The first half of these — the ones in black and white – were confirmed fake as the ‘pee’ in question was really apple juice.  The ones in color are the real deal.  Simon also has 2 pee-drinking videos that will be on here as soon as I get the video page finished.

“Tente pensar em um elefante. Agora tente pensar em outro. Adimita: os dois eram o mesmo elefante, não eram?”

Resolvi não colocar imagens neste artigo. É melhor que você vá até o site e veja por si mesmo. Neave é um site criado pelo designer londrino Paul Neave  que dispõe de treze inusitadas, interessantes e diversificadas maneiras de se passar o tempo ocioso, se divertir ou fazer o que mais você descobrir ser possível. É provável que você se surpreenda, não só com a criatividade de Paul Neave, como também com a sua própria. A seguir um resumo do que se pode encontrar no site:

1. Flash Earth coloca à sua disposição imagens de satélite da Terra adquiridas através de múltiplas fontes, incluindo a NASA e a Microsoft.
2. Planetarium vai lhe mostrar um belo céu estrelado pelo qual você poderá rodopiar à vontade, identificar constelações e, quando tiver curiosidade, passar o mouse por cima de uma estrela para saber seu nome, sua constelação, sua magnitude e sua distância de nós.
3. Games disponibiliza remakes de jogos clássicos como Space Invaders, Tetris N-Box, Asteroids, Snake, Simon, Jogo-da-velha, Hexxagon e Frogger.
4. Imagination fará com que linhas de luz e fumaça saiam da ponta do seu mouse em um fundo preto, formando texturas e desenhos interessantes.
5. Fractal te levará em uma viagem de zoom eterno que segue os princípios de um complicado conceito matemático (sobre o qual você pode tentar saber mais aqui e aqui)
6. Television é uma televisão sem contexto. Entre color bars e chiados você assistirá a trechos randômicos de uma coisa qualquer.
7. Strobe te fará ver tudo de uma forma diferente da que você costuma ver. O Mushroom não recomenda que você dirija nem opere máqunas perigosas logo após a experiência.
8. Anaglyph dará utilidade àquele óculos 3D que você roubou de algum filme ou ganhou junto com aquela revista de dinossauros quando tinha dez anos. Com ele você poderá desenhar e escrever em três dimensões, girar e aproximar/afastar sua imagem. Se você não tem um óculos 3D, faça um: vale a pena.
9. Bounce deixa bolinhas coloridas de diferentes tamanhos na sua tela. Coloque uma música ou fale algo (requer microfone) e as bolinhas vão pular de acordo com o som.
10. Light segue o mesmo princípio de Bounce, exceto que, nele, o show é de luzes.
11. Dandelion consiste num dente-de-leão virtual que você pode soprar (requer microfone) e sacudir eternamente, pois ele sempre se renova.
12. Webcam é um conjunto de gravações interessantes feitas pelos internautas através de suas webcams com alguns efeitos que o site disponibiliza. Além de assistir, você pode se divertir com os efeitos fazendo, você mesmo, gravações (requer webcam).
13. Voting questiona e estuda o ato de votar. Nele, você se deparará com perguntas estranhas (e potencialmente engraçadas) como:

Armpit hair?

• Long and dangly
• Short and matted
• Fashioned into a small hat

que exploram fatores como a influência que a construção da pergunta exerce sobre sua resposta.

Enfim, vale muito a pena conferir o Neave, a não ser que você esteja estudando para algum vestibular ou tenha algum projeto importante para entregar no trabalho por esses dias, pois o site tomará uma parcela razoável do seu tempo. Confie no Mushroom.

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This is about the last of Simon’s Flickr collection in which he does some cross-dressing, anal sex with a banana, and cums on his own face.

最近久しぶりにべスパを乗って、本当に楽しいですよ！12歳からずっとべスパが欲しかった、2年前やっと買いました。今乗ってるのはべスパ50s。今度小型免許をとってPX125か新しいs125を頑張ってお金ためて買います！

VESPA s125……欲しい！！

VESPA　PX125.．．．．．．．この形も欲しい！！

今乗っているVESPA　５０S。．．．．．．．大好きです

This is even more from Simon’s Flickr collection that he “accidentally” made available to that online community.

It looks like a standard set of blowjob pictures complete with cum facial, but if you look close there is something even kinkier about this set.  Look at the two pictures below and take notice of the wallpaper patterns and carpeting in both.

