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Two men in a desert

tengkp wrote 4 days ago: Two Christians in the Desert Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert. One is called George one … more →

Tags: Short Story, Two men in a desert

Complaining sentences - did I really write that??1 comment

smarty09 wrote 1 week ago: These are genuine sentences in letters written to councils in UK 1 It’s the dogs’ mess t … more →

Tags: sundry, complaining, complaining sentences, double entendres, double-meanings, English language, Funny, Funny sentences, Hilarity

Egg Farmer

smarty09 wrote 1 week ago: Trevor was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young pullets and about ten rooste … more →

Tags: Jokes, bells and sex, chicken joke, Egg joke, farmer joke, Funny, - Gordon -, Hilarity, joke

Can you get married in heaven?

smarty09 wrote 1 week ago: On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple … more →

Tags: Jokes, Catholic, catholic joke, Funny, Hilarity, joke, lawyer joke, married in heaven. priest, priest joke

Dementia Quiz

smarty09 wrote 1 week ago: Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a Bonus question  to test your perception, reasoning and the quic … more →

Tags: Jokes, Common Sense, dementia, Dementia Quiz, frustrated, fun quiz, Funny, Hilarity, instant Answers

Where are the brakes?

tengkp wrote 1 week ago: My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem … more →

Tags: Short Story, Where are the brakes?

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

smarty09 wrote 3 weeks ago: Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are t … more →

Tags: Jokes, Funny, Toliet Paper, Husband and Wife, husband and wife banter, bigger-breasts, humour, Quick Responses, sharp humour

Maths Lesson

smarty09 wrote 1 month ago: The Official Man Utd Maths Workbook, which covers sums for practising Key Stage Two maths for 7-11 y … more →

Tags: Football, Jokes, football jokes, soccer players, statistics, MUFC, Man U, Manchester United, Old Trafford

12 Double Entendres

smarty09 wrote 1 month ago: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio: 1. Ted Walsh … more →

Tags: Jokes, Funny, Bloopers, double entendres, commentators, commentry nightmares, double-meanings, British TV, TV

Why Am I So Tired?

tengkp wrote 1 month ago:   For a couple of years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much p … more →

Tags: joke, Why I Am So Tired?

The Successful Smuggler

tengkp wrote 1 month ago:      Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shou … more →

Tags: joke, The Successful Smuggler, just for laught

Conversation inside a toilet

tengkp wrote 1 month ago: I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you? … more →

Tags: Conversation inside a toilet, Short Story

I Like Your Thinking

tengkp wrote 1 month ago:   A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them … more →

Tags: joke, I Like Your Thinking

QUICK LAUGH FOR 6 MINS

tengkp wrote 1 month ago:   Teacher       : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the … more →

Tags: Dialogue, QUICK LAUGH FOR 6 MINS

Quick laugh for 5 mins

tengkp wrote 1 month ago:   *******  Mother: David, come here.   David: Yes, mum? Mother: You really disappoint me. Your     r … more →

Tags: Dialogue, Quick laugh for 5 mins

Short funny jokes

internetreporter wrote 2 months ago: Thousands of short hillarious and funny jokes! Short jokes, best jokes, clean jokes, free jokes, dir … more →

Tags: Jokes, Funny Jokes, SMS Jokes, online jokes, Internet Jokes, best jokes, Clean Jokes, free-jokes, dirty jokes

Wedding invite and picture

smarty09 wrote 2 months ago: … more →

Tags: Jokes, Funny, joke, Hilarity, Mariage

Fifty dollars

smarty09 wrote 2 months ago: Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, … more →

Tags: Jokes, Funny, joke, Hilarity, Men v. Women, short joke, Money, value of money

Lonely chap in hotel

smarty09 wrote 2 months ago: A man checked into the Plains Hotel while on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one … more →

Tags: Jokes, Funny, joke, Hilarity, short joke, hotel joke, Travel Joke, Lonely Man, lonely men


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