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These Hors D'œuvres Suck
I’ve been scraping my brain all week for wild Thanksgiving memories to write about, and I’ve come to the conclusion that every Turkey Day I’ve ever had has been pretty routine. Grand… more →
These Hors D'œuvres Suck
jamesgreenejr wrote 22 hours ago: I’ve been scraping my brain all week for wild Thanksgiving memories to write about, and I … more →
Crazy Ass Dream: Bridge Talk
jamesgreenejr wrote 2 days ago: This dream began with me interviewing Kristen Stewart for some magazine in an empty parking lot at a … more →
Haikus About Ex-Girlfriends
jamesgreenejr wrote 4 days ago: Birthday joy ruined biography of RuPaul all you got me? Damn. Diet pills and booze watching you turn … more →
Selected Titles From The Box Of VHS Porn My Roommate Keeps In The Living Room
jamesgreenejr wrote 5 days ago: Pump Action No Director Credited Starring: Beau Beaumont, Cody Vance, Hurt Rogers 1997 Notes: Cody V … more →
Taco Bell Feeds The Beat (With Grade F Meat)
jamesgreenejr wrote 6 days ago: I don’t know how this slipped by me in years past, but apparently my old employer Taco Bell ha … more →
I Have Created Art
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jamesgreenejr wrote 1 week ago: This piece speaks on man’s inhumanity to man. I’ll sell the original print to the highes … more →
Would You Pay $130 For Career Advice From Andy Richter?
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 week ago: I don’t see why you wouldn’t. Andy Richter has a few TV shows under his belt, and he cur … more →
Ken Ober: 1957-2009 (SRSLY 4 REEL HAZ SAUCE)
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 week ago: Okay, if the New York Times is reporting it, I’m probably safe on this one: Ken Ober, the wry … more →
Say, Didn't You Get Your Finger Caught In A Folding Chair Once?
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 week ago: Why yes, yes I did! I even had to go the hospital to get it removed. Thanks for bringing it up! Sixt … more →
Images I Personally Find More Offensive Than "The Assassination Of Dimebag Darrell"
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 week ago: View “The Assassination of Dimebag Darrell” here. … more →
Unsolicited Johnny Thunders Review
jamesgreenejr wrote 1 week ago: Johnny Thunders Bootlegging The Bootleggers Jungle Records 1990 “I looked at this book one day … more →
The Chuck Biscuits Death Hoaxer: Chuck Biscuits?
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jamesgreenejr wrote 2 weeks ago: Here’s some food for thought: did Chuck Biscuits himself perpetrate the entire Great Chuck Bis … more →
Unsolicited Californication Soundtrack Review
jamesgreenejr wrote 2 weeks ago: Various Artists Season 3: Music From The Showtime Series Californication Lakeshore Records 2009 So, … more →
Oscar The Grouch: Hockey-Lovin' Maple Syrup Jockey
jamesgreenejr wrote 2 weeks ago: It is a frightening time in America. Beloved institutions like Aerosmith and Myspace are crumbling. … more →
Meanwhile, Weezer Continues To Pile On The Stupid
jamesgreenejr wrote 3 weeks ago: Their latest transgression – inviting soft jazz king Kenny G to “rock out” with th … more →
E-Mail The Chuck Biscuits Death Hoaxer
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jamesgreenejr wrote 3 weeks ago: Two independent sources have suggested to me off record who the mastermind of the Great Chuck Biscui … more →
Chuck Biscuits Is Alive
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jamesgreenejr wrote 3 weeks ago: And it seems it was all just a cruel, cruel hoax: legendary hard rock drummer Chuck Biscuits, whom t … more →
Gore Vidal Just Dropped So Many Amazing Quotes My Head Exploded
jamesgreenejr wrote 4 weeks ago: In this interview with The Atlantic. To wit: “[Obama] should say to the country, ‘The Re … more →
You Know Who's Crazy?
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jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: Elizabeth Taylor. ET saw her pal MJ’s posthumous concert film This Is It and tweeted the follo … more →
