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Jillybean1 comment

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: Jillybean had always been my favorite in the neighborhood. She was part of the second wave of kids o … more →

Tags: Sexual, Adult, Sappy

I saw you

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: I saw you.

 It was yesterday…that I saw you.

 It was in a dream yesterday that I saw you.

 … more →

Tags: Sexual, poetic junk, Poem

Valentine's Day Gift to a Wife

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: My dearest wife, 

 The most perfect gift I can offer you this Valentine’s Day, my lovely part … more →

Tags: Sexual, Adult, Mushy stuff

Hot Crossed Nuns1 comment

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: A petite naked figure pulled a nun’s habit over her fresh-scrubbed flesh, shrugging her narrow … more →

Tags: Humor, Sexual, Porn, vagina, Nuns, Adult, Adults Only, kids--don't read this

Why hasn't somebody come up with this before?

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: Newest coffee table book—”Ships That Pass in the Night: The Role of the Human Thumb in America … more →

Tags: Dangerous, Humor, Sexual, Oedipus, sex history, thumb, photos

more junk

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: She had a V6 brain stuck in a V8 body…   My neighborhood was tough… The cockroaches were … more →

Tags: Jokes, Humor, Sexual, Sex Life, Crips and Bloods, Barbie

New bumper sticker OR tee-shirt

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: Registered sex addict… In case of accident suck my dick … more →

Tags: Dangerous, crazy people, Jokes, Dating, Porn, Sucks, Dick, Suck, sucking dick

sign we are winning in Afghanistan

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: Kabul WalMart is now selling spandex burkhas. Film at 11… … more →

Tags: Jokes, Humor, Sexual, soldiers, Afghanistan, Kabul

new tee-shirt...

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: My boyfriend went to Thailand…And all I got was herpes. … more →

Tags: Dangerous, crazy people, Jokes, Humor, Sexual, Thailand

Jeez, what was I thinkin?2 comments

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: Someone sent me a chain letter sort of thing.  When I was done the answers surprised even me… … more →

Tags: Dangerous, crazy people, Jokes, alien abduction

More stupid stuff

maxdname wrote 1 year ago: I got a ticket the other day. I went to court and got it reduced. I pled guilty to ‘aggravated failu … more →

Tags: Britanny Spears, enormous breasts, crazy people, Jokes, NASCAR Barbie, Superhero, Humor, Sexual

Fetele cu sanii mari nu au tatici barbati, dar posibil dotati!

redefineit wrote 2 years ago: Nu pot sa precizez cu exactitate contributia mamei in acest context, dar sunt sigur ca e importanta. … more →

How personal is your vibrator?

maxdname wrote 2 years ago: Have you guys ever seen those ads in the back of magazines for ‘personal’ vibrators? I j … more →

Tags: crazy people, Jokes, scaring people, Humor, Sexual, Porn, vibrators

This year's Barbies

maxdname wrote 2 years ago: White trash Barbie comes with a carton of Marlboro 100’s, bucket of KFC, her own WalMart, 1976 Nisso … more →

Tags: Britanny Spears, enormous breasts, Dangerous, crazy people, Jokes, Barbie, white trash, White Trash Barbie, NASCAR Barbie

Porn by the pound

maxdname wrote 2 years ago: I simply love the internet. It is a surreal vignette of the western world. And the ubiquitous, yet a … more →

Tags: Blogroll, enormous breasts, Dangerous, Crack Whores, Jokes, white trash, White Trash Barbie, Controversy, Humor

Wah... my pussy's ugly1 comment

maxdname wrote 3 years ago: On TV last night I just saw the newest rage in plastic surgery: labiaplasty. Yes, it’s just what you … more →

Tags: Blogroll, Jokes, Controversy, Humor, Sexual, Porn, vibrators, vagina, Pussy

Hyman tattoo

maxdname wrote 3 years ago: When exactly did that one dwarf start calling himself Doc?  Was it before or after Snow White showed … more →

Tags: Blogroll, Dangerous, Jokes, Controversy, Humor, Sexual, Porn, vagina, Pussy

Crackling Wire Estates Mobile Home Park

maxdname wrote 3 years ago: Visit Crackling Wire Estates Mobile Home Park a subsidiary of Rio Los Banos Country Club featuring o … more →

Tags: Blogroll, enormous breasts, Dangerous, crazy people, Crack Whores, white trash, White Trash Barbie, NASCAR Barbie, scaring people

Senator X, his loves and lies

maxdname wrote 3 years ago: ([ital]Note — Due to recent legal entanglements the subject of these interviews will be referred to … more →

Tags: enormous breasts, crazy people, George W., George W. Bush, Crack Whores, Jokes, Controversy, Humor, Sexual


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