Abbey Brooks

Height: 5′ 7″ Weight: 125
Measurements: 34DD-24-35 Age: 26
Breast size: DD Natural breasts: n
Dress size: 5-6 Shoe size: 9
Ethnicity: caucasian Hair: blonde
Joined with agency: 02-01-07 Started in biz: 11-06-06
Home state: CA Eye color: brown
Tattoos: none

Jesse Jane

Jesse Jane (born July 16,[2] 1980[1] in Fort Worth, Texas) is an American pornographic actress and model.Early life

Jane was a military brat who grew up on various military bases in the Midwestern United States. She did extensive dance training[1] and was a varsity cheerleader at her high school in Rose Hill, Kansas. She graduated high school in Moore, Oklahoma.

Career

After being one of the top finalists in a local model search, Jane began working as a model for retail outlets such as 5-7-9 and David’s Bridal. This work gained her a job doing a television commercial for Hooters restaurant. She also entered Hawaiian Tropic beauty contests, one of which led to her winning a walk-on role in the 2003 made for television movie Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding.

In August 2002, she was named “Miss Photogenic” by the American Dreams Pageant, and shot commercials for the pageant’s sponsors. She embarked on a career as a top bikini model, although she did have a desire to perform in pornography. Jane read an article on Tera Patrick which said that Patrick worked for adult-film production company Digital Playground. She contacted them and was quickly signed to a contract.[3] Her first scene was with Devon in the film No Limits.[3][4] Within months of winning the contract, she appeared on Showtime Network’s Family Business, where she was filmed at the Adult Video News’ awards show and convention.

In 2004, Jane appeared in the first WMV-HD-DVD porn movie Island Fever 3, filmed on Tahiti and Bora Bora.[5] This title was also one of the first HD DVD porn movies in 2007.

Jane appeared on the cover of Texas-based metal band Drowning Pool’s second album Desensitized and was featured in the music video for the album’s first hit single “Step Up”. Jane states that Drowning Pool is one of her favorite bands.

On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno during a 2005 “Jay Walking” segment, she gave her name as “Cindy”, and said that she currently worked at Hooters. An adult magazine cover featuring her as Jesse Jane was then shown onscreen.

In 2005, she was featured as UnRated Magazine’s Vixen, to launch the favorable music review magazine’s new edition of Vixens. The films in which Digital Playground cast Jane, such as No Limits, Beat the Devil, and Loaded, proved popular enough to warrant her own line of sex toys, as well as secure nominations for several awards. She starred in the erotic film series “Pirates”.

Jane co-hosts (with fellow Digital Playground contract performers Devon and Teagan Presley) the live, Internet-based, adult industry talk show DP Tonight. The show features industry gossip, adult film star guests and audience/host interactivity.

Jane was a guest star on the HBO comedy series Entourage. The episode is entitled “I Love You Too”, and features the foursome making a trip to Comicon where they get some help from the “Pussy Patrol” of which Jane is the leader.

In March 2006, Jane and Kirsten Price became the hosts of Playboy TV’s most popular live show, Night Calls. In addition, Jane also hosts Playboy TV’s Naughty Amateur Home Videos[6] and is the sex columnist for Cheri, with contributions starting in the January 2007 issue.[7]

In January 2007, an article in the New York Times stated that Jane intended to have her breast enhancement surgery re-done in an effort to enhance their appearance for high-definition movies.[8] On her official website, she wrote that on 12 February she had her surgery.

Jane has been linked romantically to Kid Rock and Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee[9] as well as former singer of Drowning Pool Jason Jones.

In 2007, Jesse became a sex columnist for the Australian magazine Ralph, replying to letters from readers about sex and dating.[10]

In 2009 Jesse appeared in the reality series The Bad Girls Club.
Personal life

In 2000, Jane gave birth to a boy.[8]

She has stated that the nine-piece nu metal act Slipknot is one of her favorite bands.

She stated in 2007 that she is married to fellow porn star Rick Patrick.[11][12]

In 2004, she stated on the Howard Stern Show that she had a hysterectomy due to now dormant cervical cancer.[13]

She has described herself as bisexual.[14]

Niki Belucci

Hungarian model and house music DJ Niki Belucci often performs erotic and scantily-clad shows. She had a 29-film career as an adult film star starting in 2002.
Belucci was a competitive gymnast growing up. After high school she took a job at a lingerie store and it was while working there that she was introduced to the adult film industry, appearing in her first adult film in 2002.

