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Turning into my Mother
Yesterday, after redirecting him away from the trashcan for the 50th time, I actually said to Squidgey, “Are you deaf? I said no.” Next thing you know, I’ll be telling him to “… more →
Books Unread, Jokes Untold-the pursuit of life
Turning into my Mother
booksunread wrote 19 hours ago: Yesterday, after redirecting him away from the trashcan for the 50th time, I actually said to Squidg … more →
I’m Baaaaccckkk
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booksunread wrote 3 weeks ago: So where have I been? Well, the week of Halloween, I had to go to London for work. The week leadin … more →
It was bound to happen sooner or later…
booksunread wrote 1 month ago: Yesterday I dug four kibbles of dog food out of Squidgey’s mouth. You can be sure he did not thank m … more →
Wee drunken frat guy
booksunread wrote 1 month ago: Within 10 minutes of arriving, simply through their grandparent mind control superpowers, my parents … more →
Milestone
booksunread wrote 2 months ago: When I went to make Squidgey’s 15 month appointment today, I actually had to go look up the pe … more →
Baby Steps
booksunread wrote 2 months ago: After weeks of stubborn disinterest, Squidgey is finally starting to take his first steps on his own … more →
One Cheerio at a Time
booksunread wrote 2 months ago: Since Squidge has been on solids, he’s been doing exceptionally well. He eats a pretty good range o … more →
Gah! Gah! Gah!
booksunread wrote 3 months ago: Squidgey is starting to cut his molars. And he is exploring this new phenomenon by GRINDING THEM TO … more →
Reading Rainbow
booksunread wrote 3 months ago: We’ve finally reached the books are for reading, not for chewing, stage. Like a mean mommy, I have … more →
I invented a new kind of yoga
booksunread wrote 4 months ago: I call it, “Flex, Flow, & Find Shit!” So I was supposed to go to Yoga this afternoon, but Squidg … more →
Bits and Pieces
booksunread wrote 4 months ago: So you know what really drives me irrationally bugshit crazy about having a kid? Missing parts of to … more →
Applause
booksunread wrote 4 months ago: Squidgey is starting to make the mental connection between words and things/actions. We are actuall … more →
It’s like he doesn’t know me at all
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booksunread wrote 5 months ago: So Miguel and I were discussing plans for our NOT AT ALL getting out of hand Squidgey birthday party … more →
Nope, Not Going Overboard-AT ALL!
booksunread wrote 5 months ago: So Squidgey’s one year birthday is quickly approaching. And originally, when people asked me what w … more →
Note to Self
booksunread wrote 5 months ago: Stop reading things that say what children *should* be doing at x age. Every child is different … more →
Good Goggly Moogly!
booksunread wrote 5 months ago: This week is kicking my ass! We were out of town last weekend and came home Sunday slightly hungover … more →
May, Schmay
booksunread wrote 6 months ago: In case you missed it-it’s now June! JUNE! Despite all the things I want to get down, it’s been a wh … more →
What the hell happened to April?
booksunread wrote 6 months ago: Seriously. And while we’re at it-it’s Memorial Day Weekend already? Granted, it’s early this year, b … more →
Separation Anxiety
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booksunread wrote 8 months ago: I am leaving Squidgey with Miguel for the next three days. My grandmother died and I have to go to … more →
