You sit at your desk day after day and you type and you type but you never really write anything. It’s just meaningless words for a meaningless catalog that people only look at for the pictures … more →
The Grumpiest Monkeygrumpiestmonkey wrote 1 month ago: You sit at your desk day after day and you type and you type but you never really write anything. It … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 1 month ago: Red Sox fans who can’t accept that maybe the team wasn’t good enough this year. It … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 2 months ago: This being the second in a series of movie reviews your humble Monkey is posting now that he has a l … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 4 months ago: It might be the insufferable heat and humidity here at Monkey central, but once again the inspiratio … more →
Kady O'Malley wrote 4 months ago: I’m not sure how much this shocking revelation will actually, you know, shock anyone out there … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 4 months ago: In an effort to keep this blog going during a period of low creative inspiration, your Monkey will n … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 4 months ago: Having lagged a bit in his blog postings over the past 7 days or so, your Monkey feels inclined to p … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 4 months ago: In which your Monkey narrator, finding himself uninspired by real life, tries his hand at 10 minutes … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 5 months ago: What is it about a vacation week that seems to slow time down to a crawl? Your Monkey was wondering … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 5 months ago: Despite what you may have heard, your Monkey is not some excuse-mongering hypocrite who goes around … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 5 months ago: In which your Monkey once again shamelessly cribs the technique of the self-interview (as popularize … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 6 months ago: One week has gone by and your Monkey’s prospects of finding work on Elance are not looking too … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 6 months ago: Your Monkey has tried, my friends. He has played the cover letter game the way it is supposed to be … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 6 months ago: If the mind stops racing, the thoughts will catch up. This you know instinctively, even if you can … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 6 months ago: Your Monkey is filthy and stuffy and sneezy and grimy following a two-day sojourn into great outdoor … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 6 months ago: Four years ago yesterday, your Monkey sat in a room on the second floor of a nursing home on a hot s … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 6 months ago: It’s a grim world out there, my friends. Greed is king (as this article on a woman who ran an … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 7 months ago: The following incidents took place at Monkey Central during the past 48 hours. Wake up early Friday … more →
grumpiestmonkey wrote 7 months ago: Your Monkey’s spirit is sagging today, my friends. His mind is weak and easily distracted, mak … more →