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Calypso Twins - World Party - Ainsley Harriot
Fucking Ainsley Harriot doing what he does best! Dancing and singing?! Yes you heard me right dancing and singing. He does this with help from some other happy cunt in horrid multicoloured waistcoats.… more →
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Calypso Twins - World Party - Ainsley Harriot
localbastard wrote 1 day ago: Fucking Ainsley Harriot doing what he does best! Dancing and singing?! Yes you heard me right dancin … more →
Mumzy Stranger - One More Dance
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localbastard wrote 2 weeks ago: This guy is a crime to the human race. With his unbelievably shite name. Mumzy stranger sets his sta … more →
Daily cunt. John Barrowman - A tribute
localbastard wrote 2 weeks ago: Nothing really left to say…. … more →
90s Music
localbastard wrote 2 weeks ago: I think this video was made before gay marriage and “being gay in public” was deemed acc … more →
Yes I'm still vaguely alive.
rhyhimself wrote 4 months ago: Well, yesterday didn’t go as planned, folks. First of all, to whoever gave me this fucking co … more →
Keepin’ It Nonpositive, the worst singles of the decade: LiveOnRelease - I'm Afraid of Britney Spears (did not chart, April 2001)
Dom Passantino wrote 9 months ago: Back in the days when we all drove wood cars and thought that Michael Ricketts was the future o … more →
The ever-lovable Calvin Harris
Dom Passantino wrote 12 months ago: The main problem with “Dance Wiv Me” is that it tries to have a classic hip-hop video, but then for … more →
I review Katy Perry’s piece of shit album "One Of The Boys"
Tim wrote 1 year ago: If for some reason you feel compelled to purchase this shit box of an over priced drink coaster … more →
Least talent for most success?
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extremelisteningmode wrote 1 year ago: I’d like to start a debate amongst the loyal ELM masses about who deserves the above epithet m … more →
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