It’s already established that the left picture was taken in his mother’s room, which means Simon did this blowjob IN HIS MOTHER’S BEDROOM.  I would have missed that completely if he himself hadn’t pointed it out to me.

I don’t judge I just report.

It is pretty bad. Last night Jedward, the scary Irish duo left. Louis Walsh’s ‘little popstars’ weren’t destined to win. Louis also helped to vote out Jamie Archer the week before by saying Lloyd had the most potential. Then in last nights episode he said Lloyd was the weakest of all the singers. Just shows you.

Dannii also posed the question: ‘is this a singing contest?’ before voting for Olly to stay. Simon pretended he didn’t hear her even though she said it three times. Cheryl remained silent also not wanting to rock things with King Simon. Louis had his usual minus expression, seemingly in awe of the twins.

Louis later commented that it was so wonderful to work with ‘young people’ and it made him feel young again – a comment that must have had most 16 year-olds in the country simultaneously throwing up their dinners. Jedward it seems representing the teenaged population of the country so accurately.
So now after Olly was nearly knocked out all bets are off. I hope Stacey does well. She is a natural talent with emphasis on natural. This puts her apart from Danyl who is a talent without any of the sincerity (or charm of Stacey, of course). Having to hear his nasal voice again and his giant mouth opening up to swallow the four judges and half the audience too is something I will have to bear another week.

or at least all danes livin’ in and around copenhagen. Come on.. Lets dance for the climate!!!!!
http://www.sealthedeal2009.org/campaign-in-action/168-dance-for-climate-change

In addition to the new pictures he took by request for the community, Simon also “accidentally” gave us all access to his xxx-rated Flickr collection, which included the following choice shots.  BUT be aware a few of these shots include one of those no-no names.  On pictures they’re fine because they can’t be searched as text on Google.  Just don’t re-type them anywhere kthnx!

This is the second half of Simon’s request pictures.

During the time Simon was pretending to troll himself in that snark community, he took a bunch of pictures as requests to “prove” he was being fooled.  These are mostly requests from people in that community.  Here is the first half.  There’s so many I split it over 2 posts.

Ja ihr lest richtig.

Unsere erste YouBlaarg Show ist seit Samstag. dem 21.11.2009 online auf Youtube zu sehen! (Was übrigens gestern war xD)

Naja auf jeden Fall wird es sehr bald mehr von uns zu sehen geben!

Viel Spaß

xxx Anne

Das letzte Spiel der Aufstiegs-Saison 08/09 gegen Würgau konnte dazu genutzt werden, dem damaligen Trainer Jürgen Pflaum zu zeigen, wie seine Ansprachen die letzten 3 Jahre so rübergekommen sind Live aus der FCO-Kabine.

Simon and Simone met the Internet when a preemie baby of theirs died, and no one ever laughed at that.  They made a MySpace for it, tho, and that MySpace got posted to one of the million snark communities that exist out there.  It started with a picture of the couple looking stoned:

Along with shots of the baby, creepy songs, things like that.  Simon got tipped off to the snark post and made a number of mean emails to members, until suddenly an “anonymous” source popped up and suddenly we were looking at this string of photos:

Along with links to their porn myspace:

LINK #1     LINK#2     LINK#3     LINK#4

And not long after, we were staring at this.

More posts came, things escalated, almost everyone freaked out, until it turned out it was Simon all along behind the anonymous source and everyone’s mind was blown and we all got a good laugh.  During all this, before people figured what was happening, a lot of people got booted from the community, and it got a lot harder to get back in, so I didn’t bother then.  I have kept my eye on Simon and Simone since then.  Being into some alternative things myself, I could tell this “prank” of theirs was more than just haha nudes.  With the whole Internet getting hold of his nudes, he started whole communities of his own featuring them, and getting more deeply into his slave and humiliation games.

What really kept my interest was this isn’t someone who is doing this professionally.  He’s a private citizen with his own regular life, making very kinky porn online as some kind of hobby or, as he has claimed in his blogs, compulsion.  Times that I have made suggestions, he has come through almost every time.  It’s hard to come up with something he won’t do.

