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Henry Cavill in Hellraiser (part 8)
Akeelers said she hasn’t seen a Hellraiser movie since the ’80’s, but I figured she’d want to see our fake boyfriend showing off his acting chops in this cinema masterpiece. I… more →
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Henry Cavill in Hellraiser (part 8)
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Aliers Hotshizski wrote 2 weeks ago: Akeelers said she hasn’t seen a Hellraiser movie since the ’80’s, but I figured sh … more →
Matt Bomer...
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Aliers Hotshizski wrote 1 month ago: is pretty as hale. I just watched the crappy-campy The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning for li … more →
Tip # 7: Don't fucking ask me where you can stroke your schlong.
dontfuckingstayhere wrote 1 month ago: If you are a lonely middle-aged man who is supposed to be in town spending time with your grown kids … more →
The Belgian French Teacher
haliga wrote 3 months ago: Last night, I went on a date with a belgian French teacher. We met at a wine bar for some bruschetta … more →
Wine by the Label
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Mike wrote 4 months ago: Buying wine can be a real challenge. You have to consider the meal, the occasion, the company, the p … more →
Lady Gaga Not Necessarily a Lady?
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TDub wrote 4 months ago: Anyone who knows me knows that I hate Lady Gaga. HATE. I guess I just don’t get it. She lik … more →
Tim and his friend's dog
Tony Cowards wrote 5 months ago: Dear Dr Toby, I had a dream last night,. I was put in charge of looking after a friend’s do … more →
THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE!?!
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nearlynormalized wrote 6 months ago: 25 years of age and in love, how sweet, but know this story has a wacky ending. When you can’ … more →
baby's arm holding an apple
jeff d. sheldrake wrote 8 months ago: dick One man’s gift is another man’s curse. I present my Top 5 reasons why having a larg … more →
Really????? Search keywords
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Colin wrote 8 months ago: I want to state that I appreciate readers no matter how they find this blog, and I hope that they th … more →
Penis Envy
jungleoftramps wrote 9 months ago: Here’s a great news story about an inspired young fellow who decided to paint a 60 foot cock o … more →
Wangs, Dongs and Schlongs
missmodest wrote 9 months ago: What is it with some guys who gotta have the biggest dick or think they’re the best if their p … more →
[Irrelevant] News of the Day
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lydiasee wrote 10 months ago: As I sit here at work putzing around lastFM I came across the page for Now you See Them, a local Ash … more →
My Boyfriend's Back!
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Akeelers Spielberg wrote 10 months ago: OMG! I almost fell out my chair this morning when I saw these new pics of my baby daddy, Ben Barnes, … more →
One-tooth Johnny will back me up...
walkerbd wrote 11 months ago: “[Under state Senate rules] if the cowboy charged with stealing a horse was charged with doing … more →
Penile Code
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Akeelers Spielberg wrote 11 months ago: I could only tolerate watching the first 20 minutes of Grey’s Anatomy last night because the s … more →
I am as Jewish as Jewish gets…I guess
jamonjem wrote 12 months ago: Yeah, I never considered myself as a real “Jew”, as I can’t really relate to the r … more →
Just A Little Snip
ljwwrites wrote 1 year ago: This is an excerpt from my work-in-progress, Near the Beginning. It’s a modern day version of … more →
Whip It Out.
kimlno wrote 1 year ago: Lord only knows how I get myself into these situations. A few years ago, I was seeing a guy who shar … more →
