So I’m about as knowledgeable about women as a rat is about massages. Forgive me.
First thing I do that Monday is to look her up on Facebook. 259 more words
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Learning about schemes is one of the most confusing lessons I have ever learned. Every time I look at all the different schemes, I feel like Captain America as he tries to understand to the new world around him. 313 more words
In class we’re studying up on tropes and schemes. These are the things that really spice up the main course of any writing. I started thinking to myself, “hmm…how would writing be without any of these things?” Metaphors and similes are two writing techniques we learn early on to compare what we’re saying to other relatable things for emphasis. 486 more words