it from paypal. Telling the buyer that OF COURSE I apologized profusely only AFTER I had a paypal claim filed against me is ridiculous. I knew I was late with shipping and I was apologizing because I knew I was in the wrong. To turn my apologizing around into a reason why she should leave negative feedback is really ridiculous. Would it have been better if I hadn’t apologized for my own error at all? I had more than one transaction in the balance at the time of the one in question, and the other mama I was working with waited for a (timely) response to her PM about the shipping status. She and I agreed that priority shipping with an extra dipe thrown into her package would be fine, but the mama that you all advised filed a paypal claim just an hour after sending me a PM asking if I had a DC number. I know because I got the email notifications of both the PM and the paypal claim on my blackberry while I was driving to a job interview. If she still wanted to file a paypal claim after hearing that I had not shipped yet (which I was planning to tell her as soon as I got home), that would have been her prerogative. And finally, ONE negative feedback that was left more than a YEAR ago out of 234 transactions is NOT “a history of this sort of thing”. __________________ Jennifer single mama to Howie (8/8/06) and Juliana (11/28/07) Everyday Gourmet with Jennifer Grady Mallowes

From: Gift Jenny Scott <lovinggift00@yahoo.com>
Subject: Friendship Invitation
To: allistairgoldheart@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, November 3, 2009, 8:13 AM

Good Afternoon,
How are you doing today,i hope all is well with you over there..i hope my mail finds you in a very good mood just as your mail also find me in a very good mood,My full name is Gift Jenny Scott,I know you believe that good things come to those who wait, but my wonder is ..Well i just saw your email as i was going through yahoo people search then i just taught that i should send me a mail so we could know more about each other more better… why does it take so long for those good things to arrive, and why does the wait have to come with all these obstacles of hard and testing times?,let me tell u a little about my self i am 30 years From United State  single , don’t have kids never married before and have no  kids but was ones in a relationship that never went well,Well i want you to understand that why i left the state was not my Fault if that my Dad was still alive i will still be in the state and life would have not be the way it is right now for me and my mum… i  work with an international orphanage home a charity organization that is Affiliated to UNICEF here we work in all around the world helping the homeless kids mostly Orphans  we help the less villager kids out of the street and  give them good life and upbringing and orphans, Right now i am in United Kingdom, London , cos my Mom is from the UK  and my Father is  from the  United State when i was three i lost My  Father  so me and my Mom just have to come back to United Kingdom cos life was not good for us there any more and that is why i am here today where we are helping the homeless kids and we are going all around the world to do this , but i live parnently here in the UK , i think i really have a great passion for kids and that is why i am working with them, i help as a Volunteer Teacher and Nurse cos i have a Degree in Nursing i am an RN Nurse,  I Teach and take care of  kids from the ages of 5/10 as a Volunteer Teach and Nurse in any Orphanage home that we visit.    I am a very Down to Earth Lady , caring kind and Romantic Lady, i love to travel have fun and meet new people , i love Sports and i love to be in a very good Shape,and i have a very good and high sex drive i love to try New Things and be happy.

I Never believed in online dating just not been treated well with the men I have met locally so thought I give it a go and see how things work out. Though I am not trying to play hard to get wouldn’t want to rush things up as they say once beaten twice shy. I guess we take our time, till we both have the feelings to move forward.
I am a romantic person and I do believe in love and I believe that there is a special person out there for everyone in this world. I sometimes feel that each one of us is born with a bit of their heart or a bit of there soul missing, and that each one of us searches long time for that piece of their heart or piece of their soul that is missing, and that we do not know peace, happiness or true contentment until we find that person that has a match for our heart and soul … I do believe that I will find her one day, and I know we will live together happily forever .I am serious good mannered and have good sense of humor, I知 Smart, Confident, Romantic, Responsible, Kind, Gentle, Supportive, Cheerful, romantic ,poetic I love going to the Cinema, Shopping, Beaches, Parks, Trekking in hills, Meeting with friends, gardening and most especially spend time together with my soul mate. All I’m missing is a good hearten and honest partner, who is willing to stay with me and share all my Joy, Sorrows and Happiness someone who is clever and fun to be with, passionate and open for new experiences.

I think what i want in my life right now is some one that has so much energy that can give me the best of Love making love and  try new thing and go on a very good adventure and that is while i am on that site i don’t care where the person is from i just want to meet some one that we can make our dream and Happiness. Phantasy’s come to reality so tell me about ur self and what u are looking lets see how we can meet and have some good time .   I will have to stop here now and i will be waiting for ur reply.Hope to read from you soon..
Take care

Gift Cares!!!!

From: Allistairgoldheart@yahoo.com

To: Lovinggift00@yahoo.com

Date: November 1, 2009

Subject: Re: Friendship invitation

Hello Foxy!

