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Torontonians Not Tindering - Part 3

Part 3?! This happened three times in 6 months, you ask? Well, there’s actually a fourth time as well but let’s focus on time number three first, shall we? 985 more words

The Checklist

Ever been to the races, bet on a horse, and won?! The surprise and thrill of the win is a great feeling, just like when you sleep with a girl and she is shaven. 322 more words

Enough to drink

How do you know when you have had enough to drink in a night? Throwing up? Passing out? Getting breath tested? These are the common ways that normal people would know when enough is enough. 747 more words

Shagging

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If you look closely, you can detect the traces

Of teenagers drowned in the puddles of their faces.

Perhaps this is beauty’s curse, the clinging, 47 more words

Poetry

Getting Shat on Literally

I first meet Bayley in Tauranga town one weekend. I was catching up with a couple of mates outside a bar on the strand; I hadn’t seen them since school. 942 more words

The Serpent of Venice - Christopher Moore (Book Review)

Title – The Serpent of Venice

Author – Christopher Moore

Source – Scottsdale City Library

Summary -

Venice, a long time ago, three prominent men lure their dinner guest, the diminutive Fool Pocket, an ambassador sent from England, to a dungeon with the promise of wine and loose women. 642 more words

Book Reviews

HE WENT THATTA WAY!

You know those big red FRAGILE stickers that you slap on boxes? Well, I’m fairly sure when I was born I had a big one slapped on my behind that screamed “MELODRAMA”. 587 more words

Life And Other Insanity