Belucci worked in the adult film business for six months, making a total of 29 films and winning several awards for her work. She then began her DJ career, often performing shows in the nude or with very little clothing.
Belucci has also released five albums and toured 27 countries. Most recently she signed with the Kingdom Kome Cuts record label.

Briana Banks

Biography:

With her long legs, blonde hair and big tits Briana Banks knows how to captivate her audience. This blue eyed, blonde beauty was born in Munich, Germany in May 1979. She lived in Germany and England until she was 7 when her mother moved to California. As a teenager she was awarded custody of her sister and had to hold on to two jobs, waitressing and fashion modeling, to make ends meet. Even though Briana had some success as a fashion model, she claims that she wasn’t making much money.

The day she left her insurance day job, she got into a car accident. She was desperate for cash. She couldn’t even afford to move herself and her sister into an apartment from the room they were renting. It was then that she answered an ad in the L.A. weekly on making up to a $1,000 a day modeling. Her porn career was now about to begin.

Briana says that as a teen she was sexually inexperienced. Everything she learned about sex was from film, including her first orgasm. In film she grew up from a girl to a sexually experienced woman. She eventually managed to sign a contract with Vivid Video.

She was the June 2001 Penthouse Pet of the Month and she has appeared with Vivid star Jenna Jameson in 2002 in “Briana Loves Jenna’. This film became the best selling and renting adult video of the year in 2002.

Her nickname is Tits On A Stick because of her large tits on her tight and toned body and her small ass. Her DD breasts are of course implants. She says that she got implants because she always wanted large tits. I was watching the pornstar reality/documentary film Porno Valley and in the film she mentions that is going to get her breasts reduced because they are just too big and she has outgrown their attraction. She goes to visit Dr Peter Grossman (Vivid’s boob doctor) to get a breast reduction. Instead she gets them enlarged because the saline implants are much better and improved. The new implants look “more real” than the old ones according to Briana Banks.

Besides her sex workouts, Briana works out every day at the gym and loves to snowboard.

Shyla Stylez

Shyla Stylez was born September 23, 1982. Shyla Stylez is from Armstrong, British Columbia, Canada. After high school, she moved to Vancouver, where she was posing naked for various small internet outfits (e.g., performing for nude cams and posing for still pictures). Stylez began working as a stripper when she turned 18. In August of 2000 she went to Los Angeles and began working for Anabolic Productions. She revamped her appearance in June 2002 by having her hair braided and acquiring breast implants. Stylez worked for a time exclusively for Jill Kelly Productions

She was married to Jill Kelly Productions CEO Bob Friedland for a time, but divorced in 2003.

She returned to making films in 2006 after a brief hiatus. She has returned with larger breasts is currently represented by LA Direct modeling agency. Click here for booking Shyla Stylez

Among her 40-plus films are Big Tit Bust Out, Anal Addicts, Dumb Blonde, My Perfect 10’s Again, Semen Biscuit, Humping 9 to 5, Make a Beeline for My Behind, Pussy Licking Good and Tit’s a Wonderful Life.

Monica Sweetheart

”Monica Sweetheart” (born Monika Listopadová on 23 April, 1981 in Beroun), is a Czech pornographic film actress. Sweetheart first got into porn in 2000 shortly after turning eighteen. She gained notoriety with her performance in ”Buttman’s Anal Show 2”. Because she speaks fluent English, Monica does not project the image of the stereotypical speechless European porn star. Monica now spends her time between Prague and Southern California.

To date, Sweetheart has performed in almost 230 movies, the majority of which depict Sweetheart performing anal sex acts.

In 2004 Monica was nominated for the ”Best Group Scene Award” by the X-rated Critics Organization (XRCO) for her scene in ”Eye of the Beholder”.

Monica has in the past been represented by the adult agency LA Direct Models, but is currently represented by the Czech agency Absolute Stars.

