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To all the haters - go shag ur hand!

I hav held back long enuff and Ive had enuff of this bullshiat + Im gonna speak my mind! . u jealos loosers all think u are better than me + giv me shiat about being a pigeon + laugh at me but its cus u have no life and taking the piss out of me makes u feel like a big man but u r really sad tossers who jerk off over porn and make up stories about hoes! 107 more words

Breaking Up

I got asked the other day by my mate, “how do I end this relationship?” Before I answered I started to think back on how I had ended things with my ex’s. 429 more words

#5Shags & #TheBigO

The “Act of Fucking”. Yes, that is what #PumaRules is all about this week. Do I have your attention yet? I do. Great. I had to find a way to capture you quickly, because I generally use my humor and sarcasm to draw my readers in but this blog entry is going to be unique. 2,205 more words

Daily Blog

Torontonians Not Tindering - Part 3

Part 3?! This happened three times in 6 months, you ask? Well, there’s actually a fourth time as well but let’s focus on time number three first, shall we? 985 more words

The Checklist

Ever been to the races, bet on a horse, and won?! The surprise and thrill of the win is a great feeling, just like when you sleep with a girl and she is shaven. 322 more words

Enough to drink

How do you know when you have had enough to drink in a night? Throwing up? Passing out? Getting breath tested? These are the common ways that normal people would know when enough is enough. 747 more words

Shagging

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If you look closely, you can detect the traces

Of teenagers drowned in the puddles of their faces.

Perhaps this is beauty’s curse, the clinging, 47 more words

Poetry