Well, people. The miraculous has occurred. I haz halogen light bulbz. My apartment is 99.9% halogen light bulbs. Does that make me elitist? I woke up this morning in a Bad Mood. Going to Home Depot… more →
GANDYLANDwrote 1 year ago: Well, people. The miraculous has occurred. I haz halogen light bulbz. My apartment is 99.9% halogen … more →
wrote 1 year ago: There is currently a battle being waged for the very foundation of our civilization and for the fabr … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Y’all, the best thing has happened. I’ve managed to combine two of my favorite things i … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I’ve been meaning to jot this little anecdote down for a while now. I haven’t quite figu … more →
wrote 1 year ago: My dog is not very, er… sexually active. For one, he has no balls. For two, he has no balls. H … more →
wrote 2 years ago: There’s jungle fever. And there’s yellow fever. My boyfriend? He’s got jungle feve … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I can’t take credit for this. My friend Moog can take credit. I don’t even think she can … more →
wrote 2 years ago: I have a theory. One should make friends with individuals of different talents and skill sets. So wh … more →
wrote 2 years ago: WARNING: This post makes little sense unless you know the people I’m talking about and it bar … more →
wrote 2 years ago: What are fears but voices airy? Whispering harm where harm is not. And deluding the unwary Till the … more →