Monica was a close friend of Lea De Mae, a former model and pornstar also from the Czech Republic, who died from brain cancer in December 2004 and appeared (aged eighteen) along with Czech porn actresses Lea, Silvia Saint and Daniella Rush (known as the “Dream Team”) in Frank Thring’s ”The Academy” amongst other popular movies.

Monica has began directing adult films for the production company ”Zero Tolerance”. She is directing and starring in a series entitled ”Monica’s Sweethearts”.

She also has a somewhat unusual tattoo – a lobster on her right shoulder blade.

Priya Rai

riya Rai moved from New Delhi, India to the USA at the age of two. Her father is a research engineer at Honeywell near Minneapolis. She dropped out of Arizona State University, Tempe to become an adult model. Her parents were very supportive of her decision. She recently re-enrolled because, “I love modeling; but someday I may have to do something else.”

Rai gained widespread popularity on the internet after appearing on Foxes.com website. Soon she created her own website and her fan base has grown steadily since, particularly among her primary niche, the ABCD (American Born Confused Desi) market.

She is remarkably candid about her breast implants. As she states on her website, “Yes, I am petite; but not in the boobie department — I made sure of that!” In September 2007, new photos of Priya were published showing her bigger boobs at Foxes.com.

Her main goals are “meditation and being in tune with my spiritual and sexual energy”.

Phoenix Marie

Phoenix is a femme superb. This newbie was born and raised in Southern California. Her career began back in 2006, when she was out with some friends one night, and was approached by the bouncer of a nightclub, in the Los Angeles area. He happened to be familiar with a local talent agent. In high school, Phoenix was brainy and shy with no social graces to speak of. She considers herself a tomboy. Back home, she re-builds classic cars. Pheonix owns two Harley’s, a dirt bike, and is very big on outdoor and extreme sports. During an interview in November 2007 she told us here at Bangbros, “Most of the time I wore overalls and flannel shirts and didn’t even shave my legs. I had plenty of sexual ideas, but I didn’t date. I read a lot, though. Things related to sex, men, and porn.” She feels that being in the movies helps her develop parts of her personality that were stunted during adolescence. For example, how to socialize, how to be at a party, how to interact with members of the opposite sex, how to be a social being, how to be empathetic and caring. What turns her on in a man are his shoulders and his height. She loves going to the beach and playing soccer, baseball and hockey. Although, being a newcomer in the industry, now at the age of 26, Phoenix Marie has been featured in over 50 scenes and can be found in today’s hottest DVD’s.

Kira Kener

Kira Nicole Kener (born Stephanie Knain[1][2] on August 11, 1974 in San Jose, California) is a retired American pornographic actress. She is Eurasian, as her father is of Norwegian ancestry and her mother is of Vietnamese ancestry.[3][4] She has legally changed her name to Kira Kener as well as registering it as a trademark.[5]

[edit] Biography

As with many hardcore porn stars, Kira began her career in the adult industry as a feature dancer before being approached by Vivid Video in 1999 for her hardcore debut in the film Nurses[4]. She was Penthouse Pet of the Month for December 2002 and also shared the cover of Playboy in March 2002. She was a contributing writer to the book How to Have a XXX Sex Life: The Ultimate Vivid Guide, published in 2004. She is also one of thirty porn-stars featured in Timothy Greenfield-Sanders’s book, XXX: 30 Porn-Star Portraits. In February 2007, Digital Playground released the DVD Virtual Sex With Kira Kener and is the only hardcore release in which the male subject does not wear a condom while having intercourse with Kira.

Kira was under exclusive contract with Vivid Video from 1999 to 2005.[4] Kira currently resides in North Carolina and continues to feature dance at clubs across the United States.

In 2005 Kener filed a lawsuit against Vivid Video for wrongful termination, breach of website agreement and federal trademark dilution. The lawsuit included allegations of unsanitary health conditions on a Vivid Video set and Vivid Video’s disregard for the health and safety of the performers in its films.

According to the lawsuit, Kener was infected with a sexually transmitted disease after using a sex toy in February 2004.

The suit was settled in April 2007; terms of the settlement were not disclosed.

Eve Lawrence

Birthdate: October 4, 1985
Height: 5 ft 7 in (1.70 m)[1]
Weight: 115 pounds (52 kg)[1]
Measurements: 36D-27-36 (91D-69-91)[1]
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Brown[1]
Skin color: White
Alias(es): Eve Lawrence, Envi, Envy
No. of films: 140[2]
Eve Laurence (born October 4, 1985 in Queen Anne, Maryland)[1], is an American pornographic actress.

