Drove around with Mom & Dad all day today. Their aging is obvious. Since I have been gone the last 4 years my dad has progressed from mildly forgetful to ridiculously senile. I was entertaining them with a couple of different stories about my life in Arizona, a lot of which involved Guinness and whiskey. I had to explain to him 4 times what an Irish Car Bomb shot was, because he would forget within minutes. Every time I mentioned an Irish Car Bomb he would ask me, “What’s that?”

Then, a few moments later when Irish Car Bombs were mentioned again, he leaned forward between the seats  and asked my mother “B, has Squink explained to you what an Irish Car Bomb is yet??”

She laughed and replied, “Holy Shit, David! No, but I was present for the 4 different times she had to repeat it to you.”

He just said, “Oh.” And sat back into his seat.

A few minutes later, Dad was commenting on the objects littering the backseat of my mom’s car. He was ragging at her about how many different half-full water bottles there were on the floor.

Mom shot back, “Ya, well you have no idea how many empty beer cans I find stuffed under the seat after you drive the car.”

“At least I finished them.”

“Okay, well the other day a FULL one rolled out from underneath the seat and got stuck underneath the brake pedal!”

Dad replied, “I’ll bet that was thrilling.” Smiled, and took a pull on his beer.

I followed her as she wandered cluelessly back to her home, back to a bedroom filled with burgundy and golds and other rich tones that made it look primed for royalty. My Grandmother couldn’t remember who she was. Senile. A state of confusion. She was beautiful though, old but with long locks of golden blonde hair. I got the feeling he’d spent his life trying to help her remember- remember her life. Or her lives. I was there, unsure as to why she lived in this daze- but then he gave me a look of understanding and sat me down at an old vanity. It was white washed wood with light turquoise trim and sitting on top was an old fashioned hair brush and a music box that had “Margot” written across it in plain block letters. I tilted my head up into the mirror and like I was fast forwarding a movie I saw it all there. My face didn’t change but as all of my lives, all of her lives, all of his lives passed through my mind, the hair on my head changed in the mirror like I was changing wigs. I didn’t really see it all play out as much as I was hit with a sudden knowing of what had happened. Time was no factor in this world. A sudden understanding that yes, he had spent all his lives longing for her, taking care of her, and we were now in this in-between world and he was trying to help her remember it all so they could finally go off into eternity together. She could look in the mirror and remember, but she couldn’t hold onto it once she looked away. Not yet, anyway. Perhaps she wasn’t ready. I looked at her, beautiful and delicate, lying in her canopy bed, and then I nodded at him with understanding- and woke up.

Except that I was never really asleep. Or… I was, but I was in that in-between state, where you know you’re dreaming but you know darn well you aren’t creative enough to make this crap up even in your subconscious.

I had to write it down before I forgot.

I’ve been thinking of getting a tattoo to memorialize my Grandmother- you know how close we were. A few months ago I found this one on the internet with a Forget-Me-Not (her favorite flower) that says, “You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you… That’s where I’ll be waiting.”

Do you believe in the afterlife? Do you believe in reincarnation, in past lives? In soul mates? 

My borders are grey, but I do. I always did I suppose.

Mop and bucket to ailse 3

Obviously, the lady doesn’t know that she’s standing in a crowded supermarket in just her underwear.  There is only one thing worse than a wedgie when your melons are being bagged – and that is having to queue up behind a senile, half-dressed, old woman at the checkout counter.

The old man at the foot of the escalator gripped the moving handrail. He’d take a step, move his hand up and it would slide down with the backward movement of the black rubber. As his feet took a step up and forward, the metal stairs would move down and backward. He was remaining absolutely stationary while climbing the escalator the wrong direction.

People were craning their necks to watch him, muttering to each other speculations of whether he was confused or crazy. He had a look of determined concentration which lead me to believe his action  was intended. He was using the escalator as a Stair-Master. He was not confused or senile, but people might have been correct to speculate he was a bit crazy.

Just before getting on the train, I looked back to check on his progress. He was still in the same spot but an audience had formed a circle around him.

We have a cat and a dog. They are our kids and we have our duties. I can’t handle vomit and my husband can’t handle faeces, so I’m in charge of the kitty litter box. The dog usually poops in the woods, so there’s rarely a need to pick up after him.

I’m at home the most, so I’m also the official dogwalker. And it can be somewhat fascinating, if you’re twisted like me.  Today for example. I got up, put on my horrible but comfortable pants, army hoodie and granny shoes. I’m such a vision when I walk the dog, but I couldn’t care less.. So I took the dog out, we did our usual walk and he did his business. A little sniff here and there, a little wee here and there. A little squirrelchasing and a little more sniffing. The best part was saved for last the poo. There’s a little wooded area next to our house and so we went there. I can tell by my dogs sniffing and walking when he needs to go and so I stood still and tightened the leash a bit to narrow his place of business to minimum.

To my dog, choosing the perfect spot is absolutely necessary. A place that to my eyes would be perfect to perform my business is nowhere near perfect to my dog. He paces back and forth a little while sniffing around and if the place is not good for him he shoots out of the bush to the next one. Once he thinks he’s found the perfect spot he takes his position, gets ready, sniffs some more and notices that ‘hey! this ain’t the place!’ and so in his position he moves around more, before actually commencing to do what I’ve been waiting for him to do for the past 5 minutes. The most amusing spotfinding goes on when he tries to poo on a slope.

My cat then.. He’s a bit senile. He’s a senior and I’m sad to say the best years of his life are past him. He used to be really sharp. Clean and tidy and hygienic, but not anymore. Now he’s a bit crumpy and too tired to clean himself as much. And his bathroom habits… He has always used the edges of his box for weeing. A few weeks ago I cleaned the bathroom from the top to the bottom, including the kitty litter box. It as all nice and fresh and clean with brand new sand and a position. My cat was over the moon when he went to his private place. He positioned himself, right on the edge of the box.. So all the wee went straight out of the box onto the washing machine. Needless to say this has not been the first nor the last time. When the cat was done with weeing he looked really surprised when there was nothing to paw afterwards..

On wednesday we’re getting a new cat. Well not really a new cat and in some sense not really getting. My husbands colleague is placing his cat into our care for up to two years. His son is allergic, but the cat is a dear pet so he really doesn’t want to get rid of it. So while he’s building a house, we’re looking after the cat. This cat also is a young senior 8 years old and apparently really affectionate. I just hope our own two little monsters will accept him to our little society. The dog, being an underdog most likely won’t mind, but the cat. He’s used to being a king, so we’ll see… It took him months to accept the dog. But on wednesday we’ll see, and we’ll see if I need to continue the saga of pets bathroom behaviour

today was the bludgiest day of my fortnight timetable.  history, we did more work, egad!  commerce was spent down in at the computer lab, and victor introduced me to this evil overlord list (© This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached)

that put him into a laughing fit when he found it during the holidays.  click it!  click it!  click it!  it’s HILARIOUS!!! also, here’s the sequel, also copyright of peter anspach (i wrote that because he said attach the copyright notice, whatever, it’s attached).

in the library, at japanese, and this senior guy starts yelling at us because sydo’s computer is making beeping noises.  couple of minutes later he comes over and asks us civilly for a pair of scissors.  me: “isn’t that the guy who just yelled at us?”

i think we’re all getting deafer as we age, and me also going a bit senile. 

at the bus stop my friends were going a bit nutty and talking about jiggling/shaking bottoms and singing badly.  then one realised that the icons on her iphone menu jiggled (which started them off again) and then when another told her she realised it meant you could move them around.  and then somebody else accidentally slapped herself on the face too hard. 

i just got deprived of my weekly dose of glee.  harumph.  ah well, might as well do something productive then…

cloud, thanks for introducing me to the arrow of time.  now i can find another way to waste my time and bandwidth.  at least it’s fun, i guess.

