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I Fucking Love Eggnog
Eggnog is really REALLY? really REALLY? really REALLY? good and real. However yesterday my friend bought me an eggnog latte at Starbucks and it SUCKED MY AND YOUR BALLS. This could have to do with the… more →
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I Fucking Love Eggnog
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MC Aaron wrote 2 weeks ago: Eggnog is really REALLY? really REALLY? really REALLY? good and real. However yesterday my friend bo … more →
Split P/ea
MC Aaron wrote 1 month ago: Last night I made split pea soup for the first time in a year. It went pretty well. I may have used … more →
Attempted Robbery
MC Aaron wrote 3 months ago: People tend to do stupid things when they get drunk. Last night I attempted to steal an ice cream sa … more →
Times Are Tough, And That Includes Parsley
MC Aaron wrote 4 months ago: Parsley is the “times are tough” garnish, if you will. Oh, you will. Avid readers/stalke … more →
Tomatoes
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MC Aaron wrote 4 months ago: I have a knife made specifically for chopping tomatoes, and yet this afternoon when I chopped eight … more →
God's Away on Business
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MC Aaron wrote 5 months ago: My drinking habit is suffering due to a lack of funds. Please send money. Send via PayPal. My email … more →
Pizza
MC Aaron wrote 5 months ago: What do you do when you wake up from a raucous night of drinking, and there is a whole pizza sitting … more →
Expresso
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MC Aaron wrote 5 months ago: I am into espresso these days. Coffee upsets my stomach. Coffee is too much liquid. Coffee is too mu … more →
Nut Order
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MC Aaron wrote 7 months ago: These are the top ten best nuts, in order: 1 Almonds 2. Pistachios 3. Peanuts 4. Brazil nuts 5. Cash … more →
Get High, Suddenly You Want a Pizza
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MC Aaron wrote 9 months ago: Got high with Mike. We decided to get either pizza or falafel. While approaching local pizza haunt A … more →
Bag It: Locked Lettuce for Losers and Coozes
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MC Aaron wrote 11 months ago: Hi. There’s something weird about bagged salad. I figured this out this evening, when I was ge … more →
Au Bon Pain In My Nuts
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MC Aaron wrote 11 months ago: So I’m ordering a sandwich at Au Bon Pain, right? Classy road trip move. A step above Subway. … more →
Can Anyone Think of Anything Thicker Than Water? Besides Blood?
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MC Aaron wrote 1 year ago: Blood is thicker than water. But so are a lot of things. So is toothpaste. So are banana smoothies. … more →
Not Soured On This Delectable Treat
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MC Aaron wrote 1 year ago: Yo bitches. I’ve been really into sourdough bread lately. I’m talking good sourdough bre … more →
In Your Face Opinions No Holds Barred You Don't Like It Tough Titties
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MC Aaron wrote 1 year ago: What’s up. Subway has been running some deal where select foot-long subs are five bucks. One o … more →
From the Food Files of Lil Dee...
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MC Aaron wrote 1 year ago: According to kitchen ace Lil Dee, the following is the best first dinner date meal that a guy can co … more →
Bloody Sheets & Moldy Pizza
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MC Aaron wrote 1 year ago: I got bloodstains on the sheets. This was a few days ago and I haven’t washed the sheets yet. … more →
Fishy Theory
MC Aaron wrote 1 year ago: Fish sounds like it’s short for something. Like fishtopher. I hope that theory doesn’t s … more →
Goddamit
MC Aaron wrote 1 year ago: I am pretty hungover. I will tell you this much, making gazpacho when you’re hungover is alway … more →