She was nominated for a 2007 AVN award for Best Sex Scene Coupling for a Film

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson (born Jenna Marie Massoli on April 9, 1974[4][5][6][dead link]) is an American entrepreneur and former pornographic actress of Italian descent, who has been called the world’s most famous porn star[7][8][9] and “The Queen of Porn”.[10] She started acting in erotic films in 1993 after having worked as a stripper and glamour model. By 1996, she had won the ‘top newcomer’ award from each of the three major pornographic film industry organizations. She has since won more than 20 adult film awards, and has been inducted into both the X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) and Adult Video News (AVN) Halls of Fame.[11][12]

Jameson founded pornographic entertainment company ClubJenna in 2000 with Jay Grdina, whom she later married and divorced. Initially a single website, this business expanded into managing similar websites of other stars and began producing pornographic films in 2001. The first such film, Briana Loves Jenna (with Briana Banks), was named at the 2003 AVN Awards as the best-selling and best-renting pornographic title for 2002.[13] By 2005, Club Jenna had revenues of US$30 million with profits estimated at half that.[7] Advertisements for her site and films, often bearing her picture, have towered on a forty-eight-foot-tall billboard in New York City’s Times Square. Playboy TV hosts her Jenna’s American Sex Star reality show where aspiring porn stars compete for a Club Jenna contract.[14]

Jameson has also crossed-over into mainstream pop-culture, starting with a minor role in Howard Stern’s 1997 film Private Parts. Her mainstream appearances continued with: regular appearances on The Howard Stern Show; very popular guest-hosting stints on E! television’s Wild On! and Talk Soup programs; a guest-starring voice-over role in a 2001 episode of the Fox animated television sitcom Family Guy; an award-winning voice-over role in the 2002 video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City; and, a guest-starring role in two episodes of the 2003 NBC television series Mister Sterling. Her 2004 autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, spent six weeks on The New York Times Best Seller list.[7] She has also created a horror comic book with Virgin Comics entitled Jenna Jameson’s Shadow Hunter, which was released in February 2008. She played the female lead character in the 2008 horror-comedy Zombie Strippers.
Birthdate: April 9, 1974 (1974-04-09) (age 35)
Birth location: Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.
Birth name: Jenna Marie Massoli
Measurements: 32C-22-33 (81-56-84 cm), bust was 32DD[1][2]
Height: 5 ft 7 in (1.70 m)[3]
Weight: 110 lb (50 kg)[3]
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blonde (Brunette in 2005)
Ethnicity: Italian American
Alias(es): Jennasis, Daisy Holliday, Daisy Maze, others
No. of films: 125+[2]

Silvia Saint

Silvia Saint (born Silvie Tomčalová; February 12, 1976) is a Czech pornographic actress. In 1996, she was Penthouse Pet of the Year in the Czech edition of the magazine, and between 1997 and 2001, she appeared in over 200 pornographic movies.

Tomčalová studied management for two years in Brno, and worked as a manager of a large hotel in the Czech city of Zlín, and in other companies as an accountant and marketing coordinator. She found that work financially unsatisfactory, so moved on to modeling, first lingerie, then nude in magazines, then pornographic films. She was Penthouse Pet of the Year in 1996 (Czech edition). After her introduction to the American porn industry, she won the award in 1997 and 1998 (U.S. edition).

Saint’s early films were shot in Europe, many for Private Media Group. Later, she moved across the Atlantic where she spent over three years in the United States.

On March 19, 2001, Saint announced that she was leaving the porn industry. She moved to Prague, Czech Republic and continued to perform in many girl-girl scenes after 2001.

Saint was awarded a lifetime achievement award at Torino Sex 2005, Turin’s second annual Delta of Venus Fair.

In 2006, Saint won the rights to the Internet domain name sylviasaint.com from a cybersquatter in a lawsuit.

