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WANTED: Dead or Alive or behind the Dumpster…

Robert Pattinson’s Sexpender Pants! So yesterday while I was trolling for Rob Porn when I should have working, something dawned on me. It was like an Oprah light bulb moment but with porn music … more →

Random Acts of Rob™

WANTED: Dead or Alive or behind the Dumpster... — 551 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Robert Pattinson’s Sexpender Pants! So yesterday while I was trolling for Rob Porn when I shou … more →

Tags: Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson, suspenders, twilight, sexboots, Christ on a carpet, It was like an Oprah light bulb moment but with porn mu, Things I fear may have happened to the sexpenders, They disintegrated into dust from wear and tear and dro

People Google the funniest shizz to find RAoR — 197 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Well, if Rob hasn’t surfaced by the time this post…let DAY 11 of RobWatch begin *le Sigh … more →

Tags: Eclipse, Emmett Cullen, Robert Pattinson, twilight, WTF, dildo that sparkles ala Laurent, Efron free zone, guess when he'll slip up and get papped?, guy gets a boner

Rob VS Rob — 4 comments

HeidiForReal wrote 2 years ago: Yes, it is time to compare. As i was looking thru my Robfolder(s), I realised something. Rob is hot. … more →

Tags: His Holy Hotness, Mr. Pattinson, The Look, HOT AS HELL, The Suit, RomeRob, GQ is the best, Rome. I love Rome, fans self

Robert Pattinson's TCA outfit as selected by You! — 202 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Alright ladies. The results are in and it was a tight race in some categories anyway heehee. You … more →

Tags: Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson, Teen Choice Awards, twilight, best fucking t-shirt ever, commando rob, dress Robert Pattinson for the Teen Choice Awards, freeballin, RPatz

His many photoshoots — 13 comments

HeidiForReal wrote 2 years ago: If theres one thing we know by now, it’s that Rob is photogenic as HELL! He can wear whatever … more →

Tags: pattinson, His Holy Hotness, fuck me, I'm cumming, lock me in and throw away the key, I Need Help!, GQ is the best, Rome. I love Rome, Rob can not be NOT hot

MIA - Robert Pattinson's Sexpender Pants — 221 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Oh yea, the photoshoot that Rob stole my favorite pants from. SCORE! So at Comic Con, Rob broke out … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, Ass Candy, i.am.died, sex. hair, sexboots, peekaboo manties, where or where are the sexpender pants

Robert Pattinson can be my Good Boy-Bad Boy any day — 305 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: I’m always always asked why Rob, what so different about him? Why aren’t you lusting after Orlando B … more →

Tags: cannes, DirtyRob, Edward Cullen, new moon, Robert Pattinson, RobPorn, suspenders, the gutter, twilight

More Rob on Demand — 168 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: It’s been way too long since I added to the Rob on Demand Library so here are a few to make yo … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, new moon, Robert Pattinson Ass, Ass Candy, Mp3s, fan girls, suspenders

Robert Pattinson is M.I.A. — 130 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: …missing in action. Good for him! Well, if we haven’t seen or heard from Rob by the time … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, new moon, Robert Pattinson Ass, Ass Candy, the gutter, Remember Me, RPatz

Robert Pattinson should never wear a belt EVER! — 98 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: So if you read yesterday’s post you know that real life is causing me to lose my RobMojo so I … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, Robcrotch!, new moon, RobPorn, Ass Candy, suspenders, the gutter

Robert Pattinson please don't ever... — 124 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Update: so I originally wrote this post with a follow Peter Facinelli on twitter twist but then last … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, RobPorn, Remember Me, Happy Trail, freeballin, Scruff, tomstu


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