This was the start of it all, and I’ve been watching them since, keeping track, collecting, and so on.  After this entry I will keep my own comments to a minimum and mostly quote from their blogs.  The pictures you see in this entry are only a very small sampling, and you will see most of them again as I repost the full sets in better quality.  This is only the start.

today i got my first tattoo at ‘old barber shop’ in copenhagen! YEAH! it was expensive, but one of the best tattoo-artists in copenhagen did it! and my sis got one too but hahah the guy said: only psychopaths like tan enjoy the pain while getting a tattoo!!!

haha he rules!

cheers out and i am soo happy.. FUCK!

Why isnt that somebody hasnt invented Toblerone booze?!?!

Here are a few parting shots from the game on November 17…

"No, I think my skate is a little bigger."

"How does that go? After the double-leg take down, is it a cross-face cradle?"

"Someone's whisperin' in my ear, sayin' all the things that I want to hear..."

Latest model weather vane

"Uh, ref, are you catching this?..."

"I'm sing-in' on the ice. It's white, and kind-a nice!"

The shots on their goal were unstoppable.  I lost track of which skaters on the B2 Black team were responsible.   While they had a few shots on our goal, Andy did a great job knocking them down, aided by the defense.  The Irondale is not a bad team, but they did have a bad night. The final score was 6-0 in our favor.

Robert passing the puck up the ice

Simon beating an opponent to the puck

Andy defending the net...

...and it's another save

Marco with the puck, with Jacob close behind him

I have gotten a bit behind with my write-ups on Flash Forward since I have been out of town. I visited the Walt Disney Family Museum in the Presidio in San Francisco on Friday and will be blogging about that over the next few days.

Jeff “Doc” Jensen of Entertainment Weekly has some theories about Flash Forward. I loved to read his theories on LOST each week, so I am leaving you with his latest musings on Flash Forward.

Enjoy!

In the new issue of Entertainment Weekly now on newsstands, you’ll find a story written by yours truly in which I geek out on my new TV obsession, the ABC sci-fi drama FlashForward. If you’re new to the show, here’s what you need to know: On Oct. 6, the planet blacked out and for 2 minutes and 17 seconds, and everyone on earth saw a brief vision of their respective futures. The saga’s center is FBI agent Mark Benford (Shakespeare In Love’s Joseph Fiennes), who during his brief quantum leap saw himself investigating an elaborate conspiracy behind mankind’s perplexing power nap. The day glimpsed in all the flashes: Thursday, April 29, 2010. (Yep, the show will air that night.) Will Mark’s faithful wife Olivia (Lost’s Sonja Walger) find herself in bed with another man? Will vaguely sinister scientist Simon Campos (Dominic Monaghan, another ex-Lostie) strangle a dude to death? And will FBI agent Demetri Noh (Star Trek’s John Cho), who saw only darkness during his flash, be (gulp) dead? “The high concept pitch is simply this: if you were given a glimpse of your future, what would you do with it?” says FF’s exec producer David S. Goyer. “If you see something bad, can you change it? If it’s good, how do you make it come true?”

One of the things I love best about the series is the explicit and implicit references to science, literature, philosophy, and pop culture. When investigated, these references suggest all sorts of possibilities about what’s really going on in the saga, or at the very least add some cool or ironic shading to the story. For example: we’ve been told that Agent Noh will be killed on March 15. That also happens to be the date of Julius Caesar’s murder. More on the nose with FlashForward: Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, in which a seer tells the Roman leader to “beware the Ides of March,” i.e. March 15. Is that just the writers having some smarty-pants fun—or are they planting a cue that a Brutus-like colleague will betray Agent Noh?

Here’s another example—a little more tenuous, but if you follow my Doc Jensen work on Lost, you know that making pseudo-intellectual leaps are part of what I’m all about. In FlashForward’s third episode, Agent Benford traveled to Germany to interview a Nazi war criminal who claimed to know something about the true nature of the global blackout. The old Nazi was being held at Quale Prison, and as it happens, the word quale is directly linked to a philosophical term dealing with—in wikipedia’s words—“the subjective quality of conscious experience.” (The fact that FlashForward would name a prison after such a heady concept is pretty provocative. Is the show trying to suggest that objective reality is unknowable and mankind is fundamentally at odds with each other because we are locked into our unique, idiosyncratic perspectives of the external world?)

