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SFOL #72: If your preferred medium is abstract art, performance art, or modern dance—or if you are in an Off Off Broadway production—you are untalented.

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Tags: Emperor's New Clothes, fooling yourself, Pointless, aspiring, awkward, Confused, please stop

SFOL #59: No one “loves to feel the sun’s rays.” You only lie out all day to get tan.

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Tags: You're Not Fooling Anyone, Cat Lady, delusional, leathery hag

SFOL #6: Secretly, everyone thinks redheads are ugly.

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Tags: disgusting, hideous, unloved, Alone, Freckles, stinky

SFOL #110: People who brag about how they didn’t have TV when they were kids are try-hards. In reality, they all hated their parents for it, and are now socially challenged because of it.

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Tags: America rules?, tryhard, You're Not Fooling Anyone, Amish, please stop, quakers, Saved By The Bell

SFOL #3: When you were in 2nd grade and Tommy pulled your pigtails during recess, it wasn’t because he had a "crush on you."

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Tags: differentlyabled, fooling yourself, Confused, delusional, Loser, Rihanna, Tina Turner, Whitney Houston

SFOL#126: You and your girlfriends aren’t “analyzing” other people’s personalities/relationships/wardrobes/backfat. It’s called gossiping. “Analyzing” would imply that you were capable of depth.

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Tags: You're Not Fooling Anyone, Fat, Gossip, please stop

SFOL#77: No girl likes being on top. They just do it so you’ll think they enjoy sex.

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Tags: don't believe the hype, fooling yourself, Pointless, sex, You're Not Fooling Anyone, awkward, faking, please stop

SFOL#69: If you don’t throw like a girl then he will know you are a dyke.

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Tags: dumped, Gay, sex, You're Not Fooling Anyone, Athletic, Cat Lady, Lesbian

SFOL#21: In actuality, when “God closes a door,” he often apoxies the window shut, also.

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Tags: Adopted, don't believe the hype, bad luck, delusional, Wheelchair

SFOL#14: If by “metrosexual,” you mean “secret homo” then yes, that’s a great way to describe yourself.

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Tags: America rules?, Gay, You're Not Fooling Anyone, Confused, delusional, Fat

SFOL #99: If your mom didn’t make your lunch every day as a kid, she didn’t love you and never will.

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Tags: Adopted, hideous, unloved, hair nets, hot lunch, orphan

SFOL #181: When flipping through a photo album, you are not interested in any pictures that don’t contain you, and when you say, “Oh, this is a cute one,” all you mean is that you look good, even if everyone else has their eyes closed.

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Tags: fooling yourself, Pointless, You're Not Fooling Anyone, Blind, hippy, Ugly

SFOL #154: No one likes to volunteer; you only have a “little buddy” to help you get laid (or because you want to molest him).

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Tags: Annoying, Pointless, sex, tryhard, Charity, Desperate, Torture

SFOL #33: Consider yourself fat if you are a size 8. That way we’ll all be on the same page.

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Tags: disgusting, dumped, hideous, unloved, biggest loser, cottage cheese, whale

SFOL #90: “Sorry I haven’t been in touch, my life has been hectic lately” = “I think of you as an obligation I have been trying to put off as long as possible.”

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Tags: Annoying, hideous, unloved, Friends, Cousins, Get off my back, Grandparents

SFOL #61: Walking is not “really great exercise,” so don’t believe the hype. Take note of all the thin, hot people running on the treadmills, and all the fat slobs “power walking.”

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Tags: don't believe the hype, dumped, Pointless, unloved, Alone, enormous, ice cream

SFOL #26: No one feels comfortable with a woman doctor or lawyer. If we had our druthers, we’d all want a man, because men don’t screw up all the time.

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Tags: Annoying, differentlyabled, unloved, Equal Rights, glass ceiling, oops, Stupid

SFOL #16: You aren’t insecure due to some traumatic experience that happened when you were a child—unless that experience was the realization that you suck and no one likes you.

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Tags: Annoying, differentlyabled, unloved, Loser, mom's basement, Pathetic., Sad

SFOL #158: Everyone loves the zoo. Even animals love the zoo—they don’t have to do anything but lie around and eat all day. You don’t want to rescue the animals, you just want to suck the fun out of everything.

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Tags: Annoying, Pointless, tryhard, unloved, Buzzkill, go home, Pathetic.


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