You know, you’re half smart, Ocean.

– Willy Bank

Soderbergh and company wanted to conclude the Ocean’s saga with Ocean’s Thirteen. This installment is a return of form with the gang returning to their roots in Las Vegas. I am glad that everyone returned to the slick caper story like the first movie.

During their absences between capers, the gang is reunited when Reuben suffers a cardiac infarction when a deal with an egomaniacal property owner, Willy Bank (Al Pacino) goes south. When one of the Twelve is wronged, a price needs to be paid. Danny pays Willy a visit when he was at the construction of his place, The Bank Casino.

The Bank Casino is an extravagant showplace with no expense spared with its marble floors and golden silverware. Willy wants to win another “Five Diamond” necklace for the best hotel in terms of customer service and overall cleanliness. Willy’s right-hand woman, Abigail (Ellen Barkin) is his eyes and ears to see if anybody would do anything during their soft opening.

Danny and Rusty seek the advice of Roman to find a way to seek revenge on Willy before the official opening of The Bank Casino on July 3rd. After some brainstorming, the team decides to destroy Willy from the inside out. First, they have to get inside of the building by bribing the lead concierge, Debbie (Olga Sosnovska), rig all of the games so the gamblers win, create a seismic event and distract a “Five Diamond” critic (David Paymer).

If they pull off this feat, they could get away with over $500 million dollars and at the same time bankrupt Willy Bank in the process. As their plan goes along, they realized that they bit off more than they can chew. Begrudgingly, they seek the help of Terry Benedict to help them carry out the mission.

First, what was up with Al Pacino’s skin? He was fluorescent orange. He was tanoxeric. It distracted me. I’m glad that they recaptured some of the magic from the first movie. I have a problem with some of the lighting. The shadowy scenes muddled everything. Nothing popped out of the screen. Soderbergh ended the series of a good note.

Judgment: If you want to see a return to form, watch this movie.

Rating: ***1/2

Terry, I can’t predict the future. I pay professionals to do that, and even they get it wrong sometimes.

– Reuben

After the massive success of the first movie, Soderburgh and company came back together for Ocean’s Twelve. This setting and story are dramatically different from the glitz and glamour from the first incarnation. Instead of the bright lights of the Las Vegas, the Eleven are focused their attention on Europe. I think that this was a mistake, because it hurt the caper aspect of the story.

When the Eleven successful pilfered Terry Benedict out of his $150 million dollars at the ending of the first movie, (spoiler alert) the beginning show how the gang was doing during the three and a half since the heist. Most of them spent some or all of their $13 million dollars cut.

They get a rude awakening when Benedict tracks them all down wherever they were hiding. He offers them a chance to correct their mistakes by stealing his money. Benedict gives them two weeks to return the money with interest, which is roughly $200 million dollars, or he will kill them.

The gang has a pow-wow to discuss how they could get the money is that short amount of time. They decide to go to Amsterdam to meet up with Matsui (Robbie Coltrane), who gives them an assignment to steal the world’s oldest stock certificate from 1602 worth $2.5 million Euros.

When they do, they realize that a famous cat burglar named “The Night Fox” (Vincent Cassel) got the stock first. Not only that, but the team realizes that The Night Fox made the call to Benedict that ratted them out.

The Night Fox issues a challenge to the Ocean’s Eleven to steal a Coronation Faberge Egg from exhibit in Paris. They want to beat The Night Fox at their own game. Eleven becomes Twelve when they enlist the help of Roman (Eddie Izzard) to help pull off the switch-a-roo.

This movie as a whole is not well executed. The dialogue was not up to par. The scenes dragged on way too long. I was bored to tears. The movie looks grainy. The interaction with the members felt clunky and stagy. There wasn’t the synergy from the first outing. I was disappointed with this movie, especially the last thirty that fell off the tracks.

Judgment: This is one of the instances that the sequel is not better than the original.

Rating: **1/2

You guys are pros. The best. I’m sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you’re out the front door, you’re still in the middle of the fucking desert!

– Reuben

Breaking away from his trademark quirky sensibility, Steven Soderbergh remade the 1960s Rat Pack classic heist film, Ocean’s Eleven. Instead of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammie Davis, Jr., the main leads are George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon. Quite a departure. Soderbergh has some success with mainstream movies; I think that his subsequent Ocean’s trilogy exposed himself more to the mainstream consciousness.