Are you with me?! I hope so, because in the weeks to come, I plan on doing even more obsessing about FlashForward here at EW.com, beginning with a complete TV Watch recap of the next episode, airing Dec. 3. Until then, here’s are some additional references (legit and perceived my crazy eyes) that FlashForward has made during its first nine episodes—and some theories about what they could mean.

Lost
Of course, Dominic Monaghan (Charlie) and Sonya Walger (Penelope) are living, breathing embodiments of Lost. Both actors played characters linked to Desmond Hume. During the show’s third season, the ex-Hatchman became super-charged with The Island’s electromagnetic energy and began having flash-forwards of Charlie’s death. He also went back in time and tried to change his destiny. David Goyer—a big Lost fan—slipped a billboard for Oceanic Airlines into the pilot, inspiring fans to wonder if both shows exist in the same universe. At the very least, they may share a similar philosophical idea: that no matter how much you try to change predestined events, fate will get what it wants.

“Across The Universe” by Rufus Wainwright
Like Lost, Cold Case and so many other shows, FF has a penchant for episode-ending slow-motion montages, set to rousing score or a thematically loaded pop song. One of my faves was Wainwright’s cover of this classic tune by The Beatles, heard in the Oct. 29 episode “Scary Monsters and Super Creeps.” In the 1999 Robert J. Sawyer novel that inspired the series, the blackout/flash-forwards are caused, in part, by an anomaly in deep space—literally “across the universe.” Coincidence? Nay! I say: Synchronicity! As in…

“Ghost In The Machine” by The Police
Agent Benford is a fan of the band and wore a T-shirt featuring this album’s artwork to an undercover operation—infiltrating an underground club catering to “ghosts,” people in the FF universe who didn’t see anything in their flash forward and thus believe they are destined to die before that date. According to band lore, the album was inspired by Sting’s fixation with Arthur Koestler, an egghead who postulated that people, events, and time are psychically linked via the concept of Synchronicity described by Carl Jung. (The Police song “Synchronicity,” from the album of the same (also inspired by Koestler), is a FlashForward theory unto itself; check out the lyrics here.) Koestler’s books include The Ghost In The Machine, The Roots of Coincidence (a book that has had a big influence on sci-fi, fantasy, and comic book writers), and Janus: A Summing Up, an exploration of systems theory that says that a larger whole or “holarchy” is make up of individual components called “holons” that also contain systems within themselves, or something like that, or maybe nothing at all like that, and yes, I don’t have any clue what any of this means. Bookmark that Janus name—we’ll be coming back to it in a minute.

Jericho
In FlashForward, Jericho is a military contractor that provides private armies to the highest bidder. Their soldiers apparently played a role in the attempted killing of Aaron Stark’s daughter, Tracy, in Afghanistan. I also suspect they are providing goons to the conspiracy that perpetrated the global blackout. Of course, Jericho was also the title of the short-lived, intensely loved cult drama that imagined the aftermath of a cataclysmic nuclear attack on the United States.

David Baldacci
Trying to make sense of Jericho’s treacherous attack on his daughter, Aaron likened the situation to a “Baldacci novel.” David Baldacci is the best-selling author of hugely successful books like The Collectors and Absolute Power, political potboilers that usually involve elaborate government conspiracies. Application to FlashForward: I’m thinking President Segovia (played by Peter Coyote)—who is (or was) tight with Assistant Director Wedeck (Courtney B. Vance)—knows much more about the global blackout than he’s telling. And remember Senator Clemente (Barbara Williams), the congresswoman who was leading the subcommittee investigation into the flash-forward event? She was no friend to Segovia and Wedeck, yet the president made her his new vice president—presumably to stifle her persecution of Wedeck’s Mosaic team. No, it’s not very realistic that a president would appoint a hated political rival as his No. 2—unless, of course, Segovia and Clemente aren’t the bitter enemies they appeared to be. I’m thinking that yes, Senator Clemente is in on the conspiracy, too. So what’s the conspiracy? Here’s the clue that sketches the big picture:

“D. Gibbons”
The “bad man” from little Charlie Benford’s spooky vision and one of many cryptic clues gleaned from Agent Benford’s flash forward. The name undoubtedly refers to Dave Gibbons, co-author of the subversive superhero saga Watchmen, whose intricate mystery plot concerns (SPOILER ALERT!) a conspiracy to encourage world peace by staging a fake alien invasion. And like FF, Watchmen stuffed coded clues and tell-tale non-sequiturs in the margins of its story. I’m thinking that the power players behind the global blackout were attempting to do something similar—usher in a new era of world peace by staging a global cataclysm designed to cause everyone to rethink their lives, the way they live their lives and the political, religious, and philosophical barriers that divide us. The bipartisan union of President Segovia and Senator Clemente is symbolic and representative of the narrative the conspiracy was/is trying to promote throughout the world. The two-faced, double-edged nature of this scheme to engineer planetary rebirth via planetary catastrophe is reflected in our next clue…

Janice/Janus
Janice is the name of the FlashForward character who saw herself having a baby on April 29… even though she’s a lesbian who is currently not in relationship and had been deeply ambivalent about even having kids until recently. Janice sounds exactly like Janus, the two-faced Roman deity of open gates and closed doors, of beginnings and endings. Janus is a deeply ironic, very paradoxical dude—both hopeful and ominous. That’s very Janice. Speaking of double-sided clues…

Beilby Porteus
Mosaic’s search for “D. Gibbons” led him to Pigeon, Utah, where he encountered a mystery man, coined “The Chess Player” by fans, in an abandoned doll factory. Before escaping, the chess player said, “He who foresees calamities, suffers them twice over.” That’s a famous quote from Porteus, an 18th-century English clergyman and noted abolitionist. His other major claim to fame was introducing something called “The Sunday Observance Act,” a “blue law” that regulated the ways people in England could spend their recreational time on Sunday. This is could be a double-faced clue. On one hand, we have an ostensible bad guy, quoting a guy linked to a righteous cause (ending slavery) and famous for forcing a righteous way of life on society (the Sunday Observance Act)—another possible proof on the aforementioned world peace conspiracy. But is The Chess Player part of The Blackout Conspiracy—or working to subvert it? The Porteus quote is darkly ironic. And coming from The Chess Player, it sounds like a warning or threat. Possibilities: If The Chess Player is trying to promote the conspiracy, he might have been trying to tell Benford that trying to solve the mystery of the blackout calamity will only produce another calamity—the ruin of its peace-promoting effect. But if The Chess Player is trying to fight the conspiracy, he might have been trying to tell Benford that flash-forward event had backfired—or will backfire when it reaches its fulfillment on April 29. FYI: Porteus is associated with another ironic quote that could be applied to FlashForward and my “Conspiracy of Peace” conspiracy theory: “War its thousands slays; peace its ten thousands.”

White Queen
The Chess Player left behind some clues for Mosaic, including a chess piece—the white queen, which provocatively intersects with all sorts of fantasy and geek pop. The White Queen is a character from Through The Looking Glass—a scatter-brained figure that lives her life backwards and struggles to live in the present. (“Jam-yesterday or Jam-tomorrow, but never Jam-today.”) That’s fitting for a show whose people got mind-scrambled during the global blackout and are now playing out futures that may have already come to pass—who are constantly being reminded and challenged to bravely defy fate by “living in the now.” However, “White Queen” is the handle of several prominent characters in comic book land, including the morally ambiguous X-Men foil Emma Frost (who can see into other people’s heads) and another baddie, Sat-Yr-9, an unhinged femme fatale from an alternate reality Earth. Yes, it is unlikely FlashForward was deliberately trying to forge a connection to the latter character. But she does embody a high concept theory in quantum physics that was explicitly referenced by Dominic Monaghan’s Simon Campos character: the idea that all possible realities actually exist. (See: the Schrödinger’s Cat thought experiment, used by Campos to seduce the blonde lady on the train.) I won’t beat this dead (Schrödinger’s) cat further by bringing this full circle and explicating the link between Alice In Wonderland and quantum mechanics, or how the whole notion of white and black chess pieces illustrate the binary either/or dynamics of alternate reality logic. However, and fittingly, I will ask you to entertain at least two possibilities: 1. That what everyone saw in their flash-forward was actually a peek into an alternate reality; and 2. That per the implications of Schrödinger’s Cat, which says that reality isn’t created until directly observed by the viewer, that the future sketched by the flash-forwards is now locked into place as a result of being directly observed by everyone in the past via the global blackout. Got that? Thought so. Also see: A Christmas Carol SPOILER ALERT! David Goyer says Charles Dickens’ classic novel—about a grinch who’s shown a vision of his (possible) future—looms large in the Dec. 3 episode.