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. 

An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.  The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. 

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk  they’d shared where Andy had carved ‘I love you, Sally’ way back in Kindergarten.

On their way back home , a bag of money fell out of  an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home.  There, she counted the money:   
fifty-thousand dollars!  

Andy said, ‘We’ve got to give it back.’  

Sally said, ‘Finders keepers.’  

She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood  
looking for the money and knocked on the door. 

‘Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag  that fell out of an armored car yesterday?’ 
  
Sally said, ‘No.’  

Andy said, ‘She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.’  

‘Am not.’

‘Are too.’

‘Am not.’

‘Are too.’

Sally patted her aging life partner on the back, winked and smiled at the officers and said, ‘Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile, silly old man.’ 

The agents exchanged looks. One mumbled something to the other about what a ridiculous idea it would be to consider these old fogeys as suspects, the other grumbled back yes, but we gotta follow up on everyone before we can rule anyone out. The first agent turned to Andy and began to question him. He said,  ’Well, just tell us the story from the beginning’  

Andy said, ‘Well, Sally and I were walking home from Kindergarten yesterday, when …’

The first FBI guy waved his hand to stop the old man. ’Sorry to bother you, folks. We’re outta here.’  

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HANNO DETTO – Samuele Bersani – “Il nostro è diventato un Paese di gente senza palle”. Fonte: City

By Katy

Friday night, I came out of a restaurant, and I noticed that my car was gone.  I scanned the street, hoping that I just had a senile moment and had forgotten where I parked my car.  Then, I noticed the sign.

“After 9 p.m., you will be towed!” It said.

I looked at my watch.  It was 9:27 p.m.  Aw, crap!  I didn’t even notice that sign when I parked the car.  Why was I so careless?  It’s not like I have a lot of money to burn right now.  Luckily, my fiance had driven his car to the restaurant before me, so he took me to the tow yard.  The lady behind the cage wasn’t too friendly.  I wasn’t angry, but maybe she’s seen a lot of angry people.  She asked for my driver’s license and then told me to go through a gated door to get my car.

“I’ll give you your driver’s license back after you get your car.”  Oooo K…It’s not like I’m going to drive through all of the gates!  So after getting my car down (the tow truck had just dropped it off), I went back to the super friendly lady behind the cage to face my financial fears.

“$207.50.”  What?!?!  Did I hear that correctly?  $207.50?!?!?!  Less than an hour at the pound, and it costs me $207.50 to get my car out?  Wow!!!!  I really did it this time.  Then, when I got back to my car, I noticed I had also gotten a $60 parking ticket!!!  How in the world can they double charge me like this?  $100 already goes to the City of Los Angeles for a “vehicle release fee.”  The $107.50 goes to the tow company.  No wonder they were so eager to tow me!  They’re making over $100 an hour.

Since the weekend is almost over, I am trying my best to look at the bright side.  Otherwise, I might as well slit my wrists and kill myself now.  I’m helping the local L.A. economy.  The city is broke, right?  I’ve now done my part (wayyyy beyond my part, in my opinion) to boost the city’s coffers.  Here’s $160 of my hard-earned money.  You are very welcome.  Now, please don’t come asking me for any more.