Hannah Harper

Hannah Harper (born July 4, 1982 in Devon, England) is an English pornographic actress and director. Her stage name is a combination of the names of two of her friends.[2]

Harper grew up in a fishing town in Devon, where her parents worked in local holiday camps. She describes herself as a “real goody-goody” at school, and studied Theatre, Media, Dance and Psychology at ‘A’ level[4] at South Devon College.[1] Her first job was at a local fish and chip shop, then worked in a hotel as a receptionist, bar-maid and waitress.[4]

In 2001, Harper started modeling in London[5] at her then-boyfriend’s suggestion.[6] She came to Los Angeles the following year for photo shoots and has since relocated to the area. Harper appeared in a few amateur porn videos, her first being with TM Video Productions, before working with Ben Dover in her first professional movie. She signed exclusive contracts with Legend Entertainment and with Sin City Video. As well, she was involved in the day-to-day operations of the L.A. Direct Models agency alongside her boyfriend Ben English, but that ended when they broke up in mid-2004.[7]

She has appeared in High Society magazine and Club International magazine several times. In addition, she was the April 2002 Penthouse Pet of the Month, Aziani girl feature, and Hustler’s May 2002 covergirl and centerfold.

She also began working as a feature dancer on the strip club circuit and even got some costumes from Flick Shagwell who had retired dancing. She has mentioned misgivings about the work saying “I knew I couldn’t dance… I have no sense of rhythm.”[8]

In late-2006, Harper announced that she and Sin City were parting ways and she was looking to shoot more softcore material while pursuing a college degree in psychology.[9]Along this line she portrays Ophelia in the Cinemax series “Co-Ed Confidential,” and she played “Christy” alongside Nikki Nova in the Digital Entertainment production “Busty Cops 2.” Hannah has recently started work on the Fantasy porn strip World of Whorecraft that has received a certain amount of press coverage

Harper has mentioned that she was married at one time, but has since divorced.[5] At the same time as she was dating Ben English, she was also in a steady relationship with Mary Carey, which English and Carey helped set up.[10]

Her official website is hannahmodel.com; as of September 2007 this site was still operated by her. The site xxxhannahharper.com was operated by her former production company as a part of her original contract, and she no longer has regular interaction with that website.

Kayden Kross

Birthdate September 15, 1985 (1985-09-15) (age 23)
Birth location Sacramento, California [1]
Measurements 32D – 22 – 34″[1]
Height 5 ft 5 in (1.65 m)
Weight 125 pounds (57 kg)
Eye colour Blue
Hair colour Blonde
Ethnicity Swedish[1]
Alias(es) Jenna Nikol, Jenna Nickol, Kayden Cross
No. of films 14
Biography

Kross was born and raised in Sacramento, California. She has described herself in high school as “the book nerd”.She began stripping at the age of eighteen at Rick’s Showgirls in Rancho Cordova, California, to earn extra money to purchase a pony that was going to be slaughtered. She was later contacted by an agent and started modeling in adult magazines.

Kross was a senior at California State University, Sacramento, when she signed an exclusive performing contract with Vivid Video in November 2006.[4] Her movies with Vivid included Kayden’s First Time, Hard Time, and Be Here Now. Unhappy with the company, she became a free agent one year later when she did not renew her contract.[2] After one month of being a free agent, she signed an exclusive contract with Adam & Eve.

Kross has appeared in several episodes of The Block, a reality snowboarding show that aired on G4TV, in which the Vivid Girls went to The Block hotel for a photo shoot. She also appeared on the Gene Simmons’ reality show, Family Jewels.She was named Penthouse Pet of the Month for September 2008.

Kross’ official web site, ClubKayden.com, launched on September 2, 2008. Alongside a blog she hosts at UnKrossed.com, Kross writes regular updates and opinion columns for MikeSouth.com, an adult industry gossip blog, among other sites.

In September 2008, Kross was charged with grand theft and violations of the California Civil Code involving contracts for purchases of home equity. In July 2009, the grand-theft charge was dismissed and the real-estate-fraud charge was reduced to a misdemeanor; Kross pleaded no contest to the resulting charges and was sentenced to one day in custody and three years of probation.

Kianna Dior

Birthdate: 17-November-1969
Category:

Kianna Dior (born in Vancouver, British Columbia) is a pornstar of half-Korean and half-Canadian descent.

Although she is one of the oldest “new” pornstars in the business, she has become hugely popular mainly through the internet. As most other co-starlets, she worked as a stripper before moving onto the screen, shooting her first movie in 1999.

