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Parents these days

If you’re my friend & a parent, I hope you don’t do these things:

1. Let your kid touch ev.er.y.thing. in a store while you have your back turned. 271 more words


Raise your hand if you've had a rough year.

Yep, that’s what I thought.

It’s been a rough year for us, too. I feel like a broken record, seeing as I said almost exactly the same thing last year. 491 more words

Mary Lamphere

Today, I am a shitty person.

My apartment in Miami has a sign on each balcony “strongly urging” tenants to close sliding doors and windows and leave the AC on 72 degrees “at all times.” Personally, I like the AC off during the day and at antarctic temperatures while I sleep. 392 more words