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(medicina),self, self (elettronica),self_1, self-acting,self_acting, self-control,self_control, self-government,self_government, self-made man,self_made_man, self-rating,self_rating, self-service,self_service, sèlla,sella, sellàio,sellaio, sellaite,sellaite, sellare,sellare, sellerìa,selleria, sellino,sellino, sèlsyn,selsyn, sélva,selva, selvaggina,selvaggina, selvàggio,selvaggio, selvatichézza,selvatichezza, selvàtico,selvatico, selvicoltura,selvicoltura, selvóso,selvoso, sèlz o sèltz,selz_o_seltz, sèma,sema, semacco,semacco, semafòrico,semaforico, semaforista,semaforista, semàforo,semaforo, se mai,se_mai, semantèma,semantema, semàntica,semantica, semàntico,semantico, semantizzare,semantizzare, semasiologìa,semasiologia, semasiòlogo,semasiologo, semata,semata, sembiante,sembiante, sembianza,sembianza, sembrare,sembrare, séme,seme, semeio-,semeio_, semeiòtica,semeiotica, semeiòtico,semeiotico, sèmel,semel, semel heres semper heres,semel_heres_semper_heres, semel in anno licet insanire,semel_in_anno_licet_insanire, seménta,sementa, sementare,sementare, seménte,semente, semènza,semenza, semenzàio,semenzaio, semenzale,semenzale, semenzièro,semenziero, Semeostomèe,semeostomee, séme santo,seme_santo, semestrale,semestrale, semestralità,semestralita, semèstre,semestre, semi-,semi_, semia,_semia, semiacèrbo,semiacerbo, semiapèrto,semiaperto, semiapertura,semiapertura, semiariani,semiariani, semiarticolazióne,semiarticolazione, semiasse,semiasse, semiautomàtico,semiautomatico, semibàrbaro,semibarbaro, semibiscròma,semibiscroma, semibrado,semibrado, semibrève,semibreve, semicabinato,semicabinato, semicadènza,semicadenza, semicapro,semicapro, semicarbazide,semicarbazide, semicarbazóne,semicarbazone, semicérchio,semicerchio, semichiuso,semichiuso, semicingolato,semicingolato, semicircolare,semicircolare, semicìrcolo,semicircolo, semicirconferènza,semicirconferenza, semicoerente,semicoerente, semicoke,semicoke, semiconduttóre,semiconduttore, semiconsèrva,semiconserva, semiconsonante,semiconsonante, semiconsonàntico,semiconsonantico, semicontinuità,semicontinuita, semicontìnuo,semicontinuo, semiconvergènte,semiconvergente, semiconvittóre,semiconvittore, semicòro,semicoro, semicorsivo,semicorsivo, semicròma,semicroma, semicùbico,semicubico, semicùpio,semicupio, semideponènte,semideponente, semidìo,semidio, semidispersióne,semidispersione, semidistrutto,semidistrutto, semidòtto,semidotto, semidùplex,semiduplex, semifinale,semifinale, semifinalista,semifinalista, semifréddo,semifreddo, semifusinite,semifusinite, semigòtico,semigotico, semigrasso,semigrasso, semigratùito,semigratuito, semigruppo,semigruppo, semihermitiana,semihermitiana, semiìnfero,semiinfero, semilavorato,semilavorato, semilìbero,semilibero, semilìquido,semiliquido, sémillon,semillon, semilunare,semilunare, semimembranóso,semimembranoso, semimeridiano,semimeridiano, semimetallo,semimetallo, semimìnima,semiminima, sémina,semina, seminagióne,seminagione, seminale,seminale, seminare,seminare, seminarile,seminarile, seminàrio,seminario, seminarista,seminarista, seminata,seminata, seminativo,seminativo, seminato,seminato, seminatóre,seminatore, seminatorismo,seminatorismo, seminatrice,seminatrice, seminfermità,seminfermita, seminférmo,seminfermo, seminìfero,seminifero, seminìo,seminio, seminòma,seminoma, seminòmade,seminomade, seminterrato,seminterrato, seminudo,seminudo, seminùria,seminuria, semio-,semio_, semiòbolo,semiobolo, semiocclusivo,semiocclusivo, semiografìa,semiografia, semiologìa,semiologia, semiològico,semiologico, semiòlogo o semeiòlogo,semiologo_o_semeiologo, semióncia,semioncia, semionciale,semionciale, Semionotifórmi,semionotiformi, semioscurità,semioscurita, semioscuro,semioscuro, semiòsi,semiosi, semiòtica,semiotica, semiòtico,semiotico, semipartito,semipartito, semipelagianésimo o semipelagianismo,semipelagianesimo_o_semipelagianismo, semipelagiano,semipelagiano, semiperìmetro,semiperimetro, semiperìodo,semiperiodo, semipermeàbile,semipermeabile, semipettinato,semipettinato, semipiano,semipiano, semipièno,semipieno, semipiuma,semipiuma, semiplantìgrado,semiplantigrado, semipolare,semipolare, semiprofessionista,semiprofessionista, semiquinària,semiquinaria, semireptante,semireptante, semirètta,semiretta, semirìgido,semirigido, semirimòrchio,semirimorchio, semisécco,semisecco, semisecolare,semisecolare, semiselvàggio,semiselvaggio, semisèrio,semiserio, semisettenària,semisettenaria, semisfèra,semisfera, semisfèrico,semisferico, semisimmètrico,semisimmetrico, semisómma,semisomma, semispàzio,semispazio, semispècie,semispecie, semispénto,semispento, semisse,semisse, semita,semita, sèmita,semita_1, semitappa,semitappa, semitendinóso,semitendinoso, semiternària,semiternaria, semìtico,semitico, semitipsismo,semitipsismo, semitista,semitista, semitònico,semitonico, semitòno,semitono, semitrasparènte,semitrasparente, semitroncato,semitroncato, semiufficiale,semiufficiale, semivivo,semivivo, semivocale,semivocale, semivocàlico,semivocalico, semivoltinismo,semivoltinismo, semivoltino,semivoltino, semolata,semolata, semolato,semolato, semolino,semolino, semolóso,semoloso, semovènte,semovente, semovènza,semovenza, Sempervivum,sempervivum, sempitèrno,sempiterno, sémplice,semplice, sempliciàrio,sempliciario, semplicióne,semplicione, semplicionerìa,semplicioneria, sempliciòtto,sempliciotto, semplicismo,semplicismo, semplicista,semplicista1 semplicista2, semplicìstico,semplicistico, semplicità,semplicita, semplificare,semplificare, semplificazióne,semplificazione, sèmpre,sempreyy, sèmpre cìnque,sempre_cinque, semprevérde,sempreverde, semprevivo,semprevivo, semuncia,semuncia, sen (moneta),sen, sen (trigonometria),sen_1, sèna (botanica e altro),sena1, sèna (giochi),sena2, senale,senale, senalétto,senaletto, senamplitùdine,senamplitudine, senapato,senapato, sènape,senape, senapismo,senapismo, senàrio,senario, senarmontite,senarmontite, senato,senato, senatoconsulto,senatoconsulto, senatóre,senatore, senatoriale,senatoriale, senatòrio,senatorio, sène,sene, Senecio,senecio, senegalése,senegalese, senescènte,senescente, senescènza,senescenza, senése,senese, senhal,senhal, senile,senile, senilismo,senilismo, senilità,senilita, sènior,senior, seniòre,seniore, sennin,sennin, sénno,senno, se no,se_no, seno,seno1, séno (analisi matematica, ottica, trigonometria),seno2, senologìa,senologia, se non che,se_non_che, Senoniano,senoniano, Senopalliati,senopalliati, senopìa,senopia, sensale,sensale, sensatézza,sensatezza, sensato,sensato, sensazionale,sensazionale, sensazionalismo,sensazionalismo, sensazióne,sensazione, senserìa,senseria, sensìbile,sensibile, sensibilità,sensibilita, sensibilizzare,sensibilizzare, sensibilizzatóre,sensibilizzatore, sensibilizzazióne,sensibilizzazione, sensillo,sensillo, sensismo,sensismo, sensista,sensista, sensìstico,sensistico, sensitiva,sensitiva, sensitività,sensitivita, sensitivo,sensitivo, sensitometrìa,sensitometria, sensitòmetro,sensitometro, sènso,senso, sensóre,sensore, sensoriale,sensoriale, sensòrio (aggettivo),sensorio1, sensòrio (sostantivo),sensorio2, sensuale,sensuale, sensualismo,sensualismo, sensualità,sensualita, sensuóso,sensuoso, sentènza,sentenza, sentenziale,sentenziale, sentenziare,sentenziare, sentenziosità,sentenziosita, sentenzióso,sentenzioso, sentièro,sentiero, sentimentale,sentimentale, sentimentalismo,sentimentalismo, sentimentalista,sentimentalista, sentimentalità,sentimentalita, sentiménto,sentimento, sentina,sentina, sentinèlla,sentinella, sentire,sentire, sentita,sentita, sentito,sentito, sentóre,sentore, senussismo,senussismo, senussita,senussita, senusso,senusso, sènza,senzayy, senzacasa,senzacasa, sènza spése,senza_spese, senzatétto,senzatetto, senziènte,senziente, s.e.o.,s_e_o_, sèpalo,sepalo, sepalòide,sepaloide, separàbile,separabile, separare,separare, separatismo,separatismo, separatista,separatista, separato,separato, separatóre,separatore, separazióne,separazione, séparé,separe, sepiménto,sepimento, Sepioidèi,sepioidei, Sepiola,sepiola, sepiolite,sepiolite, sepolcrale,sepolcrale, sepolcréto,sepolcreto, sepólcro,sepolcro, sepólto,sepolto, sepoltura,sepoltura, sepoy,sepoy, seppellire,seppellire, séppia,seppia, seppiare,seppiare, seppiétta,seppietta, seppure,seppure, sèpsi,sepsi, Septoria,septoria, septoriòsi,septoriosi, sequèla,sequela, sequènza,sequenza, sequenziale,sequenziale, sequestrante,sequestrante, sequestrare,sequestrare, sequestratàrio,sequestratario, sequestrazióne,sequestrazione, sequèstro,sequestro, Sequoia,sequoia, séra,sera, seraccata,seraccata, seracco,seracco, seràfico,serafico, serafino,serafino, serale,serale, ser\f4~a\f0~nim,seranim, serapèo,serapeo, Serapias,serapias, serata,serata, serbare,serbare, serbatóio,serbatoio, sèrbo,serbo1 serbo2, serbo-croato,serbo_croato, serd\f4~a\f0~b,serdab, sère,sere, serème,sereme, serenare,serenare, serenata,serenata, serendipità,serendipita, serenèlla,serenella, serenìssimo,serenissimo, serenità,serenita, seréno,sereno, serge,serge, sergentina,sergentina, sergozzóne,sergozzone, seri-,seri_, serial,serial, seriale,seriale, serial