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Just one day.15 comments

naptimewriting wrote 1 month ago: I want one day. ONE day in which I don’t need tricks and techniques and reverse psychology to … more →

Tags: Child Wrangling, Don't get me started (uh-oh, you just did), ma'am. Try not to get so worked up.

Save me from the FTC, and pass the chips12 comments

lynnpricewrites wrote 1 month ago: Warning: This is a commentary, and Lynn is breathing fire. Oh dear god. Once again, our government w … more →

Tags: Ripoff, Soap Box, Reviews, FTC blows

Look! It's rant time!12 comments

naptimewriting wrote 2 months ago: To whomever wrote: “You’re probably feeling a whole lot better as you settle into your s … more →

Tags: Don't get me started (uh-oh, you just did), are you freaking kidding me?, ma'am. Try not to get so worked up., Rant, rants

I know I know...

Stef wrote 2 months ago: Someone’s always got it worse than I do. But dammit… I want that damn Bachelor’s D … more →

Tags: Life, frustrated, it's almost like life's telling me to F off, who do you think you are going back to college at YOUR

We now rejoin our midlife crisis, already in progress17 comments

naptimewriting wrote 3 months ago: We went to the guitar store today to restring Peanut’s awesome little 1/2 scale SX guitar. He … more →

Tags: Child Wrangling, Don't get me started (uh-oh, you just did), are you freaking kidding me?, ma'am. Try not to get so worked up., Holy crap there may be two, Attachment Parenting, Gentle Parenting, preschooler, end-of-my-rope

Brit Brit obsessed

diz wrote 6 months ago: It’s like christmas when you wake up and get to read this post… i <3 u five friends t … more →

Tags: shoot me now...celebrities at their finest

yet anuther letter frum prizzin22 comments

Dennis the Vizsla wrote 6 months ago: hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay even tho i agreed to kooperayt with the nice man fr … more →

Tags: Dogs, vizslas, And the winner is..., Bugs Bunny, Contests, Destruction, Dungeons, Home Alone, my cousin vinnie

Can't you do those sums in your head?7 comments

naptimewriting wrote 7 months ago: Number of times kid woke me last night, screaming, scared, or needy: three Number of times spouse wo … more →

Tags: Can't decide on a category, Cat bastards, sleep, Pirate, kids, family is killing me, calculus while sleep deprived

Something of worth4 comments

naptimewriting wrote 8 months ago: If you take some time to focus on the present, to take every day as it comes and honor each moment, … more →

Tags: Feminism, Realism, Solipsism, perfectionism, ismism, motherism, Idealism

Stress fracture whine11 comments

naptimewriting wrote 9 months ago: It’s time for my stress fracture whine. This isn’t going to be pretty, so turn away if y … more →

Tags: are you freaking kidding me?, Don't get me started (uh-oh, you just did), bone stimulator, calcaneal stress fracture, crutches, femoral neck stress fracture, fourth metatarsal, Injury & Rehab, ischial tuberosity

Groundhog month5 comments

naptimewriting wrote 10 months ago: Since the doctor saw a shadow on my X-ray, I’m due for another six weeks of crutches. I should … more →

Tags: are you freaking kidding me?, Frustration, writing, stress fracture, Running, Groundhog Day, crutches, air cast, Metatarsal

What Have I Been Up To?

stephaniescarborough wrote 11 months ago: I’ll let my Facebook status sum it up: “Stephanie Scarborough is working on her zombie n … more →

Tags: writing, Novel, zombies, Fiction

The cat is really really really really mad at us5 comments

naptimewriting wrote 11 months ago: Cat Two is a sensitive lad. And a vindictive a–hole. We know that he is angry with us because … more →

Tags: Cat bastards, are you freaking kidding me?, cat poop, Cat Crap, Cat Shit, angry cat, vindictive cat, Biokleen, Jealous Cat

Voice-activated Hell6 comments

naptimewriting wrote 1 year ago: Today, even though I felt like death warmed over, TMobile called, and the whore they (don’t) p … more →

Tags: Don't get me started (uh-oh, you just did), Humor, Sarah Palin, Customer Service, TMOBILE, voice-activated hell, voiceover

My foot always ends up

jacobparsons wrote 1 year ago: In my mouth. Everything I say always ends up coming out sounding like its been tossed into a blender … more →

Tags: socially inept., Laugh, embarrasment, Life, attractivce, foot, foot in, Foot in Mouth, Fuck

Shake Him By the Face-Mask!!!2 comments

airolyn wrote 1 year ago: The original beginning half of this blog entry has been deleted due to my parental figure, “mo … more →

Tags: Life, Hate, Love, Game, dad, Music, Brother, Sweet, admirer?

Give me a task. Any task.4 comments

Regular Girl wrote 1 year ago: So yesterday I did no work at all. I just piled everything up into a nice big pile of TO DO so that … more →

Tags: The Office

Torture2 comments

Regular Girl wrote 1 year ago: I ate so much at lunch today for no reason because I’m a fat pig.  I feel so bloated and gross … more →

Tags: Daily, Add new tag

Itchy

Regular Girl wrote 1 year ago: It’s hard to give an update on last weekend seeing as I can’t concentrate because I have … more →

Tags: Daily


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