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Not very cool. At all

Inside my mind, I am young and cool and trendy. In real life I am hurtling towards middle age at tremendous speed. I’m so uncool that if I were cool, it would immediately and without question become uncool and I’m only slightly more trendy than Ann Widdicombe. 372 more words


How To Pull A Sickie (Pt. 2)

Let me paint a picture for you: You and your best friend, Optimus Prime, are running through a field together on the way to Batman’s birthday party. 843 more words

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