Kianna has appeared in over 90 films, mostly all-sex-style. She has featured mainly in big-breast films or Asian-style films like Asian Divas, Sinful Asians and Asian Persuasion, although lately she has appeared in more prominent productions such as Reign of Tera, one of the comeback films of fellow porn star Tera Patrick. Kianna now appears in MILF movies, such as MILF hunter, due to her age.

Tera Patrick

Linda Ann Hopkins Shapiro[1] (born July 25, 1976[1]), known professionally as Tera Patrick, is an American pornographic actress.
Birth name: Linda Ann Hopkins
Birthdate: July 25, 1976 (1976-07-25) (age 33)
Birth location: Great Falls, Montana
Spouse(s): Evan Seinfeld
Height: 5 ft 9 in (1.75 m)
Weight: 121 lb (55 kg; 8.6 st)
Measurements: 36DD-24-34 in
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Brown
Ethnicity: Thai/English
Alias(es): Tara Patrick, Sadie Jordan, Brooke Thomas, Tera Hopkins
No. of films: 99 (AFDB), 102 (IAFD)
Patrick moved to New York City and her career as a runway and catalog model began. At 18, she left the world of modeling and enrolled at Boise State University[2]. She later transferred to University of California at Santa Barbara, where for financial needs reasons she began fashion modeling again[citation needed].
[edit] Publications

She has appeared in Playboy and Penthouse, where she was the “Pet of the Month” for February 2000[3] and was selected as “Pet of the Year” runner-up.

In 2003, Patrick became the masthead publisher of Genesis.
[edit] Future plans

Today, she hosts the popular webcast The Tera Patrick Show and she is active in the adult film community, raising money for both the Free Speech Coalition and A.I.M. Healthcare[citation needed].

In an interview with the Adult Film Database in February 2007, Patrick stated she will only continue to work in front of the camera for two more years, but plans on releasing her starring adult titles over the next decade.[4] The March 2007 DVD release, ‘inTERActive’ set the record as the fastest selling Hustler release ever.[5]

In 2008, Patrick began hosting the Playboy TV erotic instructional show, School Of Sex

Nav brīnums, ka šī meitene piedalās porno filmās.. Manuprāt,  ļoti HOT HOT. Porn faniem zināšanai viņa ir piedalījusies tādās filmās kā:

• My Girlfriend Silvia Saint
• Virtual Sex with Silvia Saint
• Ace in the Hole
• Saints & Sinners
• Skin Deep
• Mad About Silvia Saint
• 100% Silvia

Mazs video no Youtube:

Spre finalul anilor ‘90, cele mai cunoscute vedete porno erau Jenna Jameson si Silvia Saint. Ambele, din pacate pentru amatorii genului, retrase acum din activitate.

Daca Jenna Jameson e mamica de gemeni, Silvia Saint a lasat filmele XXX pentru viata linistita din tara natala, Cehia.

Intre 1997 si 2001, Silvia a jucat in peste 200 de filme pentru adulti. Brusc, s-a retras acasa, la Praga. De acolo plecase sa isi faca un nume, dupa doi ani de facultate si o experienta de director de hotel si contabila.

Cum a inceput totul? Silvia, pe numele adevarat Silvie Tomcalova, a vrut bani mai multi. Asa ca si-a lasat facultatea ca sa fie model, apoi a facut cateva pictoriale nud si a trecut la filmele porno. Industria a onorat-o cu numeroase premii de specialitate.

Silvia Saint are acum 33 de ani si, din cand in cand mai “scapa” cate un filmulet, dar numai daca implica sexul cu femei.

