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The Erotic Dialog Of 'Dragon Age: Inquisition' May Ruin Sex Forever

“What the f*ck did you just say?”

One of the, uh, more unique aspects of BioWare’s RPGs is that they all dutifully include the option to woo various virtual characters then take them to your space/fantasy boudoir for a cringe-worthy video game sex scene. 256 more words

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A Priest Came On My Face

……okay so he wasn’t really a priest.  But he could be?!  And when I was thinking of the story that follows,  I couldn’t help but LOL at that thought… 1,327 more words

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Reverse Psychology

I swear, reverse psychology is working overtime in my life. Its an odd occurrence but we’re all guilty of it at times. If a sign says ‘don’t look here’ and an arrow, chances are, you’re going to look. 826 more words

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Some Amy Schumer Realness

Ladies, let’s be real: We’ve all had this kind of sex. You’re zoned out and bored, and the dude is some combination of gross + sweaty + floppy + unskilled. 46 more words

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The Birds + The Bees = Fucking.

I hate the way ‘slut’ and ‘whore’ have such negative connotations. I was a proud slut in my single days :) I slept with whomever I wanted to and it was nothing more than just sex. 807 more words

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Well sex just got *that* much more interesting

I just wrote this in a comment and thought I’d write about it here again for you all.

When I was younger, my dad had a book of ‘freaks’ from back in the day of freak shows. 207 more words

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