killer,serial_killer, seriare,seriare, Seriati,seriati, seriazióne,seriazione, serìceo,sericeo, sericite,sericite, sèrico,serico, sericolite,sericolite, serìcolo,sericolo, sericoltóre o sericultóre,sericoltore_o_sericultore, sericoltura o sericultura,sericoltura_o_sericultura, sèrie,serie, serièma,seriema, serietà,serieta, seriétta,serietta, serigrafìa,serigrafia, serigràfico,serigrafico, serina,serina, sèrio,serio, seriografìa,seriografia, serìola,seriola, serióre,seriore, serióso,serioso, serìr,serir, serizzo,serizzo, serliana,serliana, sermonare,sermonare, sermóne,sermone, seròtino,serotino, serotonina,serotonina, serow,serow, sèrpa,serpa, serpàio,serpaio, serparo,serparo, sèrpe,serpe1 serpe2, serpeggiaménto,serpeggiamento, serpeggiare,serpeggiare, serpéggio,serpeggio, serpentària,serpentaria, serpentàrio (zoologia),serpentario1, serpentàrio (sostantivo),serpentario2, serpènte,serpente, serpentèllo,serpentello, serpènte vegetale,serpente_vegetale, Serpènti,serpenti, serpentifórme,serpentiforme, serpentina (sostantivo),serpentina1, serpentina (geologia),serpentina2, serpentinizzazióne,serpentinizzazione, serpentino (aggettivo),serpentino1, serpentino (geologia),serpentino2, serpentinoscisto,serpentinoscisto, serpentóne,serpentone, sèrpere,serpere, serpillo,serpillo, Serpollet, Léon,serpollet_leon, Serpuhovian,serpuhovian, Serpula,serpula, Serpùlidi,serpulidi, sérqua,serqua, sèrra (agricoltura, fisica e altro),serra1, sèrra (geomorfologia),serra2, serrabòzze,serrabozze, serradèlla,serradella, serrafila,serrafila, serrafilo,serrafilo, serràggio,serraggio, serragiunto,serragiunto, serràglia,serraglia, serràglio,serraglio1 serraglio2, serramànico,serramanico, serraménto,serramento, serranda,serranda, Serrànidi,serranidi, serranilla,serranilla, Serrano y Dominguez, Francisco, duca della Tórre,serrano_y_dominguez_francisco_duca_della_torre, serrapennóne,serrapennone, serrare,serrare, Serrasalmo,serrasalmo, sèrra sèrra,serra_serra, serrata,serrata, serrate,serrate, Serrati, Giacinto Menòtti,serrati_giacinto_menotti, Serratia,serratia, serrato (aggettivo),serrato1, serrato (numismatica),serrato2, serràtola,serratola, Serratula,serratula, serratura,serratura, Serravalliano,serravalliano, serrétta,serretta, sertão,sertao, sèrto,serto, sèrva,serva, servàggio,servaggio, servàl,serval, servare,servare, servènte,servente, serventése,serventese, server,server, servétta,servetta, servìgio,servigio, servile,servile, servilismo,servilismo, servilità,servilita, servire,servire, servita,servita, servito,servito, servitorame,servitorame, servitóre,servitore, servitorésco,servitoresco, servitù,servitu, serviziale,serviziale, serviziévole,servizievole, servìzio,servizio1, servìzio (sport),servizio2, servo-,servo_, sèrvo,servo, servoalétta,servoaletta, servoamplificatóre,servoamplificatore, servoapparecchiatura,servoapparecchiatura, servocomando,servocomando, servocontròllo,servocontrollo, servofrenatura,servofrenatura, servofréno,servofreno, servoguida,servoguida, servomeccànica,servomeccanica, servomeccanismo,servomeccanismo, servomotóre,servomotore, servoregolatóre,servoregolatore, servoregolazióne,servoregolazione, servosistèma,servosistema, servosostègno,servosostegno, servostèrzo,servosterzo, servovàlvola,servovalvola, servus servorum Dei,servus_servorum_dei, sèsamo,sesamo, sesamòide,sesamoide, sèse,sese, Seseli,seseli, Sesìidi,sesiidi, sesino,sesino, Sesleria,sesleria, sesqui-,sesqui_, sesquiàltera,sesquialtera, sesquipedale,sesquipedale, sesquiplano,sesquiplano, sesquiterpène,sesquiterpene, sesquiterpenòide,sesquiterpenoide, sèssa,sessa, sessagenàrio,sessagenario, sessagèsima,sessagesima, sessagesimale,sessagesimale, sessagèsimo,sessagesimo, sessanta,sessanta, sessantenàrio,sessantenario, sessantènne,sessantenne, sessantènnio,sessantennio, sessantèsimo,sessantesimo, sessantina,sessantina, sessantottésco,sessantottesco, sessantòtto,sessantotto, sessennale,sessennale, sessènnio,sessennio, sèssile,sessile, sessióne,sessione, sessismo,sessismo, sessitura,sessitura, sèsso,sesso, sessuale,sessuale, sessualità,sessualita, sessuato,sessuato, sessuofobìa,sessuofobia, sessuologìa,sessuologia, sessuològico,sessuologico, sessuòlogo,sessuologo, sessùparo,sessuparo, sèsta (musica e cronologia),sesta1, sèsta (sostantivo),sesta2, sestante,sestante, sestèrno,sesterno, sesterterpène,sesterterpene, sesterterpenòide,sesterterpenoide, sestèrzio,sesterzio, sestétto,sestetto, sèstica,sestica, sestière,sestiere, sestile,sestile, sestina,sestina, sestino,sestino, Sestino,sestino_1, sèsto (aggettivo numerale e sostantivo),sesto1, sèsto (sostantivo),sesto2, sestodècimo,sestodecimo, sestogradista,sestogradista, sestùltimo,sestultimo, sestuplicare,sestuplicare, sestùplice,sestuplice, sèstuplo,sestuplo, set (sostantivo),set, se\f3~t\f0~ (aggettivo),set_1, séta,seta, setacciare,setacciare, setàccio,setaccio, setàceo,setaceo, setaiòla,setaiola, setaiòlo o setaiuòlo,setaiolo_o_setaiuolo, setale,setale, Setaria,setaria, set-aside,set_aside, set-ball,set_ball, séte,sete, seterìa,seteria, setifìcio,setificio, setino,setino, sétola,setola1 setola2, setolare,setolare, setolino,setolino, setolóso,setoloso, sètta,setta, settanta,settanta, settantenàrio,settantenario, settantènne,settantenne, settantènnio,settantennio, settantèsimo,settantesimo, settantina,settantina, settàrio,settario, settarismo,settarismo, settato,settato, sètte,sette, settebèllo o sètte bèllo,settebello_o_sette_bello, settecentésco,settecentesco, settecentèsimo,settecentesimo, settecentista,settecentista, settecentìstico,settecentistico, settecènto,settecento, settecolóri,settecolori, sètte e mèzzo,sette_e_mezzo, settèmbre,settembre, Settèmbre Néro,settembre_nero, settembrina,settembrina, Settembrini, Luigi,settembrini_luigi, settembrino,settembrino, settèmplice,settemplice, settèmviro,settemviro, settenàrio,settenario, settennale,settennale, settènne,settenne, settènnio,settennio, settentrionale,settentrionale, settentrionalismo,settentrionalismo, settentrióne,settentrione, sètte-ottavi,sette_ottavi, setter,setter, Settibrànchi,settibranchi, setticemìa,setticemia, setticida,setticida, setticlàvio,setticlavio, sèttico,settico, setticopiemìa,setticopiemia, sèttile,settile, settimana,settimana, settimanale,settimanale, settimino,settimino, sèttimo,settimo, sètto (sostantivo),setto1, sètto (aggettivo),setto2, set top box,set_top_box, settóre (sostantivo),settore1, settóre (geometria, urbanistica e altro),settore2, settoriale,settoriale, settorialismo,settorialismo, settorista,settorista, settrice,settrice, settuagenàrio,settuagenario, settuagèsima,settuagesima, settuplicare,settuplicare, sèttuplo,settuplo, severità,severita, sevèro,severo, sevìzia,sevizia, seviziare,seviziare, seviziatóre,seviziatore, sévo,sevo, Sèvres,sevres, sex appeal,sex_appeal, sex symbol,sex_symbol, sexy,sexy, Seymouria,seymouria, sezionaménto,sezionamento, sezionare,sezionare, sezionatóre,sezionatore, sezióne,sezione, sezzàio,sezzaio, sézzo,sezzo, sfaccendare,sfaccendare, sfaccendato,sfaccendato, sfaccettare,sfaccettare, sfaccettatura,sfaccettatura, sfacchinare,sfacchinare, sfacchinata,sfacchinata, sfacciatàggine,sfacciataggine, sfacciato,sfacciato, sfacciatura,sfacciatura, sfacèlo,sfacelo, Sfactèria,sfacteria, sfagiolare,sfagiolare, sfagliare,sfagliare, sfàglio,sfaglio, Sfagnàcee,sfagnacee, sfagno,sfagno, sfàlcio,sfalcio, sfalda,sfalda, sfaldare,sfaldare, sfaldatura,sfaldatura, sfaldellare,sfaldellare, sfalerite,sfalerite, sfalsare,sfalsare, sfamare,sfamare, sfangaménto,sfangamento, sfangare,sfangare, sfangatóre,sfangatore, sfare,sfare, sfarfallaménto,sfarfallamento, sfarfallare,sfarfallare, sfarfallìo,sfarfallio, sfarfallóne,sfarfallone, sfarinare,sfarinare, sfarinato,sfarinato, sfarzo,sfarzo, 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sillogìstica,sillogistica, sillogìstico,sillogistico, sillogizzare,sillogizzare, silo-,silo_, silo,silo, silossano,silossano, silt,silt, siltite,siltite, silumìn,silumin, silurante,silurante, silurare,silurare, Siluriano,siluriano, Silùridi,siluridi, silurifìcio,silurificio, silurifórme,siluriforme, Silurifórmi,siluriformi, silurista,silurista, siluro (zoologia),siluro1, siluro (militaria),siluro2, siluròtto,silurotto, silusìnt,silusint, Silvànidi,silvanidi, silvanite,silvanite, silvano,silvano, silverplate,silverplate, silver standard,silver_standard, silvèstre,silvestre, silvestrino,silvestrino, sìlvia (botanica),silvia1, sìlvia (zoologia),silvia2, silvicapra,silvicapra, silvìcolo,silvicolo, silvicoltóre,silvicoltore, silvicoltura,silvicoltura, sìlvide,silvide, Silvìidi,silviidi, sìlvio,silvio, silvite,silvite, silzin,silzin, sima (architettura greca),sima1, sima (geologia),sima2, simanal,simanal, Simaruba,simaruba, Simarubàcee,simarubacee, simàtico,simatico, simbiónte,simbionte, simbiòsi,simbiosi, simbiòtico,simbiotico, simboleggiare,simboleggiare, simbòlica,simbolica, simbòlico,simbolico, simbolismo,simbolismo, simbolista,simbolista, simbolìstico,simbolistico, simbolizzare,simbolizzare, sìmbolo,simbolo, simbologìa,simbologia, Simbrànchidi,simbranchidi, Simbranchifórmi,simbranchiformi, simènia,simenia, Simias,simias,