Filme

• My Girlfriend Silvia Saint
• Virtual Sex wit Silvia Saint
• Ace in the Hole
• Saints & Sinners
• Skin Deep
• Mad About Silvia Saint
• 100% Silvia

pra mim esse título é quase pleonástico, porque filme de sacanagem é que nem sexo, como diria juca chaves: quando é bom, é bom; quando é ruim… também é bom. Mas lembra do filme pornô que eu comentei aqui uns posts atrás, que passou em plena luz do dia no canal Private, que é voltado pra héteros e no qual um cara dá o cu? outro dia o assisti inteiro, e é uma delícia. (não mencionei antes que a cinta-pau que a garota usa brilha no escuro, hehehe. fiquei morrendo de vontade de ter uma cinta-pau que brilha no escuro, achei tão lúdico.) o filme tem uma proposta estética interessante e muitas cenas de putaria que buscam fugir dos clichês de um jeito bonito e criativo, e, como acontece em filmes da private, tanto as atrizes quanto os atores todos são lindos.

chama desejos radicais – o título original é Xtreme Desires, é de 1999, dirigido por Tanya Hyde, e tem a poderosa Silvia Saint no elenco. a sinopse do filme no site da private anuncia a performance de monique covét, apresenta tanya hyde como a primeira dama do fetichismo e promete sacanagem sem limites. sem mais delongas, deixo aqui o link pro arquivo pra baixar desse filme. (pra quem não vê lá o link pro download, é porque ainda não está registrado no fórum, mas é só registrar e o link aparece.) Peguei o link nesse site aqui, onde dá pra baixar todos os filmes da private. bom divertimento a todos.

…e já que estamos falando de boa pornografia, deixo também o link de um ensaio de fotos de um casal transando, da ótima abby winters, que é simplesmente uma das coisas mais sexies que eu vi ultimamente.

Más imágenes de Silvia Saint aquí

Muchos piensan que se trata de una estratagema del gobierno municipal de La Isla para distraer la atención de la ciudadanía en estos momentos en los que están siendo investigados por la “desaparición” de unos cuantos euros de las arcas municipales. Otros, sin embargo, ven este gesto como la respuesta democrática parte del Ayuntamiento a las demandas de miles de cañaíllas.

Sea por H o por B, el caso es que para abril de 2010 La Isla celebrará el I Festival de Cine Porno de La Isla: “LA ISLA DEL PORNO”, según anunciaba en la mañana de hoy la concejalía de cultura. Por este festival, pionero en tierras andaluzas, pasará la nada desdeñable cifra de 100 films. Entre varias categorías (cumshot, gang bang, milf, bizarre, …) destaca la sección “Cine X Local, con sabor a cañaílla”, una sección, fuera de concurso, que servirá para promocionar a los noveles directores locales. En esta categoría podremos ver por fin en la gran pantalla aquella famosa orgía que se organizó hará unos dos años en la Casería de Ossío como protesta ante la construcción de tres torres de más de 50 metros de altura a pie de playa.

La reacción del pueblo no se ha hecho esperar. El representante de los Hermanos Cofrades de La Isla ha señalado que “siempre y cuando el festival no perturbe las salidas procesionales y sus subvenciones”, ellos no tienen nada que objetar. Por su parte, el presidente de la Asociación de Vecinos del Centro ha aprovechado para pedir la paralización de las obras del tranvía. El máximo edil del Ayuntamiento de La Isla ha aseverado, además, que “en un pueblo en el que hay más puticlubs que bibliotecas, este festival se convierte en una necesidad moral y democrática”.

De momento, poco más podemos adelantarle sobre esta tan buena como esperada noticia salvo que el cartel del festival será presentado en el Cyberwichi y que dicha presentación estará presidida por el carismático Ron Jeremy, quién a su vez fuera candidato a alcalde de La Isla en las elecciones de 2002. La banda sonora del festival será realizada, si el levante lo permite, por Juan Carlos Aragón.

Cartel "LA ISLA DEL PORNO"

Como veis no estoy dedicando al blog el tiempo que seguramente debiera, y sin embargo, con las distintas pruebas se ha estabilizado en torno a las 7-10 visitas diarias, lo cual me parece una auténtica burrada y se debe seguramente al tema de las invitaciones a tuenti a pesar de que no haya comments (nota mental: revisar si hace falta registrarse para dejar comentarios).

