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I dream of Brazil

This online dating site email came from a young man who lives in Bom Retiro, Brazil.  I certainly want to “get closer to other”.

“hi pretty, how are you doing do you mind we get closer to other?” 11 more words

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Another grammar winner

I love the mistakes in this one.  It was written by a 27 year old man to a 47 year old woman.  Apparently with an Oedipus Complex. 30 more words

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I Missed You!

I missed you my darling.
Hoping against hope.
Sad heart,
Teary eyes,
Longing to see you.
Kept waiting.
But you didn’t come.

A single moment, 99 more words

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English as a second language

I get a lot of these emails where the person appears to be a US Citizen and claims that English is their first language.  The profile of this online dating site user even said he had a college degree. 129 more words

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I learned all I need by reading and working

I have a lot of admiration for self made men – not everyone gets the same educational opportunities in life.  But this online dating email just cracks me  up.   363 more words

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Kissing Classes? Really?

Strangely, every woman I showed this online dating email to was pretty grossed out, and a bit afraid. Not a single one found this remark to be enticing or exciting. 28 more words

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I'm guessing he is Nigerian

Again, the phonetic spelling in this online dating email I received cracks me up.

“KUEEN SHEBA – UR BEAUTY MAKES I SPIRIT DEW BAC FLIP WIT JOY – STAY SWEET LIKE HONEY – BIG UPS – MUCH LOVE”

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