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I Missed You!

I missed you my darling.
Hoping against hope.
Sad heart,
Teary eyes,
Longing to see you.
Kept waiting.
But you didn’t come.

A single moment, 99 more words

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English as a second language

I get a lot of these emails where the person appears to be a US Citizen and claims that English is their first language.  The profile of this online dating site user even said he had a college degree. 129 more words

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I learned all I need by reading and working

I have a lot of admiration for self made men – not everyone gets the same educational opportunities in life.  But this online dating email just cracks me  up.   363 more words

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Kissing Classes? Really?

Strangely, every woman I showed this online dating email to was pretty grossed out, and a bit afraid. Not a single one found this remark to be enticing or exciting. 28 more words

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I'm guessing he is Nigerian

Again, the phonetic spelling in this online dating email I received cracks me up.

“KUEEN SHEBA – UR BEAUTY MAKES I SPIRIT DEW BAC FLIP WIT JOY – STAY SWEET LIKE HONEY – BIG UPS – MUCH LOVE”

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Good use of a pick up line

Actually thought this online dating email was a bit clever.

“Are you taking applications for a boyfriend? I have been single for too long and I think I lost my skills so I am trying my pick up lines to see if I still got it in me…. 62 more words

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We write as we speak

This online dating email came from a man in Kentucky.  He apparently spells phonetically.  He is indeed a god “fairing” man.

“Hey, how are you doing?sincerely you have a lovely profile and a cute pics up there, i am not prude but believe the same rules apply when introducing yourself on-line as apply in real world, i am not here to start any conversation with lurid or explicit sexual description, i am a God fairing man,and i would really love to get to know you more better, hope to hear from you.”

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