“Hmmm, whaddya think of that?”

“No, too blue”

“Okay, how about now?”

“That could work I suppose”

Random conversation right? Exactly what I thought when I realized I was having yet another conversation with myself. It happens a lot when I’m working, designing, texting, chatting and answering emails. I talk to myself the whole time! More so when other human beings are absent from the area, but even when they are around I find myself communicating with Ben Patton the second.

As the great Mark Twain once said, “The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.”

Sometimes we are the only ones who know how to tell ourselves when enough is enough. Sometimes we are the best self-communicators when we need a kick in the pants, or a word of encouragement or even a knock-knock joke. We know what we like to hear, and how we liked to be talked to, so who better to say all those things to you – than you.

Odd as it may seem, it’s actually not that odd.

Most people think of it as being senile, or bipolar, or some other horrible diagnosis. Sometimes that may be the case, but I think it’s just a little matter of me sending myself a “mental text”; Ben the second keeping Ben the first on earth; focused, concentrated and aware. Don’t freak out if you find yourself talking to yourself – listen in and see what you have to say.

You might just have some of the greatest advice you could give yourself!

Thanks for reading,

Benjamin (The first and second)

Weird day for me.

Woke up after 10 hrs. of sleep, which is rare because I’m an insomniac. For example, last week I went five nights in a row where I didn’t sleep. Now can that be you say? Well, during day I’m really tired and have micro sleeps or impromptu naps.  Anyhow, back to today…

-I actually woke up with an organized writing plan/outline and managed to finish 2 articles for my examiner.com page. I was quite excited since I haven’t been so consistent with it, still have to write a lot more to gain a following.

-Yesterday played “Rockband” with some friends, realized that my “minor tremens” (small uncontrollable tremors of the fingers & some carpal tunnel strain) was physically incapacitating me from playing “Rockband” beyond a medium level…the shame.

-The dog upstairs barks incessantly & I was told that it was going senile in its’ old age (feel sad for it, but that doesn’t take away the headache)

-Having a brother, who is a dentist, is awesome when you visit (never need to buy toothpaste again! I got 15 tubes tonight!)

-My dad and I had an hour long “loud” discussion when I visited the parents, and surprisingly we came out it hugs!!

-I was supposed to go see some bands play at the Horseshoe tonight, but I got out late, got hungry, got lost, couldn’t find parking, and realized I was way too late (ie. I am the perfect example of someone who NEEDS GPS!!!) My friends make fun of my wrong turns…they kinda chuckle when I offer to give rides home and someone accepts…meh!

-P.S. I’m sorry “Sun Satellite” for missing the show…please send the video clips though, I can include them in an article.

-Listening to Goth-rock/metal actually sounds cool at night in your car (My new Lacuna Coil album)

-Did a mega-sized load of laundry (it’s always a successful day when I do laundry!)