En fin, a lo que iba, he estado viendo varios vídeos esta mañana en Youtube a cuenta de una entrevista a Borja Cobeaga en El País que me ha pasado un compañero. En ella, el director donostiarra habla de su nueva película, El Pagafantas, con el gran Gorka Otxoa como protagonista, que trata de un chaval que se hace amigo de una argentina que le vuelve loco esperando que en el futuro ella se deje arrimar la cebolleta. Un pagafantas, en resumidas cuentas. Gorka borda estos papeles como ya demostró en Vaya Semanita primero y más tarde en otros programas como Cuestión de sexo. Pero esa no es la cuestión, lo que yo he estado buscando un rato a raíz de las declaraciones de Borja es el vídeo original. Tanto oír hablar del pagafantas me entró la curiosidad y me decidí a buscar el vídeo por youtube. El problema de youtube (amén del hecho de que es imposible entrar para ver un vídeo e irse sin ver 5 ó 6 como poco), es que en cuanto un vídeo se hace popular, aparecen 200 idiotas copiando el vídeo, o doblándolo, o lo que es peor, versionándolo sin tener puta gracia. Un ejemplo especialmente sangrante por la inclusión de un interés partidista es el grandioso “contigo no bicho” y su insulsa versión pepera, que no hay por donde cogerla. Debido a este fenómeno, los vídeos de éxito se hacen realmente difíciles de encontrar. El pagafantas no es una excepción. Han surgido pagafantas de todos los colores y calidades humorísticas, y además, según parece debido a la aparición explícita de un par de pezones femeninos, el vídeo original fue retirado de youtube y ya sólo quedan versiones cercenadas como esta, rebautizadas como “metalera vs emo pagafantas”. Afortunadamente, aún hay sitios con menos remilgos y el vídeo puede verse por ejemplo aquí. Ella está como un queso y él es un poco troll del tesoro. A pesar del evidente desnivel estético, la chica ya sea por el alcohol ya sea por la cámara está más caliente que el pico de una plancha, se queda en tanga (a partir del minuto 3:00) y hace insinuaciones sexuales bastante explícitas (de hecho hay un momento en el que dice textualmente “deja de sacar la lengua y cómeme el coño”, no hace falta saber criptografía para pillar esta).

Ante este espectáculo, que no dejaría impávido ni al papa Benedicto, el pagafantas únicamente tiene la ocurrencia de invitar a la susodicha a un chupito y seguir filmando sin acercarse a ella más que para sacar la lengua a la cámara o sonreir. Esto ha suscitado todo tipo de reacciones, desde los pajilleros con acné que desde detrás de la pantalla de su ordenador son todos Rocco Siffredi y no la habrían dejado salir con vida ni locos, hasta los que defienden al pagafantas alabando su caballerosidad por respetar a una amiga cuando está ebria. Pues bien, ni con unos ni con otros. Por un lado a partir de 7-8 minutos de vídeo es imposible saber si el pagafantas es realmente un pagafantas o un auténtico cabrón y siguió invitándo a chupitos a su amiga hasta beneficiársela medio inconsciente. Sin duda todos los pajilleros con cutis de arroz a banda consideran esta opción infinitamente más varonil (!). Por otro lado, el pagafantas (en lo sucesivo Alberto), no puede ser muy caballeroso si anda grabando a sus amigas borrachas medio en pelotas y después enseña el vídeo a sus amigos, tanto da si afiló el lápiz o no. Al fin y al cabo, su inmerecida fama le llega cuando un “amigo” le roba el vídeo y lo postea en youtube, se entiende que para saber de la existencia del vídeo, Alberto tenía que habérselo mostrado antes.

En resumen, que ni héroe ni villano hasta que se demuestre lo contrario, Alberto el “pagafantas” original ha conseguido con este vídeo algo que seguramente no habría conseguido por otros medios: hacerse famoso. Y su amiga (¿Miriam?) ha conseguido convertirse en la inspiración de muchas sesiones onanísticas anónimas poniéndose sin comerlo ni beberlo a la altura de Jena Jameson, Lilly Thai, Asia Carrera, o Silvia Saint (cuatro grandes artistas), sin llegar a tocar pelo. Olé tus huevos, niña.

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O nosso top 10 do mês de março ficou assim (posição/nome):

01 – Sandy Capetinha – Regiane Brunnquell

02 – Elin Grindemyr
03 – Veronika Zemanova
04 – Sara Jean Underwood
05 – Carmella DeCesare
06 – Summer Glau
07 – Silvia Saint Xmas 2
08 – Asia Carrera – Jessica Bennett
09 – Maria Ozawa
10 – Yoshiko Suenaga