Re-channeling his Out of Sight persona, George Clooney plays the titular Danny Ocean that is recently paroled after four years. When he is released, he goes to old stomping grounds to reconnect with his former crewmembers, travel across the country to reconnect with the poker teacher to the stars, Rusty (Pitt).

Ocean’s plan is to steal “x” amount dollars from three casinos, the Bellagio, the Mirage and the MGM Grand all of them owned Las Vegas casino owner, Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia). He would need a large crew at least a dozen to pull off the multiple cons needed to pull off the heist.

Seeing that they need a way inside the way, Danny and Rusty pay a visit to a former casino owner that was wronged by Benedict and knows the ins and outs of the security system, Reuben (Elliott Gould). After he is in, the rest of the crew is assembled like Frank (Bernie Mac), two drivers the twins, Virgil and Turk (Casey Affleck, Scott Caan), electronic expert Livingston (Eddie Jemison), explosives Basher Tarr (Don Cheadle), a “grease man” Yen (Shaobo Qin), Saul (Carl Reiner) and last but not least, master of disguise, Linus (Damon).

They have pow-wow to lay out the foundation of this impossible feat. If they succeed, they stand to get 150 million dollars when the casinos are distracted from an upcoming fight between Lennox Lewis and Wladimir Klitschko that same day. In order to let the heist run slowly, they have to lay the groundwork like plant a device on the casino’s closed circuit camera, recreating the vault to practice, the daily routine of their mark.

While relaying the routine of Benedict, Linus thought it would be a good idea to enlist the help of Benedict’s main squeeze, Tess (Julia Roberts) who was also Danny’s ex-wife. Danny’s ulterior motive becomes clear that steals the money is not his only motivation. He wants to get Tess back.

The movie is slick and a little too polished. I had the same problem with this movie as I did with Spike Lee’s Inside Man. I don’t like it when a filmmaker talks down the audience. We don’t need to know every single detail that needed to be explained. When the heist was taking place, I didn’t believe that these people would be able to pull that off. The only person that I liked was Andy Garcia. He has a permanent stoic look on his face that works well with his dickish Terry Benedict.

Judgment: Have a good time with Ocean and the gang in this solid remake.

Rating: ****

Cast: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Eddie Jemison, Shaobo Qin, Carl Reiner, Elliott Gould, Al Pacino, and Ellen Barkin
Director: Steven Soderbergh
The Verdict: We had as just fun watching Ocean’s Eleven as George Clooney et al. clearly had working over that creaky Rat Pack crime caper. But no joy was to be had from the horribly self-conscious Italian job that was Ocean’s Twelve. So it was inevitable that Ocean’s Thirteen would find the heistmeisters once again taking their act to Vegas—and the result is the only “threquel” released so far this summer that improves upon its immediate predecessor. This time the motive is revenge, with Danny Ocean (Clooney) and his cohorts plotting to bring down high-powered businessman Willy Bank (Al Pacino) after he screws over Reuben Tishkoff (Elliott Gould). Everyone’s back to ruin the soft opening of Banks’ new hotel and casino, with the notable exception of Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones. “It’s not their fight,” Ocean quickly explains away. And that’s just fine. There was nothing more Roberts could do with Tess, not after she had to embarrassingly play herself in Ocean’s Twelve. And sparks hardly flew between Zeta-Jones and Pitt. Not that Ocean’s Thirteen is an all-boys club. Ellen Barkin predictably turns up the heat as Pacino’s right-hand woman—a nice touch, reuniting the Sea of Love couple—and the target of Matt Damon’s less-than-honorable affections. Pacino’s in full “hoo-ha” mode, and that’s all the incentive we need to root against the entrepreneur whose love of gold and diamonds inevitably leads to his comeuppance. How Bank is taken down doesn’t matter—there’s no plot to speak of, just another masterplan that’s seemingly impossible to pull off. The details are certainly not as important as the execution, so thankfully director Steven Soderbergh abandons the pretentious approach he took with Ocean’s Twelve in favor of the crisp wit and effortless sophistication of Ocean’s Eleven. But it’s the easy camaraderie between our noble thieves that makes the heist such an enjoyable romp. Clooney, Pitt and Damon obviously take center stage, but the Zapata-quoting Casey Affleck finally grabs our attention as he heads to Mexico and incites poorly paid factory workers to go on strike. “The nose plays,” Pitt tells Damon of the rubber beak he wears as part of a disguise. And, quite surprisingly, so does Ocean’s Thirteen.
Release Date: June 8, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 122 minutes

Titolo originale: Ocean’s 13 Regia: Steven Soderbergh Attori: Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, George Clooney, Al Pacino, Bernie Mac, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Elliott Gould, Shaobo Qin, Don Cheadle, Eddie Jemison, Carl Reiner, Ellen Barkin

Nel terzo capitolo della saga Danny Ocean organizza un colpo ai danni di Willy Banks, colpevole di aver mandato in rovina Reuben Tishkoff, ex proprietario di un casinò e amico di Danny.