Allow me to introduce myself–my name is Allistair Goldheart. You may have heard of me through one of the books I’ve written: Mining for Love, Love Investments, or Mutual Bonding?  They are all books on how to love rich men! (You can buy the box set on amazon for $49.00)

You sure talk a pretty game, and seem to be a well-balanced and lively lady.  Not at all like my wife who recently left me–her main passion in life was buying shoes on Ebay. Did you know she had over 300 pairs of Ugg boots? Somehow I sense you are the type of woman who would own just one simple pair of pumps, and wear them until they fall off of her feet. Then, you would go to the local cobbler (probably a kind and/or mentally retarded old man) and ask him to carve you up a brand new pair of shoes and you would step into the world as a new woman. (I sound like I should be writing for commercials, don’t I?!)

I understand what you mean, about being mauled by orphans.  Back in 1985 some quote unquote “kids of mine” decided to track me down while I was in the middle of a very important lecture at Penn State University. They claimed that I was their father, but when I asked them to wait to speak with me  until after my lecture they picked up some antipasti from the buffet table and threw it right at my face! No child of mine would behave so rudely, I tell you. And nothing stings worse than a cornichon in the eye.

So, um, I don’t know how to broach this subject but since  I believe in radical honesty so I’m just going to come out and say it: I have a very large penis. I am not saying this to brag, but only to let you know because some women have found it to be a hindrance and/or painful while making love with me. However, let me reassure you that there are several positions we can try that, given my girth and length, will make you scream howdy jesus. I spent a considerable time in the orient, studying various tantric techniques, and trust me I know to “unfold the lotus.”  I know it sounds like I’m rushing things but I can’t help how undeniably turned on you’ve made me with your note. Your passion is alive, and it clutches my throat like a gentle assasin wearing velvet gloves.

Well, I look forward to hearing more from you, my dear Gift! (Is that your real name seriously??) Perhaps we can go trekking sometime soon, or if you want to get to know me via emails, I am open to exploring that too. As I said, I am recently divorced so no marraige for me right now! Still, you have me quite taken, my dear.

Sweet dreams!
Allistair

From: Timothy Bruce <shoppersguidetb@gmail.com>
To: Leena Shirlee
Date: November 1, 2009
Subject: Re: MYSTERY SHOPPER NEEDED

Dear Leena,

Well you can your mystery shopping job by providing this following information’s

Name in full
Mailing address
Telephone number.

Tim bruce.

From: Leena Shirlee
To: Timothy Bruce <shoppersguidetb@gmail.com>
Date: November 1, 2009
Subject: Re: MYSTERY SHOPPER NEEDED

Hi! Yipee!

Thanks again, and can’t wait to start my MYSTERIOUS SHOPPING! MWA WA WA!
Best,

Leena

From: Timothy Bruce <shoppersguidetb@gmail.com>
To: Leena Shirlee
Date: November 2, 2009
Subject: MORE DETAILS

Hello Mystery Shopper,

Thanks for your interest in working for this great company,your
details as been received and has been forwarded to our Administrative
department for proper screening and documentation.

Your first  assignment to test your speedy processing of the funds and
your work agility in our company would take place in the next 48
hrs,you are entitled to $300 deduction from  the funds when it arrives
and you will be receiving this Amount Twice a week making the total of
$600 per week.The funds as been sent to the address above and i would
email you a tracking number before the end of the day.I want to use
this medium to welcome you on Board ,a letter of appointment  and job
details will be communicated to you shortly. Once again welcome on
board.

Do confirm the receipt of this message,have a great day.

Best Regards,

Timothy Bruce

From: Timothy Bruce <shoppersguidetb@gmail.com>
To: Leena Shirlee
Date: November 2, 2009
Subject: PAYMENT DELIVERY

Payment would be  delivered to you  via FedEx today  please email me
immediately to acknowledge receipt of the payment.

This  first  assignment is to test your speedy processing of the funds
and your work agility in our company,you are entitled to $300
deduction from  the funds that arrived  and you will be receiving this
Amount Twice a week making the total of $600 per week.

The amount on the Check will cover the project bills and also your
weekly wages,and the run around for your assignment,kindly proceed to
your bank and cash the funds today ,you are entitled to $300 of the
funds and you are to remit the Balance of the funds to our next
mystery shopper today.

IMPORTANT: THE PAYMENT  IS BRANDED BY OUR BURSARY DEPARTMENT AND WILL
BE CASHED INSTANTLY IN YOUR BANK OR NEXT DAY DEPOSIT.

When the funds is available,you have to deduct $300 and the balance
remainder of the money will be used for your assignment which is
stated below,adhere to the instructions as they are and ask questions
if you find anything confusing.

