Christmas is a good holiday because there are so many sexy outfits available for your (or in this case, Julia Robert’s) sexual fantasies. Not just the normal ones, like Winter Wind and Desperate… more →
The Cold Inclusivewrote 1 year ago: via typepad Why do we even bother getting autographs anymore? We sit in the restaurant trying to be … more →
wrote 3 years ago: Christmas is a good holiday because there are so many sexy outfits available for your (or in this ca … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Let’s talk more about sex, baby. As I discussed the other day, The Georgia Straight published … more →
wrote 4 years ago: I spend a lot of time thinking about Liv Tyler and the guy who is her husband and the father of her … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Kim Kardashian keeps wanting you to take your shirt off in public. What is the deal. It’s like … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Josh came over the other day to help you move some sheetrock. You’re redoing part of the basem … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Criss Angel is going to mindfreak you tonight. He promised. Maybe “mindfreak” isn’ … more →
wrote 4 years ago: No was willing to have sex with Perez Hilton. I’m talking about no one. And I know what you … more →
wrote 4 years ago: You were staring at all that remained of Steven Tyler: some bones and skin and feathered hair, held … more →
wrote 4 years ago: Traffic to porn star Brandi Belle’s website had been headed steadily downward, ever since she … more →
wrote 4 years ago: After the wrap party Paul brought you back to his house. Stumbling tipsy up the dark stairs. In the … more →
wrote 5 years ago: Finally, fully prepared to just give up and be sad forever, having exhausting every other option und … more →
wrote 5 years ago: She spotted you in the audience at a taping of The View. During a commercial break she pulled one of … more →
wrote 5 years ago: Blind item: Which celebrity, who recently made the cover of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People … more →
wrote 5 years ago: You were bent over–feet on the floor, hands on the bed–thinking. “Fucking someone … more →
wrote 5 years ago: A friend and I went to a Cobrasnake party the other night. I left with some (act-|wait-)tress who, i … more →
wrote 5 years ago: The energy of that woman. And you’re not even talking about during. During, sure, fine, whatev … more →
wrote 5 years ago: You climbed down off him and sighed, tumbling into the Egyptian cotton imbroglio. The catching of br … more →
wrote 5 years ago: If we’re going to blame society for the things you do wrong, we can also blame it for the thin … more →