-Gonna go on Twitter for a bit before I sleep because I promised to follow a lot of people when I got back (I tweeted it of course!)

Ciao!!

Notice that it says “Attempt” up there?  That’s because I had to restart 3 times.  I promise I’ll try again later, but here goes what I’ve logged from this attempt.

Just a quick disclaimer, this includes crotch humor and general immaturity, so it’s below the break.  Have fun.

9:30-10:00 PM, Sunday
Pokemon Yellow used to be one of my favorite video games of all time.  When I was little.  Of course, that doesn’t mean I want to play it all at once, does it? Of course not. But I’m doing it anyways.  One of those “sacrificing for art” things that rock stars do, except that I’m not a rock star and this isn’t art.

So, getting ready, I get to name my main character.  I went with “Zachary” because that’s my name (duh).  Except I did it in all caps, because apparently every name in this game is in all caps.  I am told this very promptly, when PROF. OAK all-capitalizes his name and POKeMON in one really short paragraph.  Strangely, the “e” in “POKeMON” is not a capital letter.  It also has an accent that I don’t know how to use, so deal with it.

My rival was a bit tougher.  He’s now “PEENERZ,” because that particular gutter-brand of humor always makes me laugh.  Also, PROF. OAK is apparently his grandfather and also has severe Altzheimer’s, because he lives next door to the boy and can’t even remember his name.

Pictured: Senility.

The game opens to me playing a SNES.  Really?  This game is that old?  Also, I get a potion from my computer because computers can store more items than Dora’s reduntantly-named Backpack.  Also, this is about the only thing I remember in this whole game.

I go outside and walk into the grass.  This is apparently ridiculously dangerous, you guys, because low-level rats and pigeons lurk around these parts.  Oh, and the one and only Pikachu that exists in the entire game and is also completely out of its habitat.

So I try and take PROF. OAK’s only POKeMON, which arouses PEENERZ who steals it from me.  I get that Pikachu instead, and am promptly warned that it is “not tamed.”  But I don’t give it a nickname because I don’t feel like going through the whole naming thing right now.  Then, because he isn’t a jerk enough already, he challenges me to a battle (which he promptly loses).

My Pikachu jumps out of its Poke Ball and starts following me around instead, breaking all the rules in this game in the first 30 minutes.  Also, upon leaving town, everything turns from blue-green to green, because apparently different locations are different colors when you’re on meth and think animals have magical powers.

The highlight of this half-hour is when PROF. OAK exclaims “PEENERZ, I’ll give you one later.” making me completely wish I’d gone with “BONERZ” instead.

The team so far:
Pikachu – Level 6

10:00-11:00 PM, Sunday
Some old dude who “hasn’t had his coffee yet” (read: totally wasted) is keeping me from going into the dangerous forest.  Not sure if he’s being nice or what.  I go home and get a POKeDEX, an encyclopedia of Pokemon that collects all kinds of gossip on the Pokemon I catch.  I’m not really concerned with this; the main goal of the game is to totally fill the Pokedex, but I don’t have anyone to trade with and you can’t do it without trading Pokemon with other games.  Instead, my goal is to defeat the Elite Four and catch Mewtwo.  So that’s mostly what I will be talking about from now on, since we’ve got the basics out of the way.

That and how I’m feeling.  Excuse me, but right now I really have to tinkle, and I don’t think this bodes well for the project.  Still, I’m pretty excited, because I’m totally going to make this work somehow.

Anyways, the old dude is better now and, to apologize for being rude, makes me sit through an hour-long scene of him not catching a Rattata.  Well, not really an hour but it felt like that.  I also caught a Nidoran, the female kind, because it’ll evolve into some of the most hardcore crap ever.  I also used to call these “NidoranQ” when I was little, and the boys were “NidoranY.”

By the way, when I was little my sister and I had what was widely acknowledged in our school bus as the most badass Pikachu ever.  I am not lying.  15 minutes of fame right there.

I spent a looooooot of this hour leveling up to where I might actually be able to take on PEENERZ again.  I apparently spent too much time, because he was entirely too easy.  I did make it halfway through Viridian Forest, too, so progress happened.  Oh, and I concluded that I hate bug Pokemon.  I mean, they’re HUGE.

Japan's idea of normal forest bugs. Remind me to never go into a Japanese forest.

The best part of this hour was when the game yelled “PEENERZ sent out SPEAROW!”  Those two words will forever make me snicker when they get put together like that.

The team so far:
Pikachu – Level 10
NidoranQ – Level 11

11:00-12:00 PM/AM, Sunday/Monday
This forest sucks.  What sucks worse is that once I get out of here, I have to fight Brock, the rock-Pokemon Gym Leader.

Could someone please explain why in the world they throw you against a boss who your Pokemon’s attacks can’t hit FIRST THING in the game?  I mean, that’s just irresponsible.

Also, my game froze right here and I had to start over and run through to where I was as fast as possible, but keep names and such the same.  UGH.  So if levels or something aren’t right anymore then I’m sorry.  Also, I ended up with a male Nidoran instead of a female one, but the change is insignificant when you aren’t that far yet.

Anyways, the excitement has totally worn off, my fingertips feel like they’ve worn down, and I still have to pee.  Plus, I basically lost an entire hour to get exactly where I was before.

Lame.

The team:
Pikachu – Level 8
NidoranY – Level 10

12:00-12:30 AM, Monday
Now I’m back in the forest.  Not cool.  I’m also definitely going to the bathroom this hour, and I get to convince the dog to go to bed.  But I’m also not going to stop.  This should be fun.

Going to the bathroom was difficult, more than you’d think.  When my copy of Yellow glitched up and made me restart, I decided to play it on the computer instead on a website (assuming, of course, that the game is copyleft by now).  This led to an Asher Roth-photoshoot type situation.

Apparently, using the toilet involves total nudity if you're a white rapper. Huh.

(Actually, that’s a lie.  I kind of bent the rules here because I had a nosebleed and had to run to the bathroom anyways.  It was also my sixth nosebleed today.  Accutane does this to my already nosebleed-prone self.)

And tricking my dog into going to bed was very, very easy.  See, she goes to bed whenever the last person in the house does.  That would be me tonight, but I wanted to put her up earlier.  When I went to the bathroom, she thought I was going to bed, and the only thing I had to do was get her into my parents bedroom and hope she doesn’t hear the TV still going.

UGH UGH UGH.

I made it to the end of the forest and the computer version of the game died.  UGH.

I officially withdraw from the world of Pokemon for now.  I’m going to find a new, real-life copy (well, new to me) and make a second attempt ASAP.

Sorry!

Remembering stuff just isn’t my strong suit! Yesterday as I was flying to Arlanda I put the book I was reading in the pcoket in front of me (you know where the magazines and crashing for dummies are) knowing full well that there’s a good chance I’d forget it. About an hour after landing I realize that is exactly what I did and by then the plane has just left again and so I decided to buy another book. After paying for it, and telling the cashier lady about how forgetful I am I leave the book at the store! By the time I figure this out I only have about 2 minutes left before my train leaves and there’s nothing I can do about. Again.

I would really like to meet the person who’s more or at least as forgetfull as I am without actually being diagnosed as senile or such.