EXPLANATION ON WHAT YOU NEED TO DO WITH THE BALANCE OF THE FUNDS/IN
YOUR FIRST SHOPPING EXPERIENCE.

Our Finance department has just established a new local and
international money transfer system, a  payment credit company in
Australia and we are eager to begin operations to the general public
here in the states.

The system is called i-cash. We need your services as a mystery
shopper to check out other stores which offer similar services and get
us as much information on them as possible.

For easier process, we recommend you to Visit any WESTERN UNION OUTLET
Nearer to you for your first assignment;you have to visit the  store
and observe their services,you will also transact with them with the
balance of the funds.You will have to make a transfer with the balance
of the Funds from the outlet you wish and Kinldy note the Name of the
Western Unio Outlet for record Purposes

As a secret shopper,you should go there and study how their operations
work while using their money transfer system.

You will test their local and foreign immediate transfer service which
means you will make a transfer at the above store in your location.

The cost of sending the  transfer will be deducted from the amount of
money you are sending.

You will observe how long it takes for them to attend to you, how many
people work on the transfer system, etc.

We cannot state all you need to find out but we can only hint you on
the type of information we need and your future position with this
company will depend on your creativity and your ability to get the job
done in good time.

We do not appreciate delay of assignments for any reason and such may
severely affect your chances of being offered a permanent position in
our company.

Here are the information of the next mystery shopper that you will
bemaking the transfer to,the funds is needed for her assignment, the
funds must be transferred at any western union  location you wish to
Handle,have the funds sent to the name and address below.

NAME:    Sandy VandeVelde
ADDRESS:       251 Carlton Dr
CITY:                    North Olmsted
STATE:                  OH
ZIP CODE:             44070
COUNTRY:            U.S.A

Here is a hint of the type of information we will need from you

-Procedure of attendance:

-How many attendants were at the outlet:

-How many minutes it took for them to attend to you and process transfer:

-Information that you think would be helpful

-Your comments and impressions.

As a secret shopper your job is to observe anything useful going on in
the outlet.

Make sure you observe everything you see in there because you may be
asked some other questions when you return.

You have to ensure that the funds is transferred via western union
money transfer.

Please try as much to be discrete when doing your work as a mystery
shopper,and also make sure that you submit your observational report
at appropriate time.

Also to further finalize this Assignment, you have to get back to us
with the below western union transfer information for the money you
sent to the mystery shopper:

1. Senders Name and Address

2. 10 Digit Money Transfer Control Number {M.T.C.N}

3. The amount transferred after deducting western union charges.

This project shouldn’t take you more than a couple of hours to
execute,we appreciate the  timely submission of your report,that is
the essence of the $300 deduction from the total funds.

We can also determine your efficiency and the commitment you show
towards working with us,this will be seriously considered when
reviewing your position to permanent worker in our company,where u can
earn larger amount of money.

Do get back to me with the detailed reports, including breakdown of
expenses, time spent on your activities and transfer information.

Looking forward to working with you on this project and remember to
pretend to be a client who wants to send money so they won’t detect
that you are a secret shopper.

Should you have any other questions or need more Instructions as to
your first assignment, send me an email for further details.

Kindly email me as soon as you get this message. I hope to hear from you today.

Kind Regards
Timothy Bruce.

From: Leena Shirlee
To: Timothy Bruce <shoppersguidetb@gmail.com>
Date: November 11, 2009
Subject: Re: CHEVY’S REPORT

Hi there, Bruce! I have completed the assignment you’ve given me. I hope you find my report satisfactory! I wore my Undercover Mother outfit as not to arouse fear in the staff or customers, due to my hideously disfigured body.Please let me know if there are any further details you need!

Cheers,
Leena

Aribba! Aribba!

Protect yourself: Edigitalstream.com is a fraud company that preys on foreigners. They are not programmers or designers,

They try to lure you with examples of sites they never did or sites that other companies had to complete when they realized they were conned.  Does this sound too good to be true?  That is because it is. Web developer scammers like edigitalstream.com employ many tactics in many different ways.

 The dirty truth is when you investigate by contacting their prior clients, you will find out the truth of the scam. Hopefully by this time you lost little and are able to switch Pakistani fraudsters with a legitimate company that will complete your project.

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This person does not pay his bills. He does not pay people who do work for him and he shall be publicly exposed for it.

A month ago, someone setup a VPS for him and gave him some initial code for a piece of software, he was charged $100 for the work but he never payed. After several attempts to get the money from him, this respectable consultant run out of patience and decided to get a lawyer involved. We will let you know what happens next in a few days!

Thank you for reading and if you know this person, beware! He can’t be trusted!

EMC Canada should choose their employees better.