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Mais uma semana, mais uma edição do Cine em Cena. A escala é a seguinte: de 0 a 2, não assista – não vale nem R$1,99! 3 é por sua conta, assista e tire sua conclusão. 4 e 5 eu “agarantio”: pode assistir sossegado, vale R$1,99!

A era do Gelo 3:  Scrat continua tentando agarrar a noz fujona (e nesse processo, talvez acabe encontrando o verdadeiro amor); Manny e Ellie esperam o nascimento de seu bebê mamute; a preguiça Sid forma sua própria família adotiva seqüestrando alguns ovos de dinossauro; e Diego, o tigre dentes-de-sabre, se pergunta se não está ficando molenga demais devido à convivência com seus amigos. Em uma missão para resgatar o azarado Sid, a turma se aventura por um misterioso mundo subterrâneo, onde dão de cara com dinossauros, lutam contra plantas carnívoras de fúria assassina e conhecem uma destemida doninha de um olho só, caçadora de dinossauros, chamada Buck.

Nota: 5. Tive coragem de ir ao cinema para assistir esse filme. Adorei. Uma animação bem ao nível da primeira e da segunda edição de “A era do Gelo”. Para o estilo, nota 5! É diversão garantida… 

O vidente:  Cris Johnson possui o dom de prever detalhadamente os acontecimentos que ocorrem à sua volta. Cansado de todos os exames que fazia quando jovem, o que chamou a atenção do governo americano, ele decide mudar de nome e vai trabalhar como mágico em Las Vegas. Mas, quando um terrorista ameaça explodir uma bomba em Los Angeles, a agente Callie Ferris faz de tudo para convencê-lo a ajudar o governo e tentar evitar uma tragédia.

 Nota: 5. Muito bom! A sinopse, que para mim é muito estranha, esconde um filme cheio de ações e com uma interessante. Em alguns momento o ritmo do filme cai, mas nada que possa tirar o brilhantismo da obra.  

Loucas por amor, viciadas por dinheiro: Bridget Cardigan é uma dona-de-casa dedicada. Quando seu marido Don é demitido e ela descobre que pode perder sua casa e a vida confortável, aceita a única vaga disponível no Banco Central americano, após anos sem trabalhar. Lá, percebe ter muito em comum com suas colegas de trabalho: Nina, uma mãe solteira com dois filhos para criar, e Jackie, uma livre e exuberante mulher, sem nada a perder. Cansadas de um sistema que subestima seus valores e sonhos, as três amigas se unem e põem em ação um roubo ao banco.

Nota: 5. Esse sim parecia ser uma b****. Que nada! Filme muito legal, com uma trama mais que bem bolada, mas com um final muito trucado. Talvez por isso não tenha sido um 5 com tanto louvor.

Fim dos tempos: Uma crise ambiental cataclismática, de larga escala, força a humanidade a combater a natureza para sobreviver. Um força ou vírus estaria fazendo a população enlouquecer e cometer suícidio. Elliot Moore é um professor de ciências que tenta proteger os seus filhos da fúria da natureza.

Nota: 4. Se o filme citado acima parecia ser ruim e arrebentou, “Fim dos Tempos” deixou a desejar. No canal Telecine ele foi muito anunciado e parecia ser a oitava maravilha. Não foi. É até interessante, tem um final bem holiudiano e já deixa indícios do próximo filme “Fim dos Tempos”.

Treze homens e um novo segredo: Danny Ocean e seus comparsas se unem novamente para vingar seu velho amigo Reuben Tishkoff, que foi enganado por Willie Banks, magnata dono de um grande cassino em Las Vegas. Desta vez, o plano para quebrar o inimigo consiste em fazer com que cada jogador no cassino de Banks ganhe dinheiro a cada nove minutos.

Nota: 3. Esse eu esperava muito. Não gostei. Chato e dá sono. Tem até uma história interessante, mas está longe de ser o sucesso que foi “Onze homens e um segredo”.

Então é isso, moçada… Aos que gostam de um bom filme, as dicas seguem acima! Agora é só preparar a pipoca e cair “matando”.