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The Pregnancy Alphabet by Outie

A-ankles

B-boobs

C-cankles

D-dignity (out the window)

E-elevate

F-flatus

G-glow

H-hurl (morning sickness)

I-insomnia

J-jugs

K-knankles (extension of cankles…)

L-love

M-mummy

N-nursery

O-outie

P-pelvic floor… 70 more words

General Interest

Bonus Episode

As a big thank you 5 Minutes or Less gives you a bonus episode!

A big thanks goes out to 5 Minutes or Less intern Rick “Cold Stone” Creamery!  21 more words

Comedy

For my girlfriends out there...

Heard this in the car and just had to bring it up on youtube before starting my weekend.

It’s Friday…gotta shake it, shake it, come on and shake it…

Girlfriend

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Romantic + raucous = me

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YES ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

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She can’t see the wood for the buildings, not the trees… 23 more words

#wit

I’d boom shake shake shake the room for you, I would

I’d do a 24 hour twitter marathon for you, I would

I’d filter through the bullshit on your time line for you, and alert you to the good’uns, I would… 47 more words

#twitter