Tags » Short People

Altitude

The taller the person the shorter the trees
Branch-induced head bumps are like a disease
To which less altitudinous folk are immune
Even Newman the Tuneman would call that a boon

Poetry

Snow, Rain, Sleet, Repeat.

The weather here the past week has been a bit indecisive.  It seems as soon as we get some decent powder we get ice on top of it.   257 more words

Current Conditions

Parenting With Eggs and Snow Forts.

I don’t claim any kind of special parenting proficiency but every once in a while I make a point that sticks.

Hey, even a blind squirl… 907 more words

Current Conditions

Decent height for Short Height Men

Who does not need a decent height? Doubtlessly everybody does. Particularly in the event of men, they need to look a little taller than their better parts. 498 more words

Shoes

10 Facts About Being A Tall Girl

I decided I am going to spell it out once and for all – the truth about what it’s like to be a tall girl. 850 more words

Boyfriend

My First Fight

I would like for someone to remember me as a ‘badass.’ It’s a secret thing that human possess. They do not want to be seen as some pansy or weakling in front of their friends. 522 more words

Journal Posts

4 Reasons Why I Love Being Vertically Challenged

On Saturday night, I found myself in a forest.

A forest of tall people, all looking down on me, like the tiny sapling that I am. 304 more words

General Musings