None the less, there’s a silver lining to each cloud and because I had no books to read, I ended up focusing on both my own and the Bears and mine upcoming projects. Always a good thing.

Travelling mishaps aside, the travelling went relativly quick and now I’m at the much dreaded summer house. At least, it was the dreaded summer house until this year. I’ve actually looked forward to it this time around and so far it’s been nothing but pleasant.

Typical of my parents the activities begin as soon as I arrive and as soon as we left the stuff in the house I was whisked off to their favorite mushroom spot. Never been much to care about these kindof things but lately I found myself actually being curious over different the things and people around me so I learnt some stuff *shocker*. My memory, of course, hasn’t miraculously improved since my trip a few hours earlier so I don’t remember what’s edible and what’s not but atleast it was interesting to find out about the different mushrooms that exist in our land. More interesting was testing them one by one, fried with butter, salt and peppar, and rating them, which is what we did with the ones we had plucked. (Anything that involves eating is always a thumbs up for me!) Since I’ve never given mushrooms much thought I never though they’d have such different tastes. Something new learnt.

We drank wine and had an alltogether very pleasant time together. Before going to bed me and my mother talked through about my project and I got to clear my head a little with what it is that I want to achieve. I have her support, which is huge as she’s usually atleast a little dubious about everything I do.

I keep saying pleasant… but that’s exactly what it is here. Pleasant. I know people often use it as diplomatic word to say nice and boring, but I rather really mean it in it’s most positive aspect. It’s nice… and relaxing.

I mean, we pluck our sallad right of our backyard, same thing with the different kinds of berries that my parents like to use for everything, knitting, learning to drive (I wasn’t half bad!), having a morning “run”, having guests and talking about travelling (hey darling, we now have a contact in Ecuador if we’re ever going backpacking around South America as I’d like), and just generally talking about everything between heaven and earth.

It’s all good.

Vacation!

Sweet kisses to all.

Tout d’abord je suis conscient que ce moment de l’année n’est pas particulièrement pertinent pour faire référence à bon vieux Cupidon. J’ai jadis évité de dénigrer la fantastique fête qu’est la St-Valentin, sachant très bien que j’aurais été victime de représailles de la part de ma tendre moitié, mais rien ne m’empêche de dénigrer la mascotte de l’amour qu’est Cupidon. C’est lors d’une intense discussion philosophique avec de bons amis que j’ai été illuminé et que j’ai été frappé par cette triste réalité: l’archer de la conjugalité est complètement sénile.

Attaque sournoise

Figure emblématique de l’amour depuis bien longtemps déjà, illustré par certains comme un bambin potelé et par d’autres comme un Grec efféminé, les flèches de Cupidon semblent avoir pris des trajectoires radicalement différentes au cours des dernières années. En effet, on a pu constater une recrue d’essence du divorce ainsi qu’une hausse considérable du taux d’homosexualité, principalement au cours des quatre précédentes décennies. Certains diront que tout cela est majoritairement dû au déclin de l’influence de l’Église mais je suis convaincu que toute personne sensée balaiera du revers de la main ces hypothèses ésotériques. Préférant travailler sur la solution que sur le problème, j’ai donc songé au remplaçant parfait pour Cupidon: John Rambo.

En effet, nous sommes tous conscients (mes lecteurs étant forcément adeptes de Rambo) que l’âge n’a jamais ramolli ce vétéran militaire! Pendant que Cupidon devenait responsable de l’apparition des ornithorynques, Rambo libérait des pays de la tyrannie, abattait la vermine, propulsait le bouc dans le cercle, capturait à mains nues de gigantesques serpents venimeux et/ou forgeait des machettes artisanales faisant de l’ombrage aux réputés katanas japonais. Non seulement Rambo possède-t-il l’oeil du tigre, mais il serait aussi en mesure de prodiguer à la populace des explosions de bonheur. Comme si ces arguments ne suffisaient pas, je fais appel au jugement collectif basé exclusivement sur l’apparence: À qui feriez-vous le plus confiance entre ces deux individus?

Il va de soi que Cupidon est complètement dépassé et que, si nous le laissons continuer ainsi, nous risquons fort de nous retrouver condamnés à nous accoupler avec des cloportes et des reptiles. Une fois de plus, il est temps de compter sur une figure militaire patriotique pour nous sortir de ce pétrin dans lequel nous avons été mis par une horde incessante de politiciens fanatiques religieux marginaux. Au nom de l’amour et si vous ne voulez pas vous réveiller un beau matin aux côtés d’un éléphant de mer qui vous regarde en fumant une cigarette d’un air satisfait, votez Rambo.

Two more sketches, one of a shaky old granny and one of the archetypical moany old neighbour…

I stumbled upon this site when I was doing my daily stumbles and I saw this site. I got to reading the quotes and I was appalled at what I read. Its scary that there are people out there who think this way and it sure as hell isn’t fair at all. I know all Christians aren’t like this and I know a lot may find them funny but I don’t so be it.

Its said that these quotes were supposed to be funny, but to who I will never know. Atheists and Christians alike were upset about these quotes and I don’t blame them. There are some naive, stupid, incompetent cowards out there with computers.

Note: I didn’t bother to correct the misspellings and you’ll see why. Anyway, moving on…

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

How do they know that exactly? They’re basically basing their opinions about Atheists the same way others based their lives about their religions. This is far from funny.

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.

ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go fuck a hooker.

ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.

ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”

ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!

ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”

ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!

ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.

ATHIEST DAD: Why not?

ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking each other in there.

ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?

ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.

ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!

ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn’t it?

[The Prince of Pain, GameTalk]

What pisses me off about this the most is that they spelled Atheist wrong. Besides that, since when did someone religion/non religion have anything to do on how people raised their child? Yea yea, Christians have a way with raising their child a certain way but all Christians aren’t the same just like all Atheists aren’t the same. This wasn’t a well thought-out ‘joke’.

How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

[coolstylinstud, Christian Forums]

One question, WHAT THE FUCK?! It’s like that site applauds idiocy, lack of correction of spellings and lack of logic. Wherever they got this from they need to send it back. This isn’t funny, nor is it right. Its wrong on so many levels.

Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist’s funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human beings (they’re not even human, but only inhuman animals), since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist’s grave marker? “Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a dead Atheist”. What else is there say? Nothing at all. No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades. :)

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.

[Daniel Joseph Min, alt.atheism]

Really, we aren’t humans now? Our anti-religion leaves us with the inability to cry? Religion has nothing to do with emotions. We can cry, shit, piss, eat, pay a bill just like the next person can. Its a shame there are people out there that are so fucking naive.

This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I’m a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn’t want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from Satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was ‘discriminating’ against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it’s a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how Wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting ‘religion’.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harassing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She’s the one who’s discriminating against me because I’m one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It’s that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It’s all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they’ll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.

[Meg, Myspace]

My thing is this, how do you exactly know that this person who has done these things were Atheists? There are rules and bylaws that you have to go by. Religion or not, discriminating, harassing, and whatever else this Meg person did was in fact against the law. But of course, instead of just accepting that it was her own fault, she blamed it on someone else. 9/10 she’s a blonde.

