Boots from a yard sale, five bucks. Tights from Target, six bucks. Navy knit dress from the $5.99 store. Ring from Forever 21, 3 bucks. Fuzzy scarf from Bethany. Dress from Sam! Necklace and flower pi… more →
Valancy JaneValancyJane wrote 1 month ago: Boots from a yard sale, five bucks. Tights from Target, six bucks. Navy knit dress from the $5.99 st … more →
ValancyJane wrote 3 months ago: Scarf tied at my sister’s suggestion, earrings made by Colsy, shirt a gift from Sam. And it … more →
ValancyJane wrote 4 months ago: Sadly, I don’t mean THOSE goodies, but her delicious baked goods come as close to her luscious … more →
ValancyJane wrote 4 months ago: ….. women are evolving to become more beautiful over time. Here, they explain the how and the … more →
ValancyJane wrote 6 months ago: Of course I’m talking to myself. Good thing I took the mirror out of the back seat. … more →
ValancyJane wrote 8 months ago: Valancy Jane: I’m making friendship bracelets with Sam. Mine will read “Ho Face.” … more →
ValancyJane wrote 8 months ago: … “Any plan that involves a dance number is sheer genius.” … more →
ValancyJane wrote 9 months ago: Valancy Jane: Today I’m going to snort a line of coke off a piece of sushi, while skiing. She … more →
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: That’s not a euphemism, Sam makes her own sauce for her cheese enchiladas. And Twinnie and I … more →
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: And now there’s a red gummy bear stuck to my fishtank. I just love it when she whirls through … more →
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: Yesterday, I walked the balloons home (walking a large balloon arrangement through a crowded windy s … more →
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: Sam just dropped by to give me Bertram the Beast and Debbie Diamond, the Pegasus Prostitute, to keep … more →
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: I love that I never know when she’ll turn up, what she’ll be carrying, and what she … more →
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: Coworker I – “Whatcha got there?” Valancy Jane – “Are you eyeballing m … more →
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ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: My boss said he needs to talk to me about that raise I asked for. And of course, my desperate need … more →
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: There’s nothing like a brisk game of tag around the lobby with Sam’s kid, the Monkey, to … more →
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: Sam – “Oh! They shave their meat.” Valancy Jane – *blink, blink* *long paus … more →
ValancyJane wrote 1 year ago: …… Sam came by and distracted me from The Almighty List and made me a tiara of post it n … more →