Wal-Mart Operator:

How may I direct your call?

mtvernon:

Umm…electronics? I’m looking for a video game.

Wal-Mart Operator:

Hold please.

mtvernon:

Thank you.

Wal-Mart Staffer I:

How can I help you.

mtvernon:

I’m looking for a PlayStation 3 game — actually it’s sort of a bundle. Comes with a camera. Eye of Judgement?

Wal-Mart Staffer I to Wal-Mart Staffer II:

We got I Am Legend?

mtvernon:

No, no — Eye of Judgement. For the PS3. It comes with a video camera?

Wal-Mart Staffer I:

I Am Legend?

mtvernon:

Nooo…EYE-OF-JUDGEMENT.

Wal-Mart Staffer I:

Eye of Judgement.

mtvernon:

Right. I heard you had it on clearance?

Wal-Mart Staffer I:

Hold, alright?

mtvernon:

Sure thing.

Wal-Mart Operator:

How can I help you?

mtvernon:

I was looking for a video game?

Wal-Mart Operator:

Hold please.

mtvernon:

Thanks.

Wal-Mart Staffer I:

Somebody bought that already.

mtvernon:

Thanks for your help.