The only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source. They need to be taken to specialized containment centers where they will be forced to become straight and accept Jesus as thier savior and to repent from their disgusting, wicket, hatful, devilish ways. Those that refuse to go can either be forced, or banished from society in other specialized communities where they have no connetion to the outside world at all. Most would die of AIDS anyway. Anyone who refused any of the answers to make them better would have to be killed or banished.

[Meg, Myspace]

Here’s another one by the wonderful Meg of Myspace. Really, if she’s a Christian then I’m Jesus. I bet she felt holier than thou when she was typing up that. This is hypocrisy at its finest. Man I tell you, sometimes I’m glad I’m no longer a Christian. The misspellings are epic, its a wonder how anyone considered what she was actually saying as a joke, her lack of proof-reading is enough.

A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl’s sister.

[Kirabellydancer , YouTube]

Seriously, what the shit? They have some nerve saying Atheists are the devil reincarnate but look at them. I bet they eat hot coal breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Me and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these “rocks” at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day.

[Rebelscum954, CARM]

This bashing of the Gays will never stop. 9/10 they aren’t bothering anyone but they cannot be themselves without a Christian damning them to Hell. People are so quick to judge and get mad at things they cannot control. Its just so sad that Gays get so much grief because people don’t know when to shut up or quit.

A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?

[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]

As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.

pbricks00usa, Christian Forums]

The only face you’ll ever say that to is the one you see in your monitor when you cut it off at night to go to bed.

Top Ten Signs you’re a dumbass Atheist:

1. Your biggest complaint is that these typically hopeful and caring people want to share the greatest single thing in their life with you. You’re like an idiot who wipes with winning lottery tickets.
2. You accuse Christians of being hateful and you hope that they DIAF.
3. You don’t realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics.
4. You also like to ignore the beneficial discoveries of the aforementioned demographic.
5. You willingly attribute all historical atrocities in Europe to a demographic that contained approximately 100% of Europeans during the period in question.
6. You can’t seem to understand the fundamental differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT)
7. While all created evidence and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all.
8. You criticize Christians who don’t know their Bible, yet you have never opened any of Darwin’s texts.
9. You repeatedly insist that man did not, in fact, evolve from an ape. Apes and men both evolved from another species who did not resemble Curious George in any way.
10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame him for everything that is wrong in modern society.

[Agent C2H6O, fark]

& People just get dumber and dumber…

[on why God had to have written the Bible]

But think about it, who is smart enough to write the Holy Bible? The answer, no one.

[...]

How could people back then have written words with such intellegence? We were not very educated back then, we all know. So tell me, how could people back ages ago could have written the bible?

[~Dagger Trepe~*, Eyes on Final Fantasy]

That just proves to me that you’re actually an Atheist because you just gave us ammo. No one can be that stupid.

I think there are a lot more cases of people being agnostic or atheistic, but then getting off drugs in order to become Christians. I don’t know any Christians who actually do drugs. That to me seems like more of an escape from reality that non-religious folk tend to get into.

It would take a lot of drugs to convince me that I could know anything about myself and the world by being an atheist. It would also take a lot of drugs to convince me, if I were an atheist, that morality had more meaning than the indigestion I felt when I drank bad water in Mexico.

[Michael Flowers, Myspace]

Well I’m an Atheist now and I never smoked a day in my life. So basically if I start to do drugs I’m going to go back to being a Christian or do that even apply to me? Then again, his last name is ‘Flowers’…

was recently criticized for making a statement about my daughter not being able to play a war game on the Wii because she was a girl. Besides being too young to play it, it is true that I won’t let her play it because she is a girl. And no, I don’t think she should not learn math, either. I want my boys and girls (I have 2 each) to grow up being boys and girls. I don’t want them growing up confused as to what their roles are in life. I want my girls to grow up with a desire to take care of their kids at home. Even home school. I want my boys to grow up learning what it means to lead, how to lead, and how to do it in a Godly way. I want my girls to learn how to follow their husbands leadership. I want them to learn that submitting to their husband does not make them a door mat. That it’s as God wants it, and that they will have a more fulfilling life by doing what God has said.

[Ronnie, Ronnie's Blog]

Say the hell what?! I’ve been playing video games all my life and I knew very well I was a girl. Playing video games don’t turn straight people gay! This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this crap. I don’t believe him. I would like to personally find his blog and give him a piece of my mind. Nothing like a brainwashed Christian with kids. Wow, I’m so shocked at the level of absurdity I forgot what I was going to type.

[Reviewing "Letter to a Christian Nation"]

how much longer will I have to endure atheistic christophobia? Atheism is a religion, and let me cite some doctrines: (if you are an atheist, I’m sorry, but you WILL agree with these, no matter how many pink unicorn or “lack of belief” proclamations you make)

I AM AN ATHEIST, HERE IS SOMETHING TRUE ABOUT ME: ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH: The CRUSADES is an amazing example that I Love to cite in order to illustrate how wicked and vile Christianity is

REBUTTAL: The crusades were GOOD. If it weren’t for the crusades the Muslim invaders would have conquered Europe and you’d be praying to Allah right now. Thank God (or the IPF for you atheists) the Crusaders pushed the Muslilm hoarde out of Europe and threw them back into the desert. Jihadian Mohammadans invaded Europe, and your damn straight Europe had a right to defend itself

ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #2) There is a magical “cosmic law” to the universe- unproven- but still I believe it that says “wherever conditions for life exist, life will somehow manage to squirm itself out” REBUTTAL: None needed, this little statement is obviously faith

ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #3) Advanced, benevolent aliens exist. I really believe this…I *need* to believe this REBUTTAL: Yes, my little atheist friend, I know you do. Its ok, I understand. [...] ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #5) Xians are inferior in intelligence to the superior minded atheist. I am on a higher plane of thinking than those irrational xians. Their puny minds are no match to mine. REBUTTAL: I know, my wittle atheist, how important it is for you to believe that. Its ok, I know you are insecure and really need to see yourself in a superior light. It’s kind of like natural selection: the weaker get extinguished and sometimes you feel like you are being smothered by the xians and need to cry out “TYRRANY OF THE MAJORITY!” and appeal to a Constitution that appeals to an absolute moral law. The sad thing is, my little atheist friend, is that your contradiction is all too obvious.

Atheists are emotion>logic, Im sorry but its true. Now please click “not helpful” on my review…let that anti-xian rage flow

[Marshill, Amazon.com Review]

Why did I just get this feeling that all hope is lost?

Of-course religious people do bad things sometimes. But at least their religion forces them to acknowledge within themselves the evil they do. Atheists have no such guidance. They are just like psychopaths! Cold, mechanical, soul-dead!

[Mullah, C4forums]

Yea, he know the mentality of every single Atheist on Earth.

Convinced atheists adhere to no concepts of good and bad, but make them up as they go along. To me, they’re no different from machines! A bit like the gun which is capable of cold, mindless, killing – devoid of all consciousness of responsibility.

[Mullah, C4forums]

Do these type of people ever sleep? If so, what are their dreams like?

No telling if these quotes are real, serious, are jokes but I know one thing, these people are sad as hell to find humor in idiocy, naivety, and cowardice.

Note: If its not going to benefit this post, then shut the hell up. Crying about what I say or do has nothing to do with what this specific blog is about. If you don’t like it, start your own blog.

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