Like, the heaviest breathing. Like, one or both of them may have some sort of lung disease heavy breathing. Like, pervert on the phone heavy breathing. 3,803 more words
4 days, 12 hours
Holy fucking shit.
Life is utterly fantastic, despite one small factor.
I’m legitimately horny alllllllllllllllll the time.
And I haven’t been laid in nearly a month. 205 more words
5 days, 23 hours
Sea creatures look same
I hung out with L last night. He lives with his parents in a West Side townhouse near the Hudson River. The townhouses cover a few square blocks going right up to West Street. 271 more words
1 week, 1 day
Pretty and Witty and Swinging Both Ways
So one of my issues this month has been a lack of physical contact with other humans.
It’s left me sexually frustrated.
I’m not even sexually active. 197 more words
1 week, 2 days
I’m runnin’ out of patience for all this bullshit that I suffer in my life. All the sexual frustrations from not having a girlfriend to love and protect. 745 more words
2 weeks, 4 days
Hey fellow terrorists.
I’m pissed off and angry. I’ve changed this stupid site from mathematics, algorithms and source to nasty bullet spittin’ evil rants and anything else that I fancy addin’ to it. 212 more words
In lieu of doing anything productive this summer — making tea in a solicitors office, traipsing around the world in a poncho, or finally mastering the harmonica — I’ve decided to start a blog. 481